Divine Lucky Star-Chapter 82 - "Bro, I’m convinced, you are a real man!
Chapter 82 -82 “Bro, I’m convinced, you are a real man!
Wang Hao finally understood what was going on with his bad luck today!
The girl was indeed beautiful, and Dad was absolutely right about her striking appearance, but the problem was that Wang Hao knew this girl! She was the nightmare of his three years in high school! Together with Ren Xing, their duo was effortlessly tormented by her!
“Wang Mengfei, damn it!”
“It’s been a long time, hasn’t it?” Wang Mengfei said with a giggly smile, her eyes narrowing into crescent moons. “It must have been four or five years, right?”
“Sorry, I was just passing through to buy soy sauce!” Wang Hao chuckled awkwardly and turned to run away!
The others were okay, but this girl, he really couldn’t handle her! The key thing was he couldn’t see her as a woman at all! Definitely the reincarnation of Brother Chun, a true man, holy crap!
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No wonder Wang Hao was so scared. When he was in high school, he and Ren Xing weren’t afraid of heaven or earth, but they were afraid of this Wang Mengfei!
Not for anything else, but because this girl really trained! In high school, she was already a Taekwondo black belt at the Taebaek level!
Here it’s necessary to mention the colored belts and levels in Taekwondo!
The ranks in Taekwondo are somewhat similar to the levels in novels. From the beginner white belt to the highest-level black belt, they are divided into nine ranks. This isn’t anything special, to be frank; these days, if someone practices Taekwondo, they get a black belt, no big deal.
But the problem is that an official Taekwondo black belt has levels, nine levels in total!
And back then, Wang Mengfei’s level was the highest level a high school student could achieve: third level Taebaek!
“You’re in such a hurry to leave when you see me?” Wang Mengfei turned gracefully and blocked Wang Hao’s path, smiling. “Back then I was a black belt Taebaek. Guess what level I am now?”
Wang Hao: “…”
Damn it, it looks like this girl didn’t stop practicing during her university years either! In a novel, she’d definitely fit the profile of a protagonist who gets uneasy without practicing her skills!
“What level now?” Wang Hao asked timidly. “Surely not a fifth level by now…”
“Seventh level Heaven Punch,” Wang Mengfei smiled. “Normally, at my age, the highest would be fifth level ten prohibitions, but I trained a bit better and got some special consideration.” Her face bore a mischievous smile as she continued, “Want to try?”
Who would want to try if they were full and had nothing better to do?!
“I’d like to live a few more years!” Wang Hao was miserably frustrated. Normal bad luck was acceptable, but who could have expected to encounter her today. Without even thinking about it, he knew his bad luck would last all day. “You must have known it was me early on, right?”
Then Wang Mengfei said something that made Wang Hao want to kneel: “Of course. Otherwise, why do you think I came on a blind date?”
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Heavens and earth! Which deity will take away this calamity? I’ll offer incense three times daily!
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?” Wang Hao’s eyes were as wide as copper bells. “I’m telling you upfront, a man can be killed, but not humiliated!” Then he hurriedly offered the rose he was holding: “This is for you, more beautiful than ever!” He was the epitome of a European gentleman at this point, flawless in his presentation.
“Thank you.” Wang Mengfei then lowered her leg, her face showing a slight blush as she took the bouquet, and then pointed towards a dense grove of trees not far away, whispering, “Let’s go there, sit down, and talk.”
That grove…
Crap! What’s the situation?! Doesn’t seem right, I have a fear of crowds! Wang Hao shook his head decisively: “Better not, seeing as… we’ve met already… okay, it’s quiet there with fewer people, so let’s chat there! Oh, I think this place is blessed with good fortune, just look at how those trees grow.”
Wang Mengfei lowered her foot, nodded in satisfaction: “Yes, that’s more like it, let’s go.”
Tears streamed down Wang Hao’s face—he knew if she lifted her foot again, he’d only receive a beating!
The two went into the grove, where three delinquent-looking youths were sitting and chatting, eyes occasionally following the beautiful women passing by. Wang Mengfei approached and declared: “Excuse me, I’m going to borrow this spot for a while. Could you guys move, OK?”
Those three hoodlums had been ogling the women and became excited seeing Wang Mengfei: “What’s up, girl? Why drive us away? Let’s get to know each other…”
Then Wang Mengfei raised her leg and with a “crack,” kicked a branch as thick as Wang Hao’s arm right off the tree beside her, sending it spiraling away…
Damn, this girl wasn’t kidding! By the look of it, she’s really at the level of a black belt Heaven Punch!
The three hoodlums were sweating bullets: “Don’t be mad, girl, we’re leaving right away!”
Before leaving, they even gave Wang Hao a thumbs-up: “Bro, I’m impressed, you’re the real deal!”
Clarify your words, man! What are you impressed by, crap?!
“Okay, now it’s quiet,” said Wang Mengfei, pleased with her clearing operation. She sat down on a bench and pointed next to her: “Sit.”
Wang Hao sat down carefully.
He couldn’t help but obey! He was afraid his arm might fly away like that tree branch!
“I left in such a hurry today, I forgot to bring cigarettes,” said Wang Mengfei after sitting, stretching out her hand to Wang Hao: “Got a smoke? Give me one.”
“When did you start smoking?” Wang Hao pulled out a cigarette pack and handed it to her, only to realize something was off. Looking down, damn, it’s Mr. Du’s!
“It seems you’ve picked up some bad habits these past years,” Wang Mengfei scoffed. “You carry this stuff with you when you go out? You’re here to pick up girls, aren’t you?”
Murderous aura! There was a murderous aura!
This was the old man’s doing, not mine! I’m done for!
“Well… That’s a misunderstanding, purely a misunderstanding!” Wang Hao chuckled awkwardly, scratching his head, and quickly put Mr. Du back, finally taking out the right one—a cigarette for each. Cautiously, Wang Hao asked: “So, what made you think of going on a blind date? That doesn’t seem like you at all!”
