Defrosting The Cold Young Master-Chapter 2115 - 2119: Gu the Pig? Hahaha!

"This..." Qiao Zui said, "Because your Sister Mengmeng’s parents are weak and incompetent, can’t stand firm, and always make mistakes, while your Sister Mengmeng is smart and capable, better than her parents. So to avoid making mistakes in the future, her parents said they’ll listen to your Sister Mengmeng from now on."

"Oh..." Xiao Shumiao understood and nodded, looking at him with hope, "Then if I become really, really awesome in the future, will my mom and dad also listen to me?"

Qiao Zui laughed heartily, ruffled his hair, and said, "Little guy, you’re small, but you’ve got big ambitions."

Ye Xingbei couldn’t help but smile and asked him, "What do you want mom and dad to listen to you about?"

Xiao Shumiao blinked his eyes, "I want to eat ice cream! Lots and lots of ice cream! If mom and dad listen to me, and I say I want ice cream, they will let me have it!"

Ye Xingbei: "..."

Qiao Zui laughed so hard he couldn’t stand straight.

Xiao Shumiao tilted his head in confusion and looked at him, "Cousin, why are you laughing? What’s so funny?"

"N-nothing," Qiao Zui managed to hold back his laughter and said seriously, "I think your ambition is very grand. Work hard, become really awesome, and in the future, you can eat as much ice cream as you want!"

"Hmm!" Xiao Shumiao clenched his little fist, cheering himself on, "I will work hard!"

Qiao Zui couldn’t help but let out a "pfft," laughing so much his stomach hurt.

While laughing, he said to Gu Junzhu and Ye Xingbei, "Uncle, Aunt, I predict Xiao Shumiao will become the first inspirational legend to accidentally become a billionaire while striving for ice cream!"

Ye Xingbei laughed and pulled Xiao Shumiao into her arms, tapped his head, "Little foodie!"

Xiao Shumiao pouted and said with conviction, "Food is the most important thing!"

"Not bad, that’s progress," Gu Junzhu praised his darling son, "You used the phrase correctly this time."

Ye Xingbei: "..."

Is that the point?

"Right?" Xiao Shumiao beamed, "I’m so smart, I’ll soon be more awesome than mom and dad, and my dream will come true soon!"

Ye Xingbei: "..."

Say what you want, but this habit of self-praise, he’ll soon surpass his dad.

So exhausting!

Qiao Zui laughed, ruffled his little head, stood up, and said to Gu Junzhu and Ye Xingbei, "Uncle, Aunt, the show’s over, shall we head back? I’m sleepy."

Gu Junzhu glanced at him, "Not bad, easier to feed than a pig."

"..." Qiao Zui touched his nose, "I’ll take that as a compliment."

"Dad is complimenting you!" Xiao Shumiao said, "Dad is Gu the Pig, and if he says you’re easier to feed than a pig, it means you’re easier to feed than him, so he must be complimenting you!"

Qiao Zui was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, almost collapsing, "Gu the Pig? Hahahahahahaha..."

"..." Gu Junzhu: "Want a spanking?"

"No, no, not at all! I’m really sleepy, I’m leaving now," Qiao Zui ran towards the door as if escaping, laughing while running, "Gu the Pig, hahahahahahaha..."

Xiao Shumiao was startled, his big round eyes wide open, "Dad, has cousin gone crazy?"

"Yes," Gu Junzhu said expressionlessly, "he’s gone crazy!"

"Don’t talk nonsense," Ye Xingbei chastised him, "Don’t you know your son? He’s single-minded; he would really believe it!"