Dafeng Night Watchman-Chapter 597 - Returning Home
Chapter 597 - 597 Returning Home
Roar!
A deafening roar seemed to ring in Xu Qian'an's heart.
He was shocked, and turned around and looked back, and saw a monster that made him dumbfounded.
The body of this monster covered the sky and the sun, and its image could not be described in simple language because its structure was too complex and terrifying.
It was a huge piece of meat, with tendons protruding and muscles bulging, like a mountain made of muscles.
The muscle-made "mountain" had rows of pores, spewing dark green smoke, lingering in the sky, forming dark green clouds.
At the bottom of the meat mountain flowed a sticky shadow.
And in the shadow, countless creatures were mating crazily, mating passionately, with only mating and reproduction in their minds.
Behind the meat mountain, followed a group of zombie-like beasts.
The reason why Xu Qian'an could tell the "front" and "back" of the meat mountain was because it had a pair of eyes full of wisdom, as if it could see through the sun, the moon, the mountains and the rivers, and the fleeting years of eternity.
Gu God!
Without any verification, Xu Qian'an knew its name naturally. .
The only surviving god and demon from the ancient times, one of the super-class of the time, an ancient giant beast that has been sleeping in the abyss for endless years.
"Why do I see the legendary Gu God..."
Xu Qian'an was confused, and at this moment, he saw large swathes of shadows surging from the Gu God's eyes full of wisdom.
Xu Qian'an turned around and looked...
"Roar!"
Another clear and loud roar, he saw the blue sky and the vast land. He saw the real dragon across the sky, soaring straight up; he saw the fire bird flying across the sky, the sunset glow was burning.
I saw the Cyclops walking aimlessly on the vast land, with a setting sun behind him.
I saw the tentacles dancing wildly in the boiling ocean, covering the sky.
I saw a black turtle entangled by a giant snake.
I saw a red Cyclops snake that opened its eyes for daytime and closed its eyes for darkness.
I saw a giant with twelve pairs of arms; a black-scaled giant snake with nine heads; a golden lion with three tails; a round meat ball covered with eyes and tentacles; a divine bird flashing with five-colored divine light...
The picture was broken, and endless darkness came.
Xu Qian'an suddenly opened his eyes, and his sight was the familiar quiet room and simple furnishings, which gave him a great sense of security and brought him back to reality.
"Ancient gods and demons?"
"What I saw were the gods and demons of the ancient times.....
"Why did I see them who should have been annihilated in the long river of time?"
Xu Qian'an recalled the scene he had just seen, and felt a wave of palpitations, almost dominated by fear.
At this time, he realized that his back was soaked with sweat.
"It's so scary, every ancient god and demon is extremely scary, it's hard to imagine what kind of era it was."
He got up and walked to the coffee table, poured himself a cup of hot water, took a few sips with a dazed expression, and after a while, he felt that he was "alive" and got rid of that fear.
After calming down, he began to analyze the origins of those memory fragments.
Concluded that "they belong to the Gu God".
"The only thing on me that is related to the Gu God is the Qi Jue Gu, so the question is, why does the Qi Jue Gu have the memory fragments of the Gu God?
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"As the only treasure in the world that integrates seven kinds of Gu techniques, there are indeed secrets behind the Qi Jue Gu. "
Xu Qian'an frowned, and in this state of confusion, he couldn't help but think of himself when he was still a rookie.
"According to my style, when I encounter such a puzzled thing, I turn around and go to Wei Gong, and throw the troublesome things to him."
Xu Qian'an laughed, and then fell silent.
He rubbed his face, cleared his distracting thoughts, and examined the upgraded Qi Jue Gu.
First is the Tian Gu, which has not changed at all, can predict the weather, can sense the changes of the twenty solar terms, and the core ability "Moving Stars and Changing Constellations".
As for the ability to spy on the secrets of the sky and foresee the future for a short time, because the level is too high, the Qi Jue Gu has not yet mastered it.
.......
The two abilities of the dark Gu: shadow jump and shadow stealth, have been greatly improved.
The shadow jump range has been increased to a radius of 300 meters, and there is no "buffer", with When Xu Qian'an's shadow jumps, there will be a buffer of less than one second (his body melts like a shadow).
Shadow stealth is faster and more secretive, and can be regarded as a kind of escape technique, and can carry one person.
In addition, a third ability has been added: Shadow Possession!
Xu Qian'an can stay in the shadow of the target person for up to two hours.
But beware that the previous two side effects are aggravated, and a third side effect is added:
"Shadow Possession" is performed for a quarter of an hour every day.
"It's not bad, I can hide under a woman's skirt... Qi Jue Gu is simply a beast. "Xu Qiyan complained.
........
The improvement of the power Gu is that it has an additional self-healing ability.
For Xu Qiyan now, the self-healing ability is completely useless.
The improvement of the heart Gu is in two aspects:
First, the influence on intelligent creatures is deepened; second, the number of low-intelligence beasts controlled is increased.
The first can be used to influence the enemy, just like Qi Huan Danxiang against Taiping Dao.
The second is suitable for war, one person is a small army.
But it should be noted that the host's love for animals deepens. If you can't control yourself well, you may have a terrible idea of "why not leave offspring with it".
......
The change of the poison Gu is that as long as he wants, he can use his saliva, Blood, hair, etc., turned into highly toxic substances, turned into any poison that has been tasted.
For example, if Xu Qian'an had taken a certain poison that can be used as medicine, then he can turn his hair or nails into that poison, and use it as medicine to save people when necessary.
Or, if he has tasted a certain poison that makes people numb all over, he can turn his saliva into that poison, and then pass it into the body of the national teacher when kissing her, so that he can do whatever he wants.
Of course, unless the Gu God comes in person, there is no poison in the world that can make the national teacher fall for it.
The side effect is that the desire for poison deepens every day, and becomes picky. If he can't eat a rich variety of poisons within half a month, he will lose his temper.
......
The sub-Gu that can be differentiated from the love Gu has reached With eighteen of them, the aphrodisiac gas secreted is more effective. If Xu Qi'an is willing, he can let people around him have group sex anytime and anywhere.
In addition, the love Gu has two new abilities:
First, improve the duration of sexual intercourse.
Second, improve personal charm.
The first one is undoubtedly useless to Xu Qi'an, a martial artist.
The second one is equivalent to a low-end version of charm.
The side effect is that on the basis of the original lsp, the requirement of having sex once within half a month is added. Of course, with Xu Qi'an's current third-grade body, this side effect can be suppressed.
It's just not needed.
.......
Finally, there is the corpse Gu.
The sub-Gu has increased from the original four to eight, and the previous retention of life skills has been upgraded to retaining some dead skills. The residual soul of the killer makes the puppet more agile and more powerful.
The side effects are getting worse, which can be summarized in one sentence:
Cannot see naked corpses! Cannot see naked corpses! Cannot see naked corpses!
Say it three times.
"The side effects of corpse Gu are completely contrary to my hobby of dissecting corpses... I should be glad that I had not inherited the Seven Deadly Gu when the Concubine Fu case happened..."
Otherwise, neither Huang Xiaorou nor Concubine Fu could escape.
Corpse Gu is the most perverted, followed by Heart Gu... Xu Qi'an complained silently.
His face changed immediately, and he thought of a question:
Why do I think that corpse Gu is more perverted than Heart Gu? Are beasts and humans more acceptable than humans and corpses? I think so, am I affected by Heart Gu?
Xu Qi'an's mouth twitched fiercely.
At this time, the lattice door of the quiet room was pushed open from the outside, and the state master, holding a whisk, stepped over the threshold and entered the house.
"I noticed that you are awake. Your breath was a little strange just now. What happened?"
She asked with concern.
Xu Qi'an twitched his nose lightly and smelled the fragrance of powder.
Looking carefully, Luo Yuheng put on light makeup and dressed up more beautifully.
She should be dressed up for me. Luo Yuheng with this personality is a real and normal woman......Xu Qi'an was about to praise her, but suddenly he was shocked. The shadow of Luo Yuheng was reflected in his pupils. She was a cat girl with animal ears.
A mature and mature cat girl with animal ears.
......Xu Qi'an closed his eyes and opened them again. The cat girl disappeared. This time she turned into a centaur. The upper body was a feathered whisk, a cold and beautiful national teacher, and the lower body was a horse.
"Pah!"
Xu Qi'an slapped himself hard.
Luo Yuheng frowned slightly:
"What are you doing?"
Replying to my mate selection and worldview...Xu Qian'an exhaled silently and said:
"No problem, no problem, don't worry, Master."
He immediately understood that it was Luo Yuheng's strange charm of karma that made him see a new image in her besides the image of "kind aunt".
A woman outside of human nature!
And this new image was influenced by the heart poison. After making certain compromises, he combined his experience in his previous life to come up with an image that could satisfy the heart poison's yearning for beasts and make him accept it to a certain extent.
The Master is really a magic mirror for lsp...Xu Qian'an forced himself to suppress his inner thoughts and said:
"Master, I'll go back to the mansion."
Luo Yuheng hesitated for a moment and said softly:
"If there is no urgent matter, stay in Lingbao Temple until dusk.
"Tomorrow is the "evil" among the seven emotions, which is the most difficult negative emotion to control.
"To be safe, I won't practice dual cultivation tomorrow. I will set a seal and let myself sleep through tomorrow.
"So......"
Xu Qian'an understood that she meant to make up for the dual cultivation tomorrow now.
After a fierce fight, Xu Qian'an hugged two round and tight long legs, with his lower abdomen pressed tightly against Luo Yuheng's round buttocks, and said:
"National Master, can you "meow"? "
"National Master, barking is also fine."
"National Master, do you know how a horse calls? National Master, why are you poking me with a sword..."
......
Less than half an hour after the court meeting ended, all the well-informed officials in the capital basically knew about the turmoil of today's court meeting.
Wang Shoufu's future son-in-law, Xu Xinnian, the second son of the Xu family, acted as the vanguard of the "donation policy" and angrily rebuked the nobles in the Jinluan Palace. He begged His Majesty to adopt his strategy and call for donations.
According to the officials standing outside the palace at that time, Xu Erlang had a verbal battle with the nobles, and no one in the palace responded.
Although Xu Erlang won in verbal skills, he was ultimately unable to resist the general trend. Under the strong opposition of the nobles and the officials, the court meeting ended in a farce.
For a time, Xu Cijiu became a celebrity and the center of discussion.
"I've heard that your majesty is going to call for donations. The treasury is empty, so it's natural to fill it with taxes. How can you let us spend money?"
"Alas, your majesty is young and hot-tempered, and he doesn't follow the rules."
"You don't know that this strategy of calling for donations was thought up by Xu Xinnian. Your majesty didn't agree at first, but he couldn't stand the thief's eloquence. He described this plan in a exaggerated way, making your majesty think that as long as we donate money, the disasters in various places can be solved."
"Shameless, absolutely shameless! This Xu Xinnian really does everything for his future. Why doesn't he spend all his wealth? We have limited salaries and we just make a living."
"Humph, just a villain in the officialdom."
"Not only a villain, but also a gigolo. If he hadn't seduced the daughter of Prime Minister Wang with a woman-like face, he would be nothing."
Forced donations are unwelcome and even hateful in the eyes of any group in any era.
After all, there are only a few loyal people who are passionate about serving the country and the people.
In addition, Xu Xinnian was listed as the prime minister of the dynasty and had a bright future. He had already attracted many jealous people. He undoubtedly became the target of abuse and scorn from all walks of life in the officialdom.
Hanlin Academy.
Xu Xinnian, who was in the center of the storm, ignored the rumors from the outside world and bent over his desk to write a notice.
"Farewell to the old."
Several scholars walked into the hall and said indignantly:
"The outside scolding is rampant. This group of fools has read the books of sages for so many years in vain."
"Humph, they are used to a luxurious life, how could they care about the lives of the people."
The Hanlin Academy is the clear stream among the clear streams. It has always been arrogant and looked down on ordinary officials.
If ordinary officials are compared to mud, then they are self-proclaimed lotus.
Their arrogant attitude on weekdays is annoying.
But they are indeed purer than ordinary officials, with more open-minded thoughts, and their minds have not been polluted by the big dye vat of officialdom.
Xu Erlang thought for a while, took out a piece of rice paper, picked up a pen and wrote:
"For six hundred years, the court has nurtured scholars, why did all the civil and military officials flee."
Several Shujishi's eyes lit up and they clapped their hands and praised: "Wonderful!"
At this time, the rigid and serious Hanlin Academy University Scholar Ma Xiuwen walked in expressionlessly with his hands behind his back.
"Sir!"
Xu Xinnian and several Shujishi bowed together.
Ma Xiuwen has an old-fashioned personality and has no expression for many years, so his face looks stiff. He said coldly, "Hmm", and said:
"Xu Cijiu, come to my hall."
After that, he turned and left.
Several Shujishi gave Xu Xinnian a look of "you take care of yourself".
Xu Xinnian smiled bitterly, and his scalp was tingling, which was rare.
He bowed to his colleagues, walked away quickly, and went to where Ma Xiuwen was sitting.
Ma Xiuwen sat behind the desk, holding a blue and white tea cup with a bright glaze in his hand, staring at Xu Xinnian for a few seconds through the rising steam.
"Pour your own tea!"
He said lightly.
Xu Xinnian shook his head: "My stomach is full of tea, I can't eat anymore."
Ma Xiuwen did not force him, and was silent for a long time, and suddenly said:
"Wang Shoufu's idea?"
Xu Xinnian shook his head: "It was my own idea, and the Prime Minister didn't know about it at first. It was not until His Majesty adopted my plan that I told the Prime Minister."
Ma Xiuwen suddenly realized, "I knew that Wang Shoufu would never let you do such a thing that would offend the public. Cutting off someone's financial resources is like killing their parents. Robbing someone's money is not much better."
Take a sip of hot tea and continue:
"It's difficult for His Majesty to reach out and take money from their pockets, let alone you.
"You haven't even left the Hanlin Academy yet, but you've already ruined your reputation. The goodwill that I had when I blocked the Meridian Gate with hundreds of officials and angrily denounced the King of Huai was all ruined because of this incident."
Xu Xinnian was neither humble nor arrogant: "A truly loyal person will not blame me or hate me for this matter. "
Ma Xiuwen is the Grand Secretary of the Hanlin Academy, responsible for teaching young officials of the Hanlin Academy, and Xu Xinnian is also his student.
Grand Secretary Ma shook his head: "After all, we have to be in the dust. Let me tell you straight, this plan doesn't work."
After a pause, he said in a deep voice: "I just went out for a walk, and there are many people scolding you. Those who are jealous of you want to take the opportunity to deal with you. Be prepared to be impeached tomorrow."
Xu Xinnian bowed and said: "Thank you for reminding me, sir."
Ma Xiuwen waved his hand: "Go."
Xu Xinnian returned to the office hall, and several friendly scholars came over again, saying:
"Farewell to the old, go to the Jiaofangsi for a drink after the duty, and forget these bad things. "
It is normal and common for officials to go to the Jiaofangsi together after get off work.
Xu Xinnian subconsciously wanted to refuse, but heard a colleague say:
"It's freezing cold, and I can't even hold the pen. I need the breasts of the girls in the Jiaofangsi to warm me up."
Xu Cijiu, who hadn't touched a woman for several months, thought about it and agreed, saying:
"But I have something to do at home tonight, so I have to go back home before dusk, and I won't stay in the Jiaofangsi at night."
........
Dusk!
Xu Qian'an left Lingbao Temple with the unpredictable means of the gods and ghosts, and walked towards the direction of Xu's mansion with the bustling crowd.
No matter how serious the disasters in various places are, the capital, especially the inner city and the imperial city, will always be prosperous and the people will be rich and healthy.
"It's easy to be blinded by one leaf! "
He sighed, walking and looking around the street.
Soon, he found his target, an old man selling green tangerines.
The old man sat on the street with two baskets of green tangerines in front of him.
Green tangerines are sour and can dissolve phlegm, relieve cough and moisten the lungs. The tangerine peel has a strong smell and can be burned after drying to repel mosquitoes.
Its medicinal value is extremely strong, so sales have always been very good.
"The national teacher has applied a lot of rouge, I have to get rid of the smell..."
Xu Qian'an instinctively bought a bag of green tangerines, and then used the peel juice to get rid of the smell of powder on his body.
Then, he suddenly realized-why do I have to get rid of the smell of powder?
The reason why I used green tangerine juice as a cover was because Xu Dalang's character was a simple boy who "wouldn't even go to the brothel".
The whole family thought so.
But as his reputation grew, the title of the leader of the Jiaofangsi could no longer be suppressed.
Today, there is no need to hide it.
"Alas, my youth is over. "
Xu Qian'an still carefully used orange peel juice to drive away the rouge smell, and then took a bag of green tangerines home.
You can give it to Lingyin!
Just think of it as a gift from her elder brother when he came home.
He walked slowly to the door of Xu's house, his ears moved, and he looked behind him, only to see Xu Erlang riding a horse back home.
Erlang also saw Xu Qian'an, his face could not hide his joy, and hurriedly pulled the reins, while getting off the horse, he shouted:
"Brother!"
Xu Qian'an was about to nod in response, but saw Xu Xinnian took out a bag of green tangerines from the horse bag.
At this time, Xu Xinnian also noticed the butter paper bag in his elder brother's hand, and took a closer look, it was green tangerines!
"......"
The two brothers looked at each other in silence for a moment, and no one mentioned it. When they nodded to each other, Xu Ershu also came back.
"Ning Yan! "
Uncle Xu was overjoyed to see his nephew after a long absence, even though he had learned from Xu Lingyue last night that Dalang had returned.
"You are finally back. Your aunt was worried about you every day..."
Uncle Xu got off the horse and took out a bulging butter paper bag from the horse bag while speaking.
Uncle Xu saw the green tangerines in his nephew and son's hands, and his face suddenly froze.
Father and son, uncle and nephew, brothers, looked at each other in silence.
My youth is back... Xu Qian'an murmured in his heart.