Cohabitation with Sword Spirit-Chapter 321 - 58: When It Comes to Perverts, No One Can Beat the Celestial Divine Sword
Shen Jinghai’s sharp gaze almost instantly discerned that Cai’Er’s appearance had been shaped by human craftsmanship.
He didn’t even need to activate the Spiritual Vision of a cultivator; over the past decade and more, his encounters with countless women had made his vision extraordinarily sharp.
Moreover, for someone to have such perfectly aesthetically pleasing features naturally seemed too coincidental.
Facing Shen Jinghai’s questioning, Cai’Er finally showed some signs of distress, and her calm and smiling demeanor began to falter.
At the same time, she panicked inwardly, asking, "What should I do? He... figured it out!"
The next moment, a warm power came from her waist and quickly spread throughout her body. This power was different from the ordinary True Essence of cultivators, much purer and more mystical. In an instant, it dispelled the stiffness in the woman’s muscles and rekindled her calm poise.
Thus, Cai’Er, almost like a marionette under the control of this warm power, smiled and said, "Yes, I designed it very carefully."
Shen Jinghai did not react with the fury Cai’Er anticipated but instead asked with a blank expression, "Why?"
Cai’Er said, "If one cannot be born perfect, one should pursue perfection later, so I don’t think plastic surgery is shameful."
Shen Jinghai nodded, "But you underwent this to cater to my aesthetic for a matchmaking."
Cai’Er said, "Yes, because I believe that if you are going to do something, you should strive to do it the best. The primary goal of a matchmaking is to make the other person feel satisfied with you. Catering to their aesthetic in appearance is the most ordinary thing."
Shen Jinghai asked, "However, distorting oneself to cater to another loses the equal footing between a couple."
Cai’Er said, "However, both you and I are inherently unequal. From the data, Mr. Shi comes from a prestigious family, has great cultivation talent, and excels in all aspects far beyond my own. Similarly, in distorting oneself, the more excellent, more influential party pays a higher cost for change. Therefore, naturally, it should be me making the change to reduce the overall cost for both parties."
This statement, recited perfectly by Cai’Er, nearly made her bite her tongue, and her brain fell into a slight numbness.
In her tenure as the top maid, she had seen numerous guests and encountered various oddities, but the conversation going on in this booth was something her mind struggled to comprehend.
Nevertheless, Cai’Er forced herself to keep her spirits up and continue listening to the two’s conversation. Even if she could only understand one out of ten sentences, that was better than nothing.
Despite the conversation quickly evolving to a point where she understood not a single sentence.
Shen Jinghai asked, "How many ways are there to write the character ’hui’?"
Cai’Er said, "According to the common rules of preceding scripts, there are considered to be four standardized ways of writing ’hui’. Considering different regions, there are simplified and varied versions; generally, it is believed that the character can have over ten forms."
Shen Jinghai asked, "What is the result of 2458 times 5528?"
"13,587,824."
Shen Jinghai asked again, "In a couple’s relationship, if one is dominant and the other submissive, what should the submissive partner do?"
Cai’Er said, "Respect the other with sincere attitude, look up to them, and strive to be their right-hand aide, without pursuing meaningless equality."
After a series of questions and answers, even across the mask, Shen Jinghai’s smile became increasingly apparent.
"Very good, excellent." Shen Jinghai commented lightly, "Among those who’ve reached this point in the past decade, only you have achieved it."
Cai’Er smiled, "Thank you for your acknowledgment."
"It’s deserved." Shen Jinghai stated bluntly, then said, "Following this, there’s one last test. I need to personally check your physique to ensure it can endure our marital life."
At this remark, Cai’Er’s cheeks flushed red.
What overt sexual harassment is this!?
She might be the top maid, but not the head of a brothel; she’s never seen anything like this! Her mind was a bit stunned.
Fortunately, the one in control remained the White Sword at her waist.
Once again, a warm power emanated from Cai’Er’s waist, guiding her to raise her arm and reveal her fair wrist from her sleeve.
"Please."
Then, Shen Jinghai also extended his hand, placing two fingers gently on Cai’Er’s wrist.
Only then did Cai’Er realize, wide-eyed and slack-jawed, that the so-called physical examination was merely taking her pulse. She had overthought things!
But what followed was even more surprising. The instant Shen Jinghai placed his fingers on her wrist, she felt as if she were naked, with every detail of her body laid bare before him.
"Height 165, weight 95, body fat rate 20%—an exceedingly healthy figure. Additionally, all eight meridians are open, her Divine Sense is bright, and True Essence compresses and billows like clouds. Indeed, she possesses the Immortal Cultivation of a young age and remains talented. But the cultivation technique shows some cutting corners typical of small families; however, it’s no matter, post-marriage I can provide correct guidance. Your physique is outstanding enough to withstand the potency of the Life-Extending Elixir, theoretically allowing us to walk through life together."
Using just two fingers as probes, Shen Jinghai swiftly assessed Cai’Er’s physical information, which he seemed quite satisfied with, until...
"Oh, unexpected that you’ve had a full body cosmetic surgery and even adjusted your skeletal structure. To put in such effort is commendable. You originally had slightly broad shoulders and pelvic bones... wait!?"
In the next moment, Shen Jinghai abruptly stood up, his fingers leaving Cai’Er’s wrist.
Even through the mask, one could feel his astonishment at this moment, already overflowing.
Next, Shen Jinghai looked at Cai’Er in disbelief, then at his own two fingers, and with a voice that was calm yet trembling, he asked a question.
"You... are a man?"
Cai’Er was silent for a moment, as if losing all reason, her mind fragmented.
A moment later, the White Sword at her waist flashed, and "Cai’Er" raised her head, replacing it with a smile and said, "I’m a woman."
"A woman?" Shen Jinghai’s voice was noticeably trembling, "What kind of woman would... have that thing!?"
Cai’Er said, "It’s like this. The reshaping master said that the transformation of that part takes quite some time to heal, and the date for the Golden Jade marriage proposal was rather urgent, so I did the other parts first. The remaining can be completed before our wedding."
"B-before the wedding!?"
Cai’Er said, "Yes, after the matchmaking today, we get married, right? Don’t worry, I will be a complete woman before the wedding."
"Nonsense! How can it be so easy to become a completely different woman!?"
Cai’Er said, "Judging a person’s gender is nothing more than physiological and psychological aspects. I am already very close to female on the physiological level, with only the primary sexual characteristic needing improvement. As for the psychological aspect, I obtained a psychological female qualification certificate from Golden Jade City’s authoritative institution years ago. Look, here it is."
With that, Cai’Er took out a jade slip, which glowed on the dining table.
Shen Jinghai had no interest in looking at any certification, just stared at Cai’Er in disbelief.
"This... is absurd!"
Cai’Er said, "What is absurd? Shen City’s human body modification technology is very advanced, with top-notch organ cultivation and simulation technology in Xiangzhou. As long as a thorough transformation is done, the elasticity and texture of the cavity can be ensured to be no different from an ordinary woman’s. In fact, if the modification master’s skills are good enough, it can even be tighter and more powerful than an ordinary woman’s, adding more pleasure to married life."
"...You!"
"Besides, I can also have the same reproductive capabilities as a normal woman, so there’s no need to worry about infertility after marriage. With this, all basic elements of a marriage between a man and a woman can be ensured, I really don’t see what’s absurd about it."
"But that’s still different! Even if you really can transform completely into a woman, you were after all..."
"What does being a man or a woman in the past have to do with our marriage? In human society, the formation of a marital relationship between male and female individuals is for a better future, not to change someone’s past."
"..."
Seeing Shen Jinghai was finally speechless, Wang Jiu, controlling the fragmented Cai’Er, nodded, "So, when shall we get engaged? I recommend it to be in April, because according to the modification master’s estimate, with my physique, it will take at least a month to recover after the surgery. We should wait until I’m fully recovered after surgery to provide you with enough conjugal pleasure for our honeymoon."
However, before Wang Jiu could finish speaking, Shen Jinghai erupted in fury, yelling, "Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! Get away from me, you pervert! Otherwise, I’ll kill you!"
While shouting, Shen Jinghai staggered backward, pushed the door of the private room open, and left quickly.
The silhouette looked quite embarrassed and panic-stricken.
——
Not long after, Li Wanqing and the others arrived upon hearing the news, each with an incredulous expression, especially Shen Ying, whose mouth was wide enough to fit a large mushroom.
"Wang Jiu, what on earth did you say to him!? It’s the first time I’ve ever seen Shen Jinghai so panicked."
"Indeed, although I expected there might be a failure, to see Shen Jinghai flee like a stray dog is truly unexpected..."
Wang Jiu was also dumbfounded, feeling everything was going smoothly, so why did Shen Jinghai suddenly go nuts?
So he briefly recounted the conversation just now.
Then, he saw everyone looking at him with extremely complicated expressions.
"What?"
"Did you already know Cai’Er was a man?"
Wang Jiu seriously corrected, "Strictly speaking, she should be considered a woman. Her psychology is entirely female, and on the physiological level, she is highly approximating a female. According to the gender judgment formula, her femininity is 0.76, rounded up, she is roughly a woman."
Li Wanqing was also impressed, "... You can’t just round up such things!"
Wang Jiu was puzzled, "If rounding is not allowed, then how do you calculate this 0.75 of yours?"
"...Why am I only 0.75, even less than a man!?" Even someone as bold as Li Wanqing couldn’t accept such a determination.
Wang Jiu explained, "Psychologically, you prefer women more than men, and physiologically, your secondary sexual characteristics have fatal..."
"Okay, I get it!"
