Cheat Awakening-Chapter 703 - . The Art of Fooling Wife
"Huh? Sigh, young people really fear nothing," Myne, seeing Aisha somehow drift dozens of meters away with an expression as if she wanted to commit suicide to teach him an unforgettable lesson, didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Getting up, he walked to the place where she would fall. After making sure there was no error in his calculation, he opened a giant portal in the ground. Just as Aisha fell into it, both of their eyes met, and she stared at him with bloodshot eyes, which frightened Myne to death. In the end, out of cautiousness, he decides to give her some space and abandons his plan to join her in the sky fall.
It wasn't until five more rounds that he found Aisha had become numb from continuous falling, so he stopped his training session and let her land on the ground.
"You... Bast... Bleargh!"
As soon as Aisha's body touched the ground, she started vomiting. From her perspective, everything was spinning crazily. She felt so dizzy that she couldn't even move her hand properly, let alone get up and beat Myne.
"Water?"
Feeling sorry, Myne took out a water pouch and offered it to Aisha. Although she growled at him like a wounded beast, showing her teeth as if wanting to bite him to death, she ultimately took the pouch and drank a mouthful of water.
Only when the water reached her stomach did she feel a bit better and lie down on the ground, panting heavily, while shivering. Her large breasts were rising and falling at a crazy speed, instantly gaining the full attention of their righteous owner, who was sitting beside her and nodding his head with satisfaction, thinking that they had indeed grown well, worthy of his effort. But because Aisha had almost frozen, as the weather hadn't been gentle recently, he took out some warm blankets and put them on her.
"Now, will you give me a chance to explain the real matter? Otherwise, I don't mind going on another round with you. I can do it all night," Myne said calmly, holding Aisha's shaking hand and gently stroking it.
If it were before, Aisha would rather die than listen to his nonsense and have definitely spat on his face and beaten the hell out of him, let alone give him a chance to sit beside her and hold her hand. But the excitement she had from the skyfall was a bit too much for her to handle, leaving a hidden shadow in her heart. She was indeed not in the mood to continue fighting with a cheater like her damn husband, who didn't show any mercy on his wife.
It wasn't that she feared the height, but the problem was that she couldn't control her fall. It was like an uncontrollable kite; instead of falling straight, she often became a spinner and spun crazily, along with the bone-chilling cold wind breaking her from in and out. That was the real nightmare for her, and if possible, she never wanted to experience it again.
So she didn't answer, just stared at the sky, showing that she didn't care about him and that he could speak whatever came to his mind; she was too lazy to care about it.
Myne, who was delighted seeing that Aisha finally gave in, quickly activated his Lair skill, which could increase people's trust in his words, before starting his ready-made (modified version) story.
Because he knew that he needed some trump cards to deal with Aisha, he added quite a few nonexistent, emotionally heartbreaking elements. After hearing them, even Aisha had to say that she felt pity for Myne's bad luck. After all, it is not easy to get over the trauma of losing close friends who saved your life time and time again, but when it was your turn, you were unable to do anything except watch them die with a regretful smile.
As expected, reading so many drama novels wasn't in vain; you can always come up with wonderful stories to fool others, Myne nodded with satisfaction, seeing the change in Aisha's expression.
As for what he said to her, it was nothing but the story of a poor guy who cared about his pets, whom he considered family, and for whom he was willing to fall into the Abyss. Then, while looking for his pets, he met a bunch of strangers who were all going through some kind of trouble in their lives and stuck in some kind of bottleneck, unable to get out of that trouble.
For example, a father who couldn't move on from his daughter's death; a lady to escape from pain, gave birth to another personality who could take care of her, but in the end, she messed up, and different kinds of personalities started being born in her mind like mushrooms in the rain; another lady who was abused by her husband but too scared to get out of the house, fearing getting eaten by monsters, so she became the other party's slave, etc. To make it look like he wasn't only helping ladies, he also added his apartment neighbours, like the bandaged guy, corpse man, etc. But in his story, they are good people.
Because he feared that Aisha might misunderstand him, he didn't forget to increase the age of all the ladies in his story and made them nearly 50 years old.
"So, do you understand now how critical my situation was? This time, things were completely coincidental. I had no choice: either I could watch Waffle and the others die in the Abyss alone, or become the target of your anger. And you know that for me, family always comes first; there is no way I would let them be in danger," Myne said seriously, earning a heavy sigh from Aisha. freewёbnoνel.com
She stared at him for a moment with a complicated expression before shaking her head helplessly.
"No food, and no touching me for the entire next week... Now stop staring at my breasts and take me back home. My body still hasn't recovered yet," Aisha said with a poker face as she pinched Myne's nose, who was staring at her breasts with greedy eyes, and gave the order.
"Hehehe, of course, dear, and thanks for understanding me," Myne laughed heartily, picked up Aisha, and opened a portal to their bathroom. He walked into it because Aisha's clothes were dirty with vomit and grime. He first helped her take a quick bath and changed her clothes before both of them lay down on the bed. Myne happily hugged her, and although Aisha gave him an angry glare, she didn't push him away and simply closed her eyes with a snort.
As for Sylphy, Myne said that since he had conquered the biggest boss, lower-level bosses were just minor characters and not worthy of this level of effort.
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The next day, although everyone was very shocked to see Myne wandering in the kitchen, preparing his own breakfast under Aisha's strict supervision so he wouldn't blast the kitchen to the sky, and Sylphy (who had already learned about the whole story after waking up and seeing Myne and Aisha sleeping, hugging each other like koalas) didn't say anything. The rest could only go along with the flow. But girls are naturally super curious creatures, so June, Amy, Garnet, and Ayri looked at each other and decided to get all the details from Sylphy later, as she was easy to manipulate and would probably spill the beans after a little asking.
By the way, Waffle, who was thrown miles away from the house into the sky, surprisingly managed to find his way back home with the help of a bird monster who knew the hundreds of miles area like the back of her wing. As for why that bird was so helpful, Myne mentioned that he saw burnt feathers on that poor bird and said that he had created another villain.
Then what came was naturally Waffle becoming a crybaby and complaining to Aisha, asking for justice. As a result, under Aisha's watchful eyes, Myne had to cook breakfast for everyone instead of only for himself.
After that, while eating dinner, Myne told everyone about the gaming world of the Travelling Merchant, which left them dumbfounded. But Aisha and Sylphy were delighted to hear that in the gaming world, people couldn't die, so they strongly encouraged Myne to play in the gaming world more and increase his strength instead of messing around all the time.
Myne didn't think much about it and happily agreed to their request since he also felt that he should focus more on increasing his strength. Otherwise, given the speed at which Aisha and Sylphy's strength was increasing, he was afraid that next time he might not be able to survive their single punch.
After breakfast, Myne, who was like a child who had just gotten a new toy and couldn't wait to play with it all day long, quickly returned to his bedroom, lay down on the bed and muttered the code words while staring at the ceiling excitedly.
"GAME ON!"
