Chaos Sword Body Technique: The Sword God is invincible!-Chapter 49 - Not Even a Dog Would Take This Name!
49: Chapter 49: Not Even a Dog Would Take This Name!
49 -49: Not Even a Dog Would Take This Name!
Boom—
After Lin Yi and Lu Qingcheng, following the golden retriever, had escaped through the secret passage from the tomb,
The entire tomb completely collapsed.
“That was close!”
Lin Yi let out a heavy sigh of relief, an expression of having survived a catastrophe on his face.
But when he turned around and saw Lu Qingcheng’s body flushed and burning hot, his complexion changed abruptly.
“Senior Sister Luo!”
“What’s wrong with you!”
Lin Yi touched her forehead, which felt as hot as a furnace.
“I think I’ve been poisoned.”
Lu Qingcheng quickly sat down cross-legged, starting to suppress the poison within her body.
“Poisoned?”
Lin Yi suddenly remembered that when Lu Qingcheng had pulled out the Treasure Spear, the stone platform exploded, and a red poison fog had been released.
He, Lu Qingcheng, and Xu Ning should all have been poisoned.
“This is a unique poison concocted by the Leisurely Marquis, the ‘Carefree and Happy Powder’.”
At this point, the golden retriever spoke, “Within two hours, one must engage in intercourse with a member of the opposite sex for a good bout of carefree pleasure to neutralize the poison…”
“Otherwise, once the poison takes effect, you will die as your anus ulcerates and bursts.”
“This this this…”
Lin Yi was shocked, “The Leisurely Marquis is a bit perverted, isn’t he!”
“The Leisurely Marquis lived a carefree and happy life, so he wished his successors to be just like him, unbound and freely joyful.”
“The two of you have just received the Leisurely Marquis’ legacy, this is surely fate!”
The golden retriever looked at Lin Yi then at Lu Qingcheng, “You two figure it out.”
With that, the golden retriever conscientiously walked away.
Leaving only Lin Yi and Lu Qingcheng in an awkward atmosphere.
“There’s no other way.”
Lin Yi sighed and began to take off his clothes.
Lu Qingcheng’s pretty face changed color, “Wait, what are you taking your clothes off for?”
“To help you detoxify!”
Lin Yi said it as if it were only natural.
“When did I ask you to detoxify me?”
Lu Qingcheng’s face was now so flushed she seemed about to bleed from embarrassment.
“Don’t worry, I will keep it a secret!”
Lin Yi whispered, “I won’t tell anyone about what happens today!”
“That still doesn’t work!”
Lu Qingcheng loudly scolded Lin Yi.
“Then just wait for the poison to flare up!”
Seeing her reaction, Lin Yi also got tired of arguing and simply sat down beside her.
But before long, Lu Qingcheng, tormented by the effects of the Carefree and Happy Powder started feeling burning desire, her eyes hazy.
She moved closer to Lin Yi on her own initiative.
Hugging Lin Yi’s waist, she began to undress him and fervently kissed his neck.
“Senior Sister, what are you doing?”
“Senior Sister, this isn’t right; that’s not allowed!”
Lin Yi’s face was full of enjoyment, yet his hands still pretended to resist.
However, this feigned resistance snapped Lu Qingcheng back to some degree of clarity.
“Lin Yi, why is it that having been poisoned by the Leisurely Marquis, you show no reaction?”
Lu Qingcheng looked at him, puzzled.
The red poison fog was so potent she, a Martial Arts Grandmaster, could hardly suppress it, let alone Lin Yi, who was only at the Spirit Transformation Realm.
Lin Yi smiled and said, “Haven’t I told you, I am immune to all poisons!”
“The Red Flame Snake Poison can’t affect me, so naturally, this Carefree and Happy Powder is ineffective against me as well…
wait, I think I have thought of a way to cure you.”
Lin Yi suddenly recalled something and took out a Red Flame Snake Gallbladder from his Storage Bag, “This object can cure all poisons; try it, Senior Sister, and see if it can—”
Before Lin Yi could finish, Lu Qingcheng had already swiftly swallowed the Red Flame Snake Gallbladder.
Immediately after, Lin Yi began to circulate his True Qi to expel the poison!
Watching as the red flush on Lu Qingcheng’s body visibly receded at a visible rate.
Lin Yi’s eyes gradually lit up.
It looked like the Red Flame Snake Gallbladder was effective against the poison of the Carefree and Happy Powder!
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But just at that moment, Lin Yi suddenly felt something was off.
Wait a minute!
Should he really have taken out the Red Flame Snake Gallbladder?
Even if he were to use it, he should have waited until after he had finished detoxifying Senior Sister Luo, then slapped his forehead in realization, pretending he had forgotten about the existence of the Red Flame Snake Gallbladder.
Had he just missed the opportunity to cook the raw rice with the stunning Senior Sister into cooked rice?
At this moment, Lin Yi wanted to give himself a harsh slap in the face.
Lin Yi, oh Lin Yi, you’re such a big idiot!
Such a perfect chance to bed Senior Sister Luo, and you just let it slip by.
How many years of struggle did you just save…
Deserves to be single!
At this time, the golden retriever emerged from the dense forest behind, looking at Lin Yi’s face with utter boredom.
“Kid, you were given a chance, yet you just didn’t seize it!”
The golden retriever looked as if it hated that iron couldn’t turn into steel.
Being mocked by a dog made Lin Yi feel even worse, but upon reflection, he felt something was amiss and glared fiercely at the golden retriever, “You Dead Dog, were you hiding there and peeking?”
This Dead Dog, if he really did something something with Senior Sister, wouldn’t it have watched a live broadcast?
“You’re asking for a beating!”
Lin Yi picked up a stone and hurled it at the golden retriever.
The golden retriever quickly dodged and then solemnly said, “Kid, I am your lifesaver.
Is this how you repay your savior?”
Lin Yi then stopped.
The golden retriever took the opportunity to move closer, with its paws resting on Lin Yi’s shoulders.
“Looking to die?”
Lin Yi looked at the golden retriever with a smirk.
The golden retriever quickly withdrew its paws, and in its eyes, there was now a hint of surprise, “I didn’t expect you to be a special Unparalleled Sword Body, no wonder you are immune to all poisons!”
“Huh?”
“How did you find out, you Dead Dog?”
Lin Yi was secretly shocked.
This golden retriever seemed to have extraordinary abilities to have noticed his special physique in a glance?
However, to his surprise, the golden retriever looked at him earnestly and said, “Kid, I issue you a serious warning again.”
“You must address me as Divine Dog Venerable.”
“It’s indeed a bit inappropriate to call you Dead Dog.”
Lin Yi nodded his head, then sized up the golden retriever, and immediately his eyes brightened, “Then from now on, I’ll call you Little Gold.”
“Hey, kid, are you even listening to what I am saying?”
The golden retriever was clearly dissatisfied with the name Little Gold, “I have a name, it’s Divine Dog Venerable.
Can’t you understand dog language?”
“What Divine Dog Venerable, you got kicked flying by a guy like Xu Ning, and you still have the nerve to call yourself Venerable?”
Lin Yi did not want to expose the golden retriever, but didn’t expect this Dead Dog to push its luck.
“I am a dog with status, don’t I deserve some face?”
The golden retriever still hadn’t given up, “Kid, even if you won’t call me Divine Dog Venerable, you can call me Dog Bro, it’s also acceptable!”
Dog Bro?
Lin Yi couldn’t help but laugh.
This Dead Dog has such grand delusions!
“If you’re not satisfied, that’s fine too, then how about calling you Big Yellow!”
Lin Yi deliberately said this loudly.
“Let’s stick with Little Gold then!”
The golden retriever immediately compromised, “I’ve suddenly found that the name Little Gold isn’t half bad.”
Big Yellow?
The very name made it sound like some common mongrel!
How could it, the Divine Dog Venerable, bear such a name devoid of elegance?
Such a name, no self-respecting dog would take!
