Cannon-Fodder Heiress Turns the Tables by Fortune-Telling-Chapter 987 - 983: The Wolf Grandma Wagging Her Tail! (Part 2)
Yun Ran looked at the Divine Cauldron with speechlessness and reached out to pat its leg: "Hey, keep it down, you’re bothering me!"
The grumbling Divine Cauldron suddenly heard a human voice and looked left and right.
Huh, this isn’t the stinky, dark, dirty place it was before, but where is the person speaking? Why can’t it see them?
Feeling something touching its leg, the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron looked down.
Oh, wow, a small, short human, just squatting by its foot.
The Divine Cauldron’s already bad temper worsened; it didn’t like such weak humans.
"Little person, is it you speaking to this Divine Cauldron?"
Yun Ran: ...
You’re the little person, your whole family is!
Impolite Artifact Spirit, you might as well die early~
"Divine Cauldron? You claim to be the Divine Cauldron! That’s a lie, what kind of Divine Cauldron looks as dark and ominous as you.
Oh, I know, you must be ashamed of your origins and pretended to be a Divine Artifact. Actually, you’re definitely from those filthy places.
Alas, that’s where you’re wrong. Even if you’ve birthed an Artifact Spirit, how can you be ashamed of your origins? So what if you’re not a Divine Artifact; you’re not breaking any Heavenly Law..."
Yun Ran knows how to hit people (Artifact Spirits) where it hurts and is adept at being sarcastic to break their defenses.
This guy dared to call her a little person, so this is what happens when you disdain her!
Divine Cauldron Spirit: ...
No, it truly is the Divine Cauldron, residing at the peak of the mountain in the Divine Hall, cleansed daily with Divine Water.
Not to mention, it’s forged from Divine Jade and worshiped for countless years to gain spiritual wisdom.
Being questioned about its identity, the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron instantly became displeased.
"Bold commoner, dare to speak to this Divine Cauldron like this. Do you believe it or not, this Divine Cauldron will stop sheltering humanity!!!"
The Little Paperman thought he was arrogant enough with his master, but now, witnessing this even more arrogant existence, he finds this mouth utterly detestable.
He immediately tossed a Heavenly Thunder Flower at the Divine Cauldron.
"Audacious, what demon or evil Daoist dares to speak to my master like this? I’ll tell you, you’re finished!"
Suddenly struck by the Heavenly Thunder Flower, the Artifact Spirit, certain it was the Divine Cauldron, felt an unbearable sensation.
It wanted to check if it was injured.
Logically, it was forged from Divine Jade and worshiped for years. Though it couldn’t fend off all external forces, it shouldn’t feel like this from a mere Heavenly Thunder Flower.
Then, the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron emitted a pig-like howling.
"Ahhhhh... what’s happened to my body? Bold one, hurry up and use Divine Water to cleanse the filth from me!"
The Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron does not distinguish between beauty and ugliness, but this Divine Cauldron, worshiped by humans for years, has clearly been spoiled.
Cared for very well by the people of the Divine Hall, it has extremely high cleanliness standards.
Previously, in that underground space, the dirty environment almost broke its defenses.
Now, seeing itself so dirty, even shining black, the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron couldn’t endure it one bit, nearly fainting from rage.
Just then, Yun Ran casually said something that pierced its already broken defenses.
"This was your original color. It’s surprising that even the Artifact Spirit of a Divine Artifact can be so vain these days; it’s truly lamentable."
The Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron was immediately roused with anger by Yun Ran again.
It was not vain, and its current appearance wasn’t its original appearance.
The Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron wanted to prove it hadn’t lied, but no matter what it said, Yun Ran just shook her head resolutely.
Then calmly delivered her killer line: "Oh, really? But I don’t believe you!"
At this, the previously high-and-mighty Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron, disdainful of speaking with a human like Yun Ran, completely lost it and started crying.
The Little Paperman was left dumbfounded by this scene.
Seems, sometimes the power of words is stronger than the Heavenly Thunder Flower in its hands.
No wonder so many people feared its master; the master indeed is the most formidable.
And the Tree Spirit, initially intimidated and trembling by the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron, saw the existence easily suppressing it.
Trying to prove it was the Divine Cauldron and not an Artifact Spirit from a filthy place, it was forcefully broken and collapsed by Yun Ran.
The Tree Spirit suddenly felt a bit embarrassed about its past frightened behavior.
The Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron was still crying, and Yun Ran decided to take it easy.
"Seeing you cry so miserably, seems you’ve suffered such great injustice. Why don’t you talk to me about it? If you’re truly wronged, I’ll apologize to you~"
Yun Ran truly mastered the art of hitting someone and then giving a sweet candy.
The Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron, who just considered Yun Ran the worst human in the world, paused its breakdown and stopped crying.
It felt something was off about this statement.
But now, finally having a chance to defend itself, it couldn’t care less.
It immediately spoke: "What do you want to know?"
If Yun Ran had asked the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron initially, it wouldn’t have said anything and would have guarded against Yun Ran like an enemy.
But now, to prove its previous words were true, it will answer whatever Yun Ran asks without holding back.
Being a Divine Cauldron revered and respected for years, it can’t stand any injustice at all.
Little Paperman: ...
Tree Spirit: ...
Turns out, there’s really an Artifact Spirit of a Divine Artifact that’s so easy to deceive; isn’t it being sold and still helping count the money?
The Tree Spirit felt Yun Ran resembled the Wolf Grandma from the tale told by the old lady from the adjacent yard, wagging her tail!
The Little Paperman, after feeling speechless, had nothing but boundless reverence for its master; the master is truly amazing, even gripping the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Cauldron easily!
Yun Ran didn’t care about what the Little Paperman and Tree Spirit were thinking.
She looked at the Divine Cauldron with a smile of calculated success.
"Why don’t you first talk about your origins, where you lived before, and what you did.
Then I can judge based on what you say, whether what you previously said is true. If I’m wrong, I’ll surely apologize."
