Cannon-Fodder Heiress Turns the Tables by Fortune-Telling-Chapter 637: Not a Single Satisfactory One!

The Little Paperman shook vigorously. With such momentum, not to mention scattering an egg yolk, even a fresh brain could be mixed to a uniform state.

When it felt like enough time had passed, the Little Paperman finally stopped.

The previously somewhat glowing egg had now completely dimmed.

The Little Paperman nodded in satisfaction. When it took action, there was nothing it couldn’t accomplish!

"Master, this egg yolk must be scattered now!"

Saying this, it handed the egg over to Yun Ran.

No one knew that the being inside the egg was currently weakly dry heaving.

Its head was spinning, and those eyes that hadn’t opened for a hundred years struggled to open a crack.

Yun Ran took the egg, weighed it again in her hand, and tapped it lightly. It felt just like before.

"Oh, still alive, huh? You’ve got a tough life!"

The Little Paperman suddenly panicked upon hearing this. The tasks assigned by its master had never failed before!

And now, it couldn’t even manage to scatter a yolk in an egg. Wouldn’t that make it look useless?

The Little Paperman immediately wanted to grab the egg and shake it again. It refused to believe that with its speed and skills, it couldn’t handle this egg.

"Master..."

Seeing the eager Little Paperman, Yun Ran raised her hand to interrupt it.

"Forget it, they say that Heaven cherishes life. We’ve tried several times, and it’s still stubbornly alive, so let’s leave it for now!"

Saying this, Yun Ran tossed the egg into the Little Paperman’s hands: "Take it away. I’ll decide how to deal with it later."

The Little Paperman caught the Golden Egg and, when turning around, huffed twice: "You’re lucky Master’s kind-hearted, that’s all!"

Golden Egg: ...

Do you even listen to yourself? Kind-hearted? If this woman were kind-hearted, there wouldn’t be any bad guys left in the world!

What kind-hearted person meets an egg for the first time and smashes it to the ground, then vigorously shakes it? If it weren’t for its tough fate, it would have died several times over! 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺

The Little Paperman, displeased with this indestructible egg, naturally wasn’t going to hold it nicely.

Sneaking a glance to make sure its master was fully engrossed in the food, it turned and kicked the egg into a corner.

Anyway, the eggshell was so hard that smashing didn’t even break it, so what’s a little kick?

The Golden Egg, which was considered a treasure just the day before, now found itself treated as if it had plunged from heaven into the depths of hell.

A few idle Little Papermen noticed the kicked egg, and it seemed amusing to them.

Instantly playful, they checked that Yun Ran wasn’t paying attention, so they joined in, albeit cautiously.

While kicking the Golden Egg around, they made sure not to go too wild in Yun Ran’s presence.

Otherwise, given their strength, a mighty kick could tear apart an airplane.

The Golden Egg, which had just recovered from dizziness, was kicked around again.

The heart which pretended to be strong finally broke, and it cried pitifully.

While Yun Ran was having fun on one side, the little martial uncle was really dog-tired on the other.

However, after helping Xuan Kong find some clues, he promptly withdrew, showing no interest in the matters of Heavenly Dao Village.

Watching his departing figure, Xuan Kong felt both grateful and regretful.

Had the little martial uncle not belonged to the Otherworld and been a mere Spirit Puppet, Xuan Kong would have dearly wished to invite him as an Honored Guest Elder of Heavenly Dao Village.

But little did Xuan Kong know, compared to Yun Ran’s seasoned nature, the little martial uncle was truly the ’cunning old fox’.

How could he possibly get involved in these troublesome affairs and unnecessary karma?

The little martial uncle, holding the list, was already beginning to find a scapegoat for Yun Ran.

Seeing Xie Xuzhi’s name first on the list, the little martial uncle directly skipped it.

If there were other suitable choices, the little martial uncle would certainly prioritize them.

During this time, he wasn’t idle. He had roughly mapped out the distribution of forces in the world.

The Xie Family, being one of the Four Great Families of the Capital City and involved with the Special Administration Bureau, was surrounded by lots of trouble.

At that time, it would be unclear who’d actually be whose scapegoat!

In the little martial uncle’s view, the Xie Family meant trouble, placing them only as a backup option.

There were only ten names on the list, each accompanied by their background information.

Anyone seeing the backgrounds of these ten people would easily declare them as dashing young talents, true noble sons.

Sadly, in the little martial uncle’s eyes, these people all seemed a bit lacking.

If not failing to meet his visual appeal standards, they seemed ruthless and not to be trifled with.

Completely forgetting that these individuals, as the elites of their families, needed a bit of cunning and skill to even have bones left!

Originally, the little martial uncle demanded that the backup candidates not only have good backgrounds but also be clever, have auspicious fortune, not be too old, and reasonably attractive...

Such conditions could rival those for an emperor’s son-in-law selection.

If it weren’t for these conditions being issued in Xuan Kong’s name, folks of Heavenly Dao Village might suspect someone was picking a fight.

After a comprehensive sorting process, they barely managed to gather this list of ten.

For the first time, the people of Heavenly Dao Village felt how hard it was to find presentable folks.

At this moment, the little martial uncle, realizing the list’s premium quality, was still picky, seeing flaws in everyone.

This left the little martial uncle quite dissatisfied, but he knew the villagers had genuinely tried their best.

The little martial uncle flipped the list to the second page, sighing.

"Sigh, this little world is downgraded, full of rejects, not one satisfactory choice!"

Lucky no one heard this; otherwise, the little martial uncle might’ve been vehemently trolled online!

Left unsaid might be a remark: What kind of family is this, don’t you have any idea? You’d still get picked!

Despite immense discomfort, the dilemma Yun Ran got them all embroiled in...

The little martial uncle could only console himself: It’s just a scapegoat, toss it when done, no need to care, just pretend it wasn’t seen!

Glancing at the address of the second name on the list, the little martial uncle planned a covert visit.

It turned out this person’s family was located in the southern region.

Coincidentally, Yun Ran had gone ’traveling’ to Huannan, giving him a chance to check on that girl.

Thinking of this, the little martial uncle felt a bit annoyed. Ever since Yun Ran pestered him, he was either wiping her mess or on the way to do so!

Heaven knows, during his younger years, he wasn’t even this attentive to his own affairs.