Becoming the Villainess: I Dominate the Cultivation Realm with My Wok!-Chapter 530
Xiao Feng came charging down with his sword, full of momentum, while over here, Chen Muxue was in a completely different state...
"What a big mosquito!"
"Shoo shoo shoo!" Chen Muxue swung the pan to swat the mosquito.
"Bang!!"
She hit something, and the iron pan was still vibrating, the original owner disbelievingly shook her wrist.
In the pan, Chen Muxue was shocked: "Damn, is this mosquito made of gold or silver? Swatting it shakes my brain to bits!"
"This... this is terrifying!!"
The cultivators behind the original owner couldn’t believe what they were seeing, Xiao Feng’s terrifying strike was just casually swatted back by Chen Muxue with an iron pan like she was hitting a ball?!
Xiao Feng didn’t expect this either, he was sent flying, rolling awkwardly on the ground a few times.
"System, didn’t you say I was already at the strongest level? Why is this happening—"
Thinking about being swatted away by Chen Muxue with an iron pan, Xiao Feng was a bit at a loss for words.
The Heavenly Dao System also didn’t anticipate this, it urgently analyzed Chen Muxue’s iron pan, but the program ended up with garbled code.
"BUG warning! Severe world BUG detected! Automatically initiating correction mode!"
"Hah, intelligence backfires on itself, Chen Muxue, you’re going to be deleted as a BUG!"
Although it was supposed to be a cold mechanical voice, in the ears of Chen Muxue and her group, it sounded mocking.
"Correcting BUG! Analyzing... Initiating correction program!"
Although Xiao Feng couldn’t fully grasp it, based on what the Heavenly Dao System said, he laughed up at the sky: "The heavens spare no one?! You’re destined to die!"
The original owner tightened her grip on the iron pan, her consciousness a bit hazy, the reason the pan could swat Xiao Feng back just now was largely because she was holding it, though it seemed effortless, her remnant soul was shaken, she was about to be obliterated.
Is this... fate?
"Correction program initiated! BUG Heavenly Dao System entering self-destruct mode, self-destructing in ten seconds. Ten, nine..."
"How can it be like this?! This is impossible!" Even the electronic voice sounded panicked.
Xiao Feng was dumbfounded for a moment: "Self... self-destruct? Wait, system, you said you’re embedded in my brain?!"
"Eight, seven..."
"Get out! Unbind! I want to unbind!!"
The original owner, in a daze, didn’t expect this outcome, now it was her turn to laugh up at the sky: "The heavens spare no one? Indeed, the heavens spare no one! Hahaha! Heaven has eyes! Heaven has eyes—"
"Three, two—"
"Unbind!!" Xiao Feng rolled on the ground, holding his head, apart from Chen Muxue and Cen Lizhui, no one knew why Xiao Feng was like this, all were dumbfounded, looking at Chen Muxue with increasingly strange eyes.
They thought Xiao Feng was already miraculous, but didn’t expect the truly terrifying one was Chen Muxue, she could kill without a trace, and what’s more, kill someone this powerful?!
The cultivators who previously mocked Chen Muxue quietly backed into the crowd, praying Chen Muxue hadn’t remembered them, and looking for a chance to flee the scene.
"Bang!" A small explosion sounded, like the sound of a firecracker covered by a bowl during New Year.
But Xiao Feng, who was just rolling on the ground, suddenly bled from all seven orifices, lifeless in an instant.
This... is this it? Cen Lizhui didn’t know what to feel for a moment, he looked at Chen Muxue, who just rolled her eyes and fainted again.
But this time she didn’t faint for long, as soon as Cen Lizhui caught Chen Muxue, she reopened her eyes: "I’m back, Hu Hansan is back!"
Cen Lizhui: "?" Immediately let go.
Chen Muxue fell to the ground: "What are you doing?"
"Chen Muxue?"
"Xiong Da, I’m Xiong Er!"
"You’re back!" Cen Lizhui suddenly hugged Chen Muxue tight.
"I told you, Grey Wolf would be back."
"Not only are you back, but you’ve also gotten a bit sillier, that’s great."
This time it was Chen Muxue who had question marks popping over her head.
Gradually, Chen Muxue felt a bit suffocated: "Hey, hugging for a while is enough, isn’t it time to let go?"
"No letting go! Why did you go into the pan just now? Throw it away, what if it takes you away and doesn’t let you come back? Ow!"
Cen Lizhui spoke recklessly and got a smack on the head from the pan that jumped up.
"You should know by now, I’m actually just a wandering soul occupying this body, earlier the original owner came back, and I was pushed out several times with no consciousness, this time as soon as I got out, I saw a black and white pair of guys with chains trying to kidnap me, the pan immediately covered me, or else I couldn’t have come back, this pan is my treasure, you better appreciate it."
Chen Muxue picked up the pan with care and blew the dust off.
Cen Lizhui rubbed the bump on his forehead: "Didn’t expect to beat Lin Qing but lose to a pan."
"Hmm? Where’s Lin Qing?" Chen Muxue finally noticed.
Shen Yao looked proud: "The sect has some issues, the Shui Family supposedly attacked to take someone back, so Lin Qing went back to help. Tsk, didn’t expect you, Chen Muxue, to have such skills? I guess it’s all thanks to the pan."
"Deserves a smack." Cen Lizhui stroked his chin, looking at Shen Yao.
"Little Flying Pan coming—"
Shen Yao was forced to catch a pan with her face.
"They say killing Xiao Feng will have the Heavenly Dao hunt us down."
"What? Who killed Xiao Feng? Didn’t he self-destruct?"
"You’re right, I see you’ve transcended the Six Realms, quite possessing an Immortal Sect aura, would you be interested in joining me in the Immortal Sect?"
"First buy two kilos of ribs, two kilos of pork belly, two pork knuckles..." Chen Muxue counted on her fingers, listing what she wanted to eat.
Cen Lizhui gazed intently at her.
"What are you looking at?"
"Feast for the eyes."
"Then if I do it, you better not eat it."
"Hmm? I’m the senior disciple of the Immortal Sect, suggesting you feed me, don’t be unappreciative, don’t make me beg you... I beg you!!"
