As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group-Chapter 356 - 357: Konoha’s Invader

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fantasy? Are you saying I’m living in a fantasy? No, no, no! This isn’t a fantasy! It’s a dream, a dream every normal man has!

Lin Fengjiao: Sorry, I don’t.

Shark-Faced Guy: I don’t either. Lovey-dovey stuff was never interesting to me.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Making your lover keep using the Reanimation skill, that sounds disgusting. It’s anti-human.

Doujin Artist: I get your point, but Rati-san, you’re not human anyway!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn, you guys have no taste! You don’t understand the meaning of this groundbreaking skill. Looks like only Curly-hair gets me.

Curly-haired Guy: No, Gin-san, I was just joking. Who would make their woman learn that skill? You’d have to be pretty weird to do that.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: ? You bastard, you betrayed our revolution?

Curly-haired Guy: No betrayal, I’m just speaking the truth. It’s too weird, makes me uncomfortable!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gin, you didn’t give up on it because it’s weird, did you? You figured even if you got a girlfriend, she couldn’t learn that skill, right?

Machete Girl: Knowing Gin-san, definitely!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I still can’t believe there’s a main character who would get Orochimaru as a wife. Is there no limit to human variety?

This is an Actor: That’s nothing. I’ve seen novels where they get Granny Chiyo. Not young Chiyo, the one from when the story starts.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ...

Doujin Artist: Wow, that’s amazing.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That kind of main character is probably just as bad as Gin.

Curly-haired Guy: ??? What do you mean "just as bad as me?" What are you saying?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Isn’t your relationship with Old Woman Otose like that?

Curly-haired Guy: Bullshit, who’d be interested in that old monster! We’re close, but I’ll still sue you for slander if you say stuff like that, you bastard! 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢

Lazy Kitten: But there’s a story like that in Gintama. You and Old Woman Otose shared a bed.

Doujin Artist: Yeah, yeah, I remember that story! Not just Old Woman Otose, but that guy with the sunglasses! Man, Gin, you really have unique taste.

Curly-haired Guy: That’s the story, just the story! And it’s a story that didn’t even happen to me, it’s completely made up! That damn author drew it just to make people feel sick!

Soul Society’s Villain: Make people feel sick? I thought it was interesting.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: To be honest, I thought it was pretty funny too.

Curly-haired Guy: That’s because you’re not me. Please try to see things from my point of view!

Doujin Artist: Nope, get lost.

Shark-Faced Guy: So Hatake Ryuufu is Kakashi’s younger brother. But he doesn’t have a girlfriend in Konoha.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: That’s good, thank you.

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, that kid knows what’s up!

Lazy Kitten: Something’s not right, is this traveler a virgin? Why go to Naruto and not get a harem? If I were a guy in Naruto, I’d definitely get Tsunade!

Wig Guy: Don’t overthink it. Even if you went to Naruto, you’d just be a cat. There’s not much difference between a male cat and a female cat, right?

Lazy Kitten: Bullshit, why would I be a cat? Give me another chance, I don’t believe I’d be that unlucky again!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: How would we give you that chance, Lolo-chan? Are you going to fall into the sewer again?

Lazy Kitten: Never! Even if I have to choose how I die, I’ll pick stuffing myself to death! Falling into the sewer was too horrible, my nose was filled with a stinky smell right before I died.

Doujin Artist: So were you drowned or suffocated? Did you fall into a sewage pipe?

Lazy Kitten: Sewage pipe? No way, it was just a normal sewer! I can tell the difference between the smell of sewage and stinky water!

Shark-Faced Guy: Although we say he’s a traveler, this person doesn’t seem to have the "invader" aura. [Picture]

On the west side of Konoha’s main plaza, Kisame, wearing an Akatsuki robe and a straw hat, looks at the white-haired man in the center of the plaza. The man is giving his inauguration speech as the new Hokage, and a crowd of Konoha Ninja is standing below.

Because of his space concealment ability, even though Kisame is very close, these Konoha Ninja don’t notice anything unusual. They look at the new Hokage on the stage with different expressions, some with displeasure, some with longing, and some with jealousy.

This is an Actor: If this is a Naruto fan fiction world, it’s normal not to have an aura.

Doujin Artist: Right, fan fiction is a secondary creative world. So if he’s a character created by a fan fiction author, then he’s not an invader or an outsider.

Shark-Faced Guy: Is that how it works? I think I understand.

Lazy Kitten: Kakashi’s younger brother, isn’t that character setting overused in fan fiction? But he’s pretty good looking, a bit like a pretty boy.

Shark-Faced Guy:But it seems like these Konoha Ninja aren’t very convinced by him. Some people suspect that he worked with Orochimaru to kill Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo.

Curly-haired Guy: Good riddance, Konoha’s only peaceful with those two dead!

Doujin Artist: True, they were the root of all evil.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The Konoha Ninja are only suspicious, so we can basically confirm that this person did it, right? When Orochimaru invaded Konoha, he didn’t attack Danzo.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Yes, it’s clearly related to this person. And he must not have done it cleanly, since he caused suspicion. He’s not even close to my darling.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: There’s no comparison! When Anzen-san killed Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen thought Danzo was the mastermind behind all of Konoha’s problems. He completely manipulated everyone in Konoha, even the ninja world.

Machete Girl: They’re not even in the same league, why compare them? (Expression: Covering face)

Shark-Faced Guy: Oh, the alarm is ringing. It looks like Itachi-san has been discovered.

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