As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group-Chapter 354 - 355: Kisame’s Doubt
Rain Village’s Angel: Hahaha, don’t be nervous, don’t be nervous. Look at my name, I’m an angel, not a demon. At least be a little surprised, don’t overthink things.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, your tone doesn’t sound surprised at all!
Doujin Artist: It’s a sign of going evil!
Soul Society’s Villain: Is the goal to kill all the women in that new Hokage world to stop Anzen from changing his mind?
Curly-haired Guy: Wow! If that’s the logic, Konan might actually do it.
Machete Girl: Calm down, calm down, Konan! This won’t solve the core problem. If Anzen really wants to change his mind, killing all the women in that world won’t help.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Right, even if there aren’t any girls in the Hokage world, there are some in the Soul Society. And if not there, there are others in other worlds. Are you going to keep killing forever?
This is an Actor: ?
Anzen felt it was ridiculous. How did this get back to him? According to these dumb group members, he’s some kind of universal seed-sower?
Lazy Kitten: Anzen is confused and feels like he’s being blamed for something he didn’t do.
Doujin Artist: Ignore him, the main thing now is to work on Konan!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: You’re wrong, Eriri! Anzen is the source of the problem, aren’t you missing the point?
Doujin Artist: You wouldn’t understand women’s minds. There are a lot of factors and issues involved. It requires skill and strategy, so don’t make things worse.
Lin Fengjiao: ...
Lin Jiu felt confused by Eriri’s words. It sounded reasonable, but it was actually meaningless.
What factors, what issues? What kind of skill and strategy? None of it was specific. The only important part was "don’t make things worse."
All the stuff before that was just to lead up to that point, to make King Kong shut up.
Lin Jiu thought about it and finally understood. Eriri’s actions were like being a flatterer. Like those military advisors who trick the common people.
This group is amazing. No matter what the topic, it makes you learn a lot.
Thinking this, Lin Jiu looked at Feng Manxiang, who was talking to Ren Yingying about something strange. Feng Manxiang seemed to sense the gaze and turned her head.
Their eyes met, and the rabbit spirit pouted and gave Lin Jiu a little kiss.
Uh.
Lin Jiu froze, his face turning red. Fairies... they really are strange fairies!
Afraid to look at her, Lin Jiu quickly looked down and back at the group chat.
Rain Village’s Angel: I was just joking, don’t take it seriously! Who would go after all the women in all worlds because of something like this? I couldn’t kill them all even if I wanted to! (Facepalm emoji)
Lazy Kitten: But Konan, the way you said it made people imagine things. You can’t blame us for overthinking.
Rain Village’s Angel: I just don’t like the idea of being saved when I get there. Then I can’t change my identity and cause trouble! Everyone will know I’m Konan from the Akatsuki. I can’t be the mastermind.
This is an Actor: You can, if you’re good at acting. Fake your death and control the whole story from behind the scenes. Make everything go the way you want, you can still be the mastermind.
Rain Village’s Angel: Never mind. I don’t have that kind of acting skill, I’d get caught. And it’s too tiring to plan everything. I hate thinking.
Doujin Artist: Me too, I hate thinking and planning. So I’m just using open tactics, building an organization and taking over the world.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But Eriri, you disguised your identity, didn’t you? Weren’t you planning to be behind the scenes?
Doujin Artist: That’s garbage, I regret it so much!
Because I’m hiding my identity, all the girls in the organization think I’m an incredibly handsome guy. They’re all flirting with me, which is annoying for a totally straight woman like me.
And the worst part is, Kasumigaoka is encouraging it! She keeps hinting that there’s an unbelievably handsome face under Eriri’s cloak. She says even she’s tempted.
Tempted my foot!
Eriri gritted her teeth. One day she’ll make that smelly woman pay!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Why do you regret it?
Machete Girl: Is it because you haven’t shown your real face, so the girls are chasing you?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Like Ruiko, did you start a harem in your world?
Doujin Artist: Wh-what? That’s impossible! It didn’t happen!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I didn’t start a harem!
Soul Society’s Villain: You two answered in the exact same way, it’s hard not to be suspicious.
Lazy Kitten: A, a harem? A harem like the one I’m thinking of? Ruiko started a harem in Academy City?
This is an Actor: Yeah, like you think. Some familiar characters from A Certain Magical Index are members of Ruiko’s harem. Like Misaka Mikoto, Mugino Shizuri, Kanzaki Kaori...
Lazy Kitten: Wow, Ruiko, you’re amazing!
Rain Village’s Angel: Call her Leizi.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You, you’re starting again! I told you it’s not a harem! And Kanzaki-san is just a friend I talk to sometimes! Why are you bringing her into this?
Machete Girl: Kanzaki-san is a friend, and the others are the harem. I get it!
Curly-haired Guy: No, you still don’t get it. A friend is just someone waiting to be added to the harem! She’ll become one eventually, don’t underestimate our Leizi!
Lazy Kitten: I get it, I get it, Leizi is awesome!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I’m done, whatever.
Saten Ruiko sighed deeply and decided to give up.
Shark-Faced Guy: Sorry to interrupt, but have you heard of Hatake Ryufu in the Hokage world?
Doujin Artist: Never heard of him. The Hatake family? It seems like only Kakashi and his dad showed up.
Machete Girl: What’s wrong with this person?
Shark-Faced Guy: He’s the Fifth Hokage of Konoha.
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