Apocalypse: My Tattoos are Ten Yama Kings-Chapter 45: Lucky Lightning Boy
Lin Yuan: "?????"
Wen Yingying: "????"
Lightning Boy spoke so quickly, it sounded like he was chanting spells or scriptures.
Lin Yuan was completely bewildered and didn’t understand a thing.
Lin Yuan looked at Wen Yingying beside him; she also looked completely confused, clearly not getting it either.
Lin Yuan thought to himself, what are you even saying, rap?
I asked you about your tattoo, and you give me improv rap?
Isn’t rap just about having a mouth? Who can’t do it!
Who says single rhymes don’t count as rhymes, who says single rhymes don’t count as rhymes....
I’m just cramming for a test, cramming for a test!
....
....
With this kind of thing, if a dog could speak, even a dog could come up with a few lines.
Lin Yuan glared at Lightning Boy fiercely and said irritably, "I’m asking about your tattoo?"
Lightning Boy was startled, then quickly smiled apologetically: "I was speaking too fast just now, I’ll slow down this time, listen carefully."
"My tattoo is under the Thunder Ancestor, originating from Fusang. Mouse treasure...Treasure...."
As he was speaking, Lightning Boy’s voice abruptly stopped, his whole body shaking as if he were chaff, pleading with a trembling voice: "Please....don’t...."
"Big brother, please don’t kill me, I know I was wrong!"
At this moment, the Five-Pronged Heaven-Supporting Fork in Lin Yuan’s hand was already pointed at Lightning Boy’s throat.
The fork’s tip was just two or three centimeters away from his throat.
If Lin Yuan pushed his hand forward, they could start the feast in the village.
"Can you speak properly?" Lin Yuan asked coldly.
"I can!"
"I can, big brother, I was wrong!" Lightning Boy said quickly, knowing his place.
"Speak!" Lin Yuan demanded.
Lightning Boy instantly turned red, an extreme sense of shame surged over him, as if he were being stripped and paraded in public.
However, when it comes to choosing between face and life, he could still weigh the importance.
"Pikachu, big brother, it’s Pikachu!" Lightning Boy decided to go all out, pulling up his sleeve to show Lin Yuan.
Lightning Boy rolled up his sleeve, revealing a tattoo of a yellow electric mouse on his right arm.
Pikachu?
It’s really TM Pikachu?
No wonder!
If it’s Pikachu, then everything makes sense.
Based on Lin Yuan’s previous-life experience, tattoos that could wield Thunder Power were basically those of mythical Thunder Department deities.
Lin Yuan was just wondering about it!
Tattoos of those Thunder Department deities usually don’t awaken in the early stages of bizarre invasions.
So, it was a Pikachu tattoo!
Yet still, does anyone really have this thing tattooed TM?
Tattooing this thing, wouldn’t it make friends laugh at you for a lifetime?
That’s no different from an adult wearing split pants in public.
Lightning Boy was already accustomed to the looks he got when people found out he had a Pikachu tattoo.
After all, who the hell tattoos this for real!
This is no different from tattooing Feiyangyang and being a simp!
Before Lin Yuan could ask, Lightning Boy began explaining himself: "I have this unlucky cousin whose dream is to become a Tattoo Artist, and he really put his plans into action for this dream."
"After studying for two and a half years, when he came back, I became his first test subject. This Pikachu, it’s his first work."
"I remember it was a night two and a half years ago when he tattooed this Pikachu on me."
"Two and a half years! Do you know how I’ve been living these two and a half years?"
Lightning Boy spoke with emotion, tears welling up.
Lin Yuan thought to himself, you don’t need to say it, I understand, I totally understand.
Some people die, but they live on in people’s hearts forever.
Some people are still alive, but they have already experienced a societal death.
Lightning Boy’s Pikachu tattoo was the root of his societal death.
This thing could make brothers laugh at him for a lifetime.
Plus, with this tattoo, no matter how hot it gets in the summer, you absolutely can’t go shirtless.
As soon as you go shirtless, you instantly become the most eye-catching guy on the street.
But, when you think about it.
If not for the Pikachu tattoo, this kid would’ve likely been gobbled up by a Mountain Demon already.
He might already have been pulled down as poop by now.
This Pikachu tattoo had made him endure ridicule from peers for two and a half years.
However, after the bizarre invasion, it became a key to saving his life.
Perhaps, those same peers who laughed at him are now stomach fodder for Evil Spirits and Demon Fiends.
That’s what they call the coexistence of blessing and disaster.
Even though the Pikachu tattoo has thunderous power, the ability is not strong.
In Huaxia mythology, at best it would be a Little Demon patrolling mountains.
That’s the reason it could awaken in the early stages of the bizarre invasion.
However, Lin Yuan’s purpose in saving Lightning Boy was to make him a human generator for his refuge.
As long as it’s just to be a human generator, Pikachu’s tattoo ability is sufficient.
Just when Lin Yuan wanted to comfort Lightning Boy and have him follow him.
Lightning Boy suddenly took off his shirt, baring his shoulders.
"Because they mocked me for this Pikachu tattoo, a few days ago I got a more majestic and domineering tattoo, look at this, here it is!"
Suddenly, Lightning Boy turned around, showing Lin Yuan another full back tattoo.
"Whoa!"
"I thought your story had reached its conclusion, but you’ve brewed a second season for yourself?"
"Good lord, this kid sure knows how to keep adding drama for himself!" Lin Yuan thought to himself.
It’s undeniable that Lightning Boy’s story really amused Lin Yuan.
The twists, and more twists in the story, wasn’t it more entertaining than Shanghai Fortress!
On Lightning Boy’s back was a face of greenish-blue, fiery red hair, a face like Duke of Thunder’s mouth, eyes bursting, fangs protruding.
From his back sprouted wings, holding a Golden Rod in his hand, looking ferocious and menacing.
Lei Zhenzi!
There was actually an unawakened Lei Zhenzi tattoo on Lightning Boy’s back.
This really took Lin Yuan by great surprise.
If it were just a Pikachu tattoo, he was destined to be Lin Yuan’s human generator.
But with a Lei Zhenzi tattoo, he is a potential great general under Lin Yuan!
In mythology and the Fengshen Yanyi, among the few who achieved sainthood with their mortal bodies. 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝘦𝘸𝑒𝒷𝓃ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝒸ℴ𝘮
In terms of mere fighting power, Lei Zhenzi tattoo’s combat power is definitely among the top-tier of all tattoos.
Have to say, Lightning Boy’s luck isn’t bad indeed!
If he only had the Pikachu tattoo, in the later stages of the bizarre invasion, he’d just be a small fry among Life Pattern Masters.
If he only had a Lei Zhenzi tattoo, he wouldn’t survive the later stages of the bizarre invasion.
But now, with a Pikachu tattoo to get through the early stages, once he awakens the Lei Zhenzi tattoo in the later stages.
This kid’s future is truly limitless!
