America 1982-Chapter 242 - 82: The Great Dennis_3
"No, it’s worse than that. That idiot slept with three kids’ moms within six hours of the game ending. That community is a military community; those home alone are all the damn wives of active duty servicemen stationed at various bases. You get me? I’m trying to help raise funds for the vets, and my best buddy is screwing their wives," Tommy said, opening his eyes and speaking to Tony.
"Three young moms got to talking, and when they found out what this jerk had done, they teamed up to hold him there, demanding compensation for being deceived, or they threatened to lock him up, pump him full of aphrodisiacs, and let the old and ugly women of the community take turns with him, using him like a gigolo to make money."
"So Dennis had you go rescue him?" Tony frowned slightly, "My advice would be to let him get handled by the ugly ladies for a week before rescuing him."
Tommy shook his head, "No, he saved himself, but he just asked for a little help. He wanted me to put up the money to lend to those women as a startup, and he guaranteed they would pay me back, then I realized he had actually done something really clever."
"What thing? Screwing the wives of American servicemen, he did that well?" Tony asked with a complicated expression.
Tommy exhaled heavily, "Dennis is planning to have them buy prescription drugs under the guise of mailing them to their military husbands. Servicemen are more likely to have various mental health issues due to their job, which means they have an easier time buying drugs, and to prevent them from being unable to integrate into society, the American military law allows family members to purchase drugs on their behalf at the pharmacy. They can buy more prescription drugs than the ordinary person without worrying about the Food and Drug Administration’s investigations, which means, if Dennis is willing, he could immediately become the biggest drug dealer in the El Monte military community, and all the military families would be his subordinates."
"Then what are you rushing over there for?" Tony, a bit disappointed that Dennis wasn’t ravaged by the ugly women, put the empty beer bottle aside and turned to walk back to the car, continuing to check the vehicle and asked.
Tommy held the phone, muttering to himself, "I have to stop him, and I know what bait I should have Jim use to attract influential people."
After pondering for a few dozen seconds, Tommy dialed Jim Manzi’s number, "Jim, I’ve thought of a plan with more sincerity, a prescription drug assistance program for servicemen. To sum it up in one sentence, servicemen and their families should have discounts or exemptions when buying prescription drugs, and it should be more convenient. I think the military brass, the common soldiers, congressmen, and pharmaceutical companies would all like this plan. What do you think?" 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦
"How the fuck did you come up with such an inhumane plan?" Jim gasped on the other end of the line before blurting out, "Turning all servicemen into drug dealers? Buying prescription drugs in bulk due to discounts or exemptions and then selling them at black market prices to those who need them more?"
Tommy looked out toward the front yard of his house beyond the garage, "We’re just helping them. As for what they do with the drugs, we’re all helpless; after all, America values freedom and we have no right to interfere."
"Nice, a win-win, everyone loves this plan, except the original drug dealers," Jim smacked his lips and responded, "I’ll design something based on this idea. See ya."
"Messing with servicemen’s wives and then conning them into becoming drug dealers." Hanging up the phone, Tommy walked out of the garage and suddenly felt in high spirits:
"Dennis is definitely presidential material. The people need him to lead America to greatness and immortality."
