After Being Blackened All Over the Internet, I Ruled the Military Variety Shows-Chapter 53 Different Ways of Handling Prey

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Chapter 53: Chapter 53 Different Ways of Handling Prey

"Are you taking some gun medicine?"

Lu Zhengzheng turned back to look at Tong Yue, who had just walked in from outside, "Aren’t some viewers just too annoying, always pulling one up to drag another down, I really couldn’t stand it."

Tong Yue patted her on the shoulder, looking at the little girl’s indignant face, "I’ve never seen you react so strongly before."

As she spoke, she sighed inwardly.

The reason was simple, within just a few days of Jiang Lingxi waking up, she had already completely won over Lu Zhengzheng’s heart.

That’s why she instinctively defended her and was unhappy with the anti-fans’ comments.

This change wasn’t just because of that face; when a person starts behaving sensibly and with charisma, it’s truly terrifying.

As her manager, she was naturally happy to see this.

"These people only dare to howl online, if you don’t like it, just turn off the barrage."

"That won’t do," Lu Zhengzheng shook her head, "I have to remember all their account names, to see if they’ll eat their words later. Oh, by the way, Tong Jie, while you were out working just now, a thrilling incident happened with Xixi Jie that turned out fine."

"Oh, what kind of thrilling but safe incident?"

...

In the live stream room.

Kai Yuan, after reading the feedback on the tester, rubbed his nose, "Indeed, they’re from the same family but different plants." He admitted his mistake with drooping eyes, "Xixi Jie, I’m sorry, this time I was overconfident."

Since they couldn’t eat it, Jiang Lingxi suggested they keep moving, and Kai Yuan didn’t dare to say he was still hungry and wanted to rest a bit longer, so he obediently followed.

The deeper they went, the denser the jungle became, and the fewer traces of humans there were.

Kai Yuan walked with the tester in hand, detecting as he went, and finally found a few edible and reasonably tasty unripe fruits and plant roots, enough to barely stave off hunger for the two of them.

But the energy replenishment was still far less than what they were spending.

They still needed to eat meat!

As the sun tilted westward, Kai Yuan leaned against the trunk of a large tree, dizzy and lightheaded, while Jiang Lingxi climbed onto a nearby rock to survey their surroundings, "Stop resting, let’s move ahead a bit more."

Kai Yuan barely opened his eyes and suddenly his vision blurred. After focusing again, "Meat, there’s meat!"

Jiang Lingxi simultaneously spotted the colorful rabbit dashing through the bushes not far away.

With just one look, she could tell this wasn’t a release by the crew, but a wild one.

Because it was running really fast!

Before she could nock an arrow, the person, who had just been claiming he couldn’t walk anymore out of exhaustion, already dashed towards the rabbit with sparkling eyes, so fast that she didn’t have time to stop him.

With her line of sight obstructed, Jiang Lingxi had to put down the bow in her hand and followed suit.

As expected, they didn’t catch it.

Kai Yuan looked distraught at the rabbit that disappeared into a hole and out of sight in no time, his face full of despair, "The meat’s gone!"

Jiang Lingxi: "..." couldn’t bear to look! ƒrēewebnoѵёl.cσm

"Let’s go."

Unfortunately, someone was still unwilling to give up, eagerly asking, "Shouldn’t we search for it a bit more?"

Jiang Lingxi already turned back around, "Follow me. Haven’t you heard the saying ’A crafty rabbit has three burrows’? It’s currently rabbit breeding season; this area is still the jungle outskirts with no large animals, probably full of interconnected rabbit holes. How would you find it?"

"So you’re saying there’s a world of rabbits underground, yet we can’t eat any?"

Jiang Lingxi: "..."

That’s some dedication to eating!

"Didn’t you have hunger-resistance training before joining the show?"

"Ah, there’s such training? I just eat when I’m hungry!"

Jiang Lingxi rubbed her forehead, and after taking Kai Yuan a certain distance away, she suddenly turned back, unexpectedly shooting an arrow at a rabbit that had cautiously emerged from a burrow on a patch of grass not far away.

The arrow flew past about ten centimeters from his cheek, even ruffling his fine sideburns, and after standing frozen for a few seconds, Kai Yuan finally dared to move his stiff shoulders and neck, wiping off a fine sweat on his temple as he mechanically turned his head towards the direction the arrow shot.

"Xixi Jie," a ghostly voice sounded, "could you perhaps give a heads-up before letting loose with the arrows in the future?"

"Do you want a warning, or do you want to eat meat?"

"Meat it is, then. Hehe, I’ll go pick up the rabbit, we’re having meat again!"

The result of this arrow wasn’t just that they had meat again; it also left quite an impression on many watching the live stream.

If last night’s arrow could have been an act with the crew’s cooperation, and shooting the bird in the morning could have been a coincidence, then no one would dare call this last shot a fluke.

The three essentials of archery are speed, accuracy, and force.

The last arrow lacked none of these.

"This arrow can only be summed up in three words: Absolutely awesome!"

"Seems like those still unwilling to believe in Jiang Lingxi’s true skills can hush up now. If they keep babbling, why not try firing an arrow themselves?"

"Not to mention Kai Yuan, I broke out in a cold sweat too. How did Jiang Lingxi manage to notice the rabbit popping up, prepare, aim, and shoot so quickly? Anyone recorded the screen? I want to watch it in slow motion."

"Ditto, it’s my first time watching a live stream where I actually want to click slow motion."

With a quick return of the rabbit in hand, Kai Yuan once again acted as the mouthpiece for the viewers.

Jiang Lingxi thought for a moment and gave a fairly vague answer: "It’s about experience and feel, I suppose."

Otherwise, what should she say, that as long as she hit enough enemies and prey, she could reach this level.

Answering like that, no one would believe her, and they’d think she had a problem in her head.

Kai Yuan pondered a moment and decided to change the question, "If I were to start learning archery, how long would it take to get to your level?"

Previously it hadn’t occurred to him, but now he realized, archery is just too cool!

Jiang Lingxi: "...I don’t want to dishearten you."

Kai Yuan: "Okay, no need to say further, I get it."

The live stream viewers not only showed no sympathy but instead: "Hahaha..."

"Alright, go handle the rabbit."

Kai Yuan set aside his disappointment and earnestly asked, "How do I handle it?"

Jiang Lingxi originally intended to say ’skin it,’ but then considered there might be viewers in the live stream eating at the moment, so she changed it to a more tactful phrase: "Leave what we can eat, discard what we can’t."

Kai Yuan: "..." Anything for meat!

On the other side.

Yu Hui, on the way back from avoiding the Goddess going to the bathroom, happened to catch a lone young rabbit without much effort, happily bringing it back to show off to the Goddess, "Xiyu, we’ve got something to eat tonight. Look, how about roasted rabbit meat for dinner?"

"Oh," Jiang Xiyu exclaimed softly at the sight of the little rabbit’s bright red, round eyes, then gently patted its pained ear after taking it, "So cute!"

Seeing her so smitten, cradling the rabbit lovingly, Yu Hui immediately had a bad feeling.

The next second, his gut feeling was verified.

With a compassionate and merciful expression, the Goddess looked at him eagerly, "Yu Hui, how can you bear to eat such a small and adorable bunny? Maybe... we should let it go?"