A Low Rank Female Goes Viral Across the Galaxy-Chapter 208: Doesn’t Look Like Acting

"I’m sorry, this show doesn’t have a link for early access."

"That’s right, we haven’t received any notification."

"Miss, this really isn’t about Star Coins... We truly don’t have it!"

"Hello, you’ve reached the Federation Station service line. How may I help you?"

The phone support staff at Federation Station were on the verge of a collective breakdown.

Usually, the night shift was just about coasting through the hours. But tonight, the communication lines had been blown up.

All the lines were busy.

And the callers all had the same request: the early access link for The Legend of the Condor Heroes!

This made the staff’s lives a living hell.

They had already contacted their superiors, who said this show would not have an early access option.

Apparently, the post-production for the final ten episodes was still in progress and would take another three to five days to complete.

So, the higher-ups had no plans to release it for early access midway through the run. They decided it was better to just broadcast three episodes a day to boost the station’s ratings.

After all, if everyone finished watching it, who would tune in to watch TV every day?

They could already imagine how much flak their station would get on the Star Network over the next few days.

As helpless as they felt, they still had to politely answer the calls and respond to everyone’s questions.

"Not even if I offer a hundred times the price in Star Coins???"

The customer service rep replied helplessly, "Miss, it’s really not an issue of Star Coins."

"Then what is the problem? Just tell me!"

"Is it not finished filming? Not enough funding? Or is your station trying to hoard a rare commodity?"

Customer Service: "I’m sorry, Miss. This was a decision from the higher-ups. I’m not sure of the reason; all I know is that this show won’t have an early access release.

Look at it this way, having something to look forward to every day isn’t so bad, is it?"

"Something to look forward to? This is pure agony! I can’t sleep! Tell me, did Guo Jing escape from Yang Kang?

And will Huang Rong successfully take over the Beggar Gang?"

The third episode ended on a cliffhanger where Yang Kang, escorting a bound Guo Jing, went to the Beggar Gang to frame Huang Rong for the murder of Gang Leader Hong.

The villain was triumphant, so naturally, the audience was furious.

They were desperate to see the plot unfold with Yang Kang being exposed and Huang Rong putting him in his place.

But they had to wait another day. Who could possibly sleep?

’...Ma’am, is it possible that I’m just a customer service rep and I haven’t seen it either...’

He could only reply politely, "Miss, I haven’t even seen the first episode. I really don’t know."

"Damn it, what’s the point of you guys then!"

BEEP BEEP BEEP—

The call was mercilessly disconnected. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂

Before he could feel any emotion, the next call was already coming in.

"Hello, could you please hurry up your staff and post the early access link for *The Legend of the Condor Heroes*? My grandmother is waiting to watch it.

I don’t know what you people are even paid for. You haven’t fixed this bug in so long. Do you have any idea how much sleep you’re costing our elderly?"

The customer service rep was suffering internally, but he didn’t let it show.

After apologizing again, he repeated the same script.

The lights on the entire office floor stayed on all night.

The staff, who could usually chat in the middle of the night, all had hoarse throats by dawn.

...

Meanwhile, Jiang Qin, who had enjoyed a good night’s sleep, was now a little dumbfounded herself.

"You said... you want to do what??"

On the other end of the line, Lan Yusheng was flustered and quickly apologized, "Never mind, I was just asking casually. It’s okay if you can’t. I’m sorry, sister-in-law, for disturbing your rest. Bye."

CLICK—

The call ended before Jiang Qin was even fully awake.

If she hadn’t misheard, her brother-in-law had just asked if he could become her disciple. And he said he wanted to learn... what was it again?

Oh, the Dog Beating Stick Technique...

To her bewilderment, the next second, she received a call from You Wei.

"Ahem, Xiao Qing, are you up?"

"I am. Uncle, is there a reason you’re calling so early?"

On the other end of the Light Computer, You Wei stammered, "It’s nothing, really. It’s just... Uncle was just wondering, if someone wanted to find a master to learn Martial Arts, where would they go?

Or are there any Martial Arts Secret Manuals that can be bought with Star Coins? Could you maybe pull some strings for your old uncle...?"

Who doesn’t harbor a heroic dream in their heart?

He thought the melee weapon fights on the show were just so cool!

Tsk tsk, just imagine if he learned Qinggong and could run across a river on water. He couldn’t even fathom how awesome that would be!

However, just as his heart was filled with anticipation, Jiang Qin told him, "Uncle, that stuff really doesn’t exist."

"Ahem, my dear niece, it *can* exist."

Jiang Qin said helplessly, "It really can’t. All of that comes from ancient Wuxia novels.

While I’m not sure if they ever truly existed in history, I’m certain that I don’t have any Martial Arts Secret Manuals.

If I did, I’d be the first one to learn from them!"

"So it’s all fictional? You made up the names of the Martial Arts techniques too?"

Jiang Qin shamelessly admitted it.

Then, You Wei, heartbroken, hung up the call.

Just last night, he had been dreaming of becoming a top-tier master, returning to the Main Star, and showing up his father.

Now... he might as well just get back to his construction work out here.

***

"Pfft, hahaha..."

Yun Xie, lying next to Jiang Qin, had been holding back his laughter. He only let it out unrestrainedly after she hung up.

Jiang Qin was baffled. "Yun Xie, tell me... how can they not tell the difference between a TV show and reality?"

’If I film a cultivation-themed story in the future, are people going to start asking me how to achieve immortality?’

"Probably because it doesn’t look like acting."

Jiang Qin agreed with that.

Although the script was for *The Legend of the Condor Heroes*, she hadn’t just copied what she’d seen before. Instead, she had optimized many aspects.

With Interstellar technology, she was able to do much better with certain special effects and fight scenes!

For one thing, Interstellar actors could perform some of the fight choreography smoothly without relying on editing cuts.

In fact, it wasn’t a stretch to say she knew martial arts herself.

To guide the martial arts choreography, besides using her own skills to film some video tutorials, she had also practiced the moves herself.

After all, with her excellent Physique, it would have been a real shame not to use it to learn these moves.

She had a great Physique, a high aptitude for learning, and memories she could replicate, so naturally, she learned very quickly.

Then, she personally taught the other actors step-by-step, which saved a lot of time.

She was worried it would cause delays if she just gave the videos to the actors and let them figure it out on their own.

While things like Qinggong didn’t exist, the martial arts movements themselves were real.

So, it wasn’t unreasonable to say it didn’t look like acting because, aside from the exaggerated parts, it was fundamentally real.

When filming, the goal was to make the movements look good, but if one were to practice those moves seriously, who could say they were useless?

What left Jiang Qin most speechless, however, was that those two calls were only the beginning.

Everyone she met that day was subtly asking her about taking them on as disciples.

They would even ask her furtively, "Actually, Miss Jiang, you’re the young lady of a Hidden Clan, aren’t you?"

They looked so guilty, like underground intelligence agents making contact.