My wife name is Erina Nakiri
Chapter 219 - 24: I, Renz, Must Lose!
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"Are you sick?"
"Suddenly saying things like that."
Erina quickly composed herself. She deliberately turned her head, not wanting Renz to see the change in her expression. She attempted to use "insults" to hide the shyness in her heart.
Renz slapped his forehead. He hadnāt expected his words to break through Erinaās tsundere defenses, and the effect was remarkably significant, leading to a state of "verbal confusion." Because those words touched Erinaās heart, she was actually filled with joy, but it was precisely this overflowing joy, combined with her tsundere, awkward psychology and mindset, that prevented her from showing her happiness, resulting in this reaction.
"However, considering that your idea is quite good, and you thought of me, for the next few days, this Erina-sama will reluctantly give you, a massage," Erina
said, folding her arms.
"You can massage too?" Renz said in surprise. It was unheard of for Erina to offer to loosen Renzās bones and give him a massage. Usually, it was Renz who "pleased" his wife.
Honestly, many people thought such behavior was "sycophantic," but it wasnāt. Taking care of oneās wife, could that be called sycophantic? It was merely being under his wifeās thumb. Moreover, if he didnāt care for his wife wholeheartedly, holding her in the palm of his hand, would he beat her? Especially a wife who had given birth to four precious children for Renz.
Renz often ignored Erinaās stubbornness; it was better to tolerate these small frictions for the sake of harmonious married life. Those who called him sycophantic were simply envious of Renzās happy life, people who didnāt have a wife and spent their days being bitter. Besides, wasnāt Erina also willing to massage him?
"Itās just a casual squeeze, thatās all," Erina said after thinking for a moment.
Goodbye to me. A casual squeeze, attacking the kidney reflex zones, with Erinaās strength, wouldnāt that kill Renz?
"Then, should we just forget it?" Renz said cautiously.
"Massages are something that neednāt trouble my dear wife."
"You donāt want me to massage you?" Erina asked with great curiosity. "I felt very comfortable yesterday. Let me give you a massage so you can get some good rest
too?"
I felt comfortable because Iāve practiced! You havenāt
practiced. If you massage me, my bones are soft; Iām afraid theyāll shatter with one squeeze from you.
"How about this, Erina, Iāll still do the massages, and as for you... you can..." Renz suddenly fell silent. He discovered a significant problem. Aside from cooking, Erina couldnāt do anything else in daily life. Housework was either handled by him or by hired help.
"Play games with me?" Renz finally offered this suggestion, because he realized that besides playing games, which was normal entertainment, Erina might not be good at other things. He couldnāt let her discover this fact; he had to find a way to change the subject. Once she became stubbornly tsundere and insisted on massaging him, dismantling him, how would he drive in the future?
"Oh, right, Erina, when our restaurant opens later, letās see whose dishes are more popular!" Renz said very cleverly. When the topic turned to cooking, Erinaās fighting spirit and passion immediately rose a notch.
"A cooking match?" Erina scoffed. "Speaking of which, itās been a while since I showed what I can do."
"Do you really want to compete with me on this?" Erina smiled confidently. "Even you would find it hard to contend with me, who now controls the Godās Tongue."
Erinaās use of the Godās Tongue had reached its pinnacle. Combined with it, the texture of her dishes was almost unbeatable. Renz still had to rely on intuition and experience.
Erina only needed to touch a small part of a dish and taste it slightly after completion to know if there were any issues. If there was a problem, sheād redo it; if not, sheād serve it. Pure cheating. The problem was, others couldnāt say anything; this was a talent-based skill.
"As for the resort village chief, I think Iām more suited for the role," Renz was not to be outdone, also speaking boldly. "If my sales arenāt as good as yours later, Iāll give you a week of massages." Renz spoke with a "losing money" tone. Losing? Not at all. He had found an unassailable reason to legitimately touch Erinaās legs. I
concede, can I just admit defeat directly?
Winning or losing doesnāt matter at all, okay? If he won, his wife would be smug, and if she was happy, he was happy. If he lost, heād massage Erina, and if she was comfortable, heād still profit handsomely.
"Alright, if I donāt outsell you, Iāll massage you for a week," Erina said, mimicking Renzās tone.
Renzās face changed from sunny to cloudy. In the end, his own trick had backfired on him. Honest people couldnāt be tricked because honest people would make you shoot yourself in the foot, and Erina was genuinely an honest person. I shouldnāt have brought up "massage" in the first place. A miscalculation.
So, for this competition, he had to control himself. He had to manage to sell his dishes well, yet still narrowly lose to Erina. This would severely test Renzās understanding and control of cuisine.
Fortunately, Erinaās cooking skills were very strong; even if Renz gave his all, he sometimes lost to Erina. It wouldnāt be difficult for Renz to lose this match. Because even giving his all, he couldnāt guarantee a win against Erina with her Godās Tongue, and if Renz genuinely wanted to lose, it would be easy. However, Renz definitely couldnāt lose too badly; he still needed to save face.
But regardless, this cooking showdown with Erina...
I, Renz, must lose!
He was betting on his resolve to give Erina a full body foot massage!
As Erina stood up, sparks seemed to fly between her and Renzās eyes, like a duel.
The other three in the restaurant were whispering.
"Are they always like this?" Akira Hayama couldnāt stand these two anymore. Even with his composure and skill, he couldnāt handle such intensity. This romantic flash bomb was at least 3A standard.
"Itās normal," Hisako Arato sighed. "Youāll get used to this playful bickering."
"With what mindset did you get through all of this?" Akira Hayama asked with extreme incredulity. As Erinaās secretary, Hisako Arato had endured "pain" that ordinary people couldnāt tolerate; just thinking about it was terrifying.
"Itās nothing, just blessings. Donāt you think theyāre doing well?" Hisako Arato said with a faint smile. "Seeing their happy expressions, Iām happy too."
"If only Alice could have the same enlightenment as you," Akira Hayama said, pointing to Alice, his mouth twitching slightly.
Alice had pulled out a doll from somewhere. She held a fork, her face grim. She mercilessly raised her hand and repeatedly jabbed the doll.
"Damn couples!"
"When will these couples just die already?"
"Boohoohoo, theyāre so annoying!"
"Canāt they be lovey-dovey in their own room?"
"Force-feeding dog food in broad daylight, itās inhumane!"
With every word, Aliceās raised fork plunged towards the dollās abdomen.
"Rina calling Mama project, it is our undeniable duty!"
Alice muttered to herself. This was the great "Revenge Plan of the Single Archmage." It was time to strike back at the loving couple!
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