Ye Yuan shrugged his shoulders, looking as though he knew all along.

"No, no, no. There’s no way my plan can fail," Ye Yiyi grind her teeth and continued enthusiastically, "I won’t give up that easily. Let’s try again. This time we’re going all out. It has to work!"

Ye Yuan silently watched her as she ran off to who knows where.

Meanwhile, Ye Lu was sitting under a tree resting when suddenly, a few cheeky troublemakers sidled up to her, stroking their chins, grinning lasciviously.

"Yo, where did this little beauty come from? How about hanging around with us?"

"We promise it will be fun."

Ye Yiyi, who was squatting not far away, got extremely excited.

"Mum, scream for help, let dad rush over to rescue you, and sweep away these hoodlums with his impressive stance. Then, while comforting the terrified mum in his arms romantically, mum will be moved to tears. Then, dad will kiss the tears off her face with a tender air, and in the midst of a beautiful atmosphere, and a shower of pink bubbles, they’ll engage in a lingering kiss... oh my, it’s so embarrassing... I’m getting shy..."

Ye Yiyi swooned as she held her face and daydreamed.

Ye Yuan looked at her, utterly speechless, has she overdosed on manga?!.

He couldn’t help but remind her.

"Can you look at the current situation before you daydream?"

Ye Yiyi snorted and hurriedly came back to her senses, and looked over with wide eyes.

She saw Ye Lu leisurely drinking her juice, and when she heard the hoodlums’ words, she looked up with interest.

"You unevenly-haired brats dare to come and hit on granny? Let auntie tell you, that’s not how you pick up girls. You can tell from one look, you guys must have failed countless times."

Upon hearing this, the hooligans all looked at her with teary eyes, "Big sis, how did you know? We can’t even get a girl’s attention."

"Duh, with your posturing, no girl will even give you a second look. Let auntie teach you some tricks, I guarantee you’ll have success."

In an instant, those hoodlums stood obediently like schoolboys, taking her advice to heart.

In the end, they thanked her profusely and happily left.

"How could this happen? There was no chance for dad to make an appearance." The little lass stared, her face collapsing, she was utterly disappointed, "Mum is not womanly at all, getting rid of the hoodlums on her own, what’s the point of having a man around?"

"Even if she did scream, she wouldn’t yell for his help," Ye Yuan shrugged.

"Humph, I don’t believe it. I, Ye Yiyi, am sure to succeed. Failure is the mother of success, and nothing can stop me from conquering mum’s fortress. I will definitely be back!"

As a result, Ye Yiyi tried everything she could, but none of them worked.

In the end, she collapsed, exhausted, onto a table in the amusement park’s cafeteria, her expression one of absolute despair.

"What’s got into our sister, looking so downcast?" Ye Lu looked at the little lass in surprise.

Ye Yuan rolled his eyes, "Probably constipated. Can’t get it out, that’s why the painful expression, just ignore her."

"It’s you who can’t shit, I’m just a brave soldier who died before the war starts," Ye Yiyi retorted.

Ye Lu raised an eyebrow, "Stop misusing idioms, no wonder you always fail your Chinese class."

"That’s because I don’t want to pass. We can’t be too perfect, otherwise, how can others live? They’ll die of embarrassment. It’s for their sake... Ah, why am I so perfect..."