My Scheming Little Devil
Chapter 503: A Stunning Performance_1
Her darling had mastered things far more difficult than this. These old ladies were genuinely unenlightened.
Under the halo of Little Tangyuan, the other children’s performances seemed much duller.
Until Ye Yuan and Ye Yi’s duet.
Ye Lu immediately tensed up, unsure of what their babies would perform. However, she believed they would certainly stun everyone.
When the two sweethearts appeared on stage, a piano appeared as well. Yuanyuan sat at the piano while Yiyi held the microphone with a sweet smile, standing at the front of the stage. Nothing seemed particularly extraordinary.
A singing performance, the most typical performance, was the least likely to impress, especially without professional training.
The audience found it somewhat dull and didn’t seem too thrilled.
Yet the two lovely children on stage seemed entirely unaffected by the audience’s cold indifference. Ye Yiyi made a gesture to her brother, and Ye Yuan immediately began playing the piano. The song was "Let’s Row the Oars Together," a widely-known song that primary school students must learn.
The piano music was beautiful and melodious, showing a genuinely first-class level that surprised the audience. This little boy’s skill was formidable!
Ye Lu was somewhat puzzled. Why did they choose such an ordinary song? It lacked any novelty.
What came next, though, was Ye Yiyi’s childish and foolish singing voice.
"Let’s row the oars together, let’s fall and die together on the beach, our corpses reflecting on the water’s surface..."
Phew— Ye Lu spit out her water from laughter, almost choking herself. Who rewrote these lyrics? Despite their wickedness, they sounded incredibly fluent.
After the audience’s initial shock, they all burst into merry laughter. Many people were laughing themselves into fits, creating a chaotic scene.
"Um, sweetheart!" The host immediately rushed over, trying to stop her from continuing singing these wicked lines.
He felt like crying. This was an unexpected situation. This was supposed to be a children’s variety show. How could they broadcast such improper lyrics for children?
It might give other kids the wrong ideas.
"Is there a problem? Did I sing something wrong?" Ye Yiyi pretended innocence.
Ye Lu laughed her head off. You can keep pretending, little girl; this is obviously deliberate. As expected, it was an earth-shattering performance. Who could ever forget that song and the cute kids who sung such wicked lyrics?
The host was sweating profusely: "Sweetheart, these lyrics are just too..."
"Too beautiful?" The little girl blinked her adorable eyes.
"Um... kinda. Although it’s eye-opening, could you change to another song please?" Otherwise, their show would get cancelled. This was a live broadcast, impossible to edit. Do not ruin this for them, he begged.
"Alright!" Seeing him looking so pitiful, Ye Yiyi, graciously agreed.
Then, the host was left speechless, becoming a stiff stone pillar on the stage.
Because he realized that this seemingly cute and innocent little girl was simply a master of spoofs.
Songs like the Money Scam version of "Little Apple" and the Disappointing Dad version of "The Most Dazzling Folk Style," one popular song after another was transformed into ridiculous and uproarious lyrics. Coupled with her innocent and childish voice, it was even more hilarious.
The audience almost burst out laughing. Some were even on the verge of tears from laughter.
They had seen plenty of intelligent and adorable children, but such a spirited, hilarious child was a rare sight that brought them great joy.
The children on stage were mostly obedient types, and being too obedient lacked novelty.
But this brother-sister duo—one calm and composed, the other spirited and quirky—had distinct personalities that were not only different but fresh and boundless. They were even more entertaining than the cool Little Tangyuan.
Once the two darlings finished their performance, the votes immediately skyrocketed, surging to 35%.