At the bookish, scholarly-looking main gate of Qing Mountain University, three total jokers were standing there—obviously Ma Rufei, Chen Chaoyue, and Zhang Haijun.

They were looking around everywhere, their faces covered in sleaziness.

Whenever they spotted a beauty, their burning gazes would fall on the girl's pretty face, then her heaving peaks, and they even whistled to tease her.

"How come Senior Brother and Little Junior Sister still aren't here? Without Senior Brother's help, how are we supposed to pick up college beauties?"

"I've always heard the beauties in Qing Mountain University are like clouds. Today I finally see it for myself. I only hate that I didn't study hard back then, otherwise I'd also be studying in a school with beauties like clouds. That would be so f*cking blissful."

"Why don't we just throw money at it and come study here? The reason can be: conveniently protecting Little Junior Sister nearby?"

They sighed, looking every bit the bad guys.

They had all taken Evergreen Pills, and cultivated the Tyrant Gold Celestial Technique, so they looked only seventeen or eighteen.

Three little punks, alive and kicking.

"Oh my god… look, quick, that girl is seriously way too gorgeous."

Zhang Haijun suddenly shouted excitedly.

Ma Rufei and Chen Chaoyue immediately looked over as well.

They saw a long-haired beauty step out of a taxi, dragging a suitcase, her brows like a painting and features exquisite, her bearing incomparably noble.

She walked with a graceful sway, her slim waist twisting from side to side, just like a beauty who had stepped right out of a painting.

"My god, this girl is in no way inferior to Sister-in-law Chu Mengyao, and no worse than Su Man—maybe she even beats them."

"I'm gonna go crazy. How can there be a woman this beautiful in the world?" 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝘦𝘸𝑒𝒷𝓃ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝒸ℴ𝘮

Ma Rufei and Chen Chaoyue were so shocked they looked like idiots.

Right after that, the three of them scampered over to hit on her.

"Beauty, let me carry your luggage, hehe… We're also students of Qing Mountain University."

"Beauty, what's your name? Can I have your three sizes… no, your phone number?"

"Beauty, let's be friends? I'm the second most amazing man in the world…"

"…"

"Shoo shoo shoo, get lost." The beauty said coldly, "My background isn't something you can afford to mess with. All I have to do is shout once, and you three will turn into dead dogs."

"You shout once and we'll turn into dead dogs? Beauty, aren't you worried a strong wind will sprain your tongue?"

The Three Stooges were all stunned. In all their years they'd never heard anyone talk this arrogantly.

Especially now that they were already powerful Cultivators, only a hair's breadth away from the Golden Core Realm.

They might not be able to claim invincibility under heaven, but they could definitely walk sideways across a university campus.

Besides, they were disciples of the Taiqing Sect, with a ridiculously badass Senior Brother—the Sect Master of Daoyi Sect, who managed all the Sects in China.

"Help! Perverts are harassing me!"

The beauty suddenly shouted with a wicked smile.

The Three Stooges were dumbfounded, thinking, When did we harass you? We're still two meters away from you, okay?

"You dare harass the number one campus belle of Qing Mountain University? You're looking for death."

"Everyone, go help! Yiyi is being harassed by three perverts…"

"Charge! How dare you harass the goddess in my heart, you're dead meat!"

"…"

In an instant, cries to beat and kill them rang out from all directions.

A dark mass of students charged over from every side, some even hurling bricks at them.

The momentum was downright terrifying.

"Holy sh*t… run!"

"This girl cannot be messed with…"

"We're screwed, we're surrounded…"

The Three Stooges panicked, clutching their heads and scurrying off like rats.

Even so, they still took quite a few punches, and got smacked on the head several times with red bricks.

They didn't dare fight back; the Taiqing Sect's rules were too strict—they weren't allowed to bully ordinary people.

If ordinary people hit them, they weren't allowed to resist.

Otherwise, with their strength, forget these students—even if ten times as many came, they still wouldn't be enough to beat them.

Of course, they weren't exactly that obedient by nature.

On a normal day they'd definitely fight back a little, but Zhang Bin and Zhang Lele could show up at any time.

If they were caught, they'd be dead.

So running was the only option.

"Hahahaha…"

"Gagagaga…"

"Heeheehee…"

The crowd of students were naturally smug beyond belief, laughing loudly in excitement.

Half an hour later, Ma Rufei, Chen Chaoyue, and Zhang Haijun, the Three Stooges, slipped back into Qing Mountain University and strolled around the campus.

They grabbed a student who looked just as sleazy as they did.

With an evil grin, Zhang Haijun asked, "Senior, we're freshmen who just enrolled. Can you tell us, does our school have a lot of beauties?"

"Kindred spirits."

The sleazy student carefully looked the Three Stooges up and down and came to a conclusion in his heart.

He led the Three Stooges to sit down on a stone bench under a Large Tree by the roadside.

He pulled out a five-yuan pack of Baisha cigarettes, ready to hand them one each.

Obviously, he was planning to properly introduce the beauties of the school.

"Smoke mine."

Ma Rufei took out a pack of Soft Zhonghua and said smugly, "You think that excuse for a smoke is presentable?"

"Holy sh*t, we've met a rich guy."

The sleazy student got excited, snatched the pack of cigarettes in one go, handed one each to the three of them, then stuffed the whole pack into his own pocket.

He even said loftily, "Light 'em up? What are you standing there stunned for?"

The three of them were speechless. This guy was a top-tier joker too.

Zhang Haijun pulled out a pure gold lighter to light his cigarette.

The guy snatched it straight away, took a look, and said in surprise, "Gold-plated? I like it."

He lit all three of their cigarettes, then lit his own, and stuffed the lighter into his pocket as well.

"Damn, kid, that lighter isn't gold-plated, it's pure gold. You seriously have the nerve to take it?"

Zhang Haijun was not pleased.

"My three junior brothers, I can tell at a glance that you're rich, and not just rich, but super rich. A pack of cigarettes and a lighter—what's that to you? You should know, the intel I'm about to give you is worth a fortune to you…" the sleazy guy said.

"Alright, alright, spit it out."

Zhang Haijun urged him on. The three of them really were super rich, so for the sake of the guy's sharp eye, they decided not to haggle.

"Hehehe… My name is Ma Wencheng. When it comes to the beauties of our school, I know them like the back of my hand. You really did find the right guy." Ma Wencheng said with a lewd grin, "Our school has ten campus belles; four of them just graduated. So now only six campus belles are left. They are, respectively… Mm, I'll only tell you about five of them for now. Once I've finished investigating the new junior sisters, I'll come back and give you the detailed lowdown."

"The f*ck, there are clearly six campus belles and you only talked about five. Why aren't you saying anything about the one ranked first?"

Chen Chaoyue got mad and grabbed the guy by the front of his shirt.

"Talking about the number one campus belle is pointless, nobody can get her anyway." Ma Wencheng said with a bitter smile, "Her name is Yang Yiyi—beautiful, noble, enchanting, sexy—she's driven every male student in school crazy. A year ago she was very poor, could barely even afford to eat. Back then, if you'd tried to pursue her, you might have had a sliver of a chance. But now, there's no chance at all. Because she's become famous—she's now a well-known calligrapher and painter in the country. In this past year, she's earned nearly ten million just from her artwork."

"Nearly ten million? That's nothing."

The Three Stooges said in unison with disdain.