Chapter 331: Stalling Tactics Gone Too Far

Slurp, slurp, hauum.

The sound of tongues wrapping around my shaft filled the dungeon. I deliberately swayed the robe back and forth to flaunt the show, and the cookie elves, now used to this kind of thing, made suggestive hand gestures to mock the minotaurs.

"Heh, what’s the matter? You can see just fine, can’t you?"

Hagenti was definitely staring at me. Watching the two elves licking me from inside my robe.

"Have you ever done it with an elf? Probably not, right? Hagenti, you’re not the one who gets to be with elves! That’s me!"

"You’re lying! You’re just pretending! What kind of lunatic does that with an enemy right in front of him?!"

"Me!"

Whoosh!

I flapped the robe back one more time. Luna and Lune had just been holding the tip in their mouths and kissing it when they got startled and used their faces to cover my goods.

"You don’t have to cover it up."

"There might be females out there."

"Well, if that’s the case, can’t be helped. Heh, good thinking."

I lowered my arm and patted the two elves on the head. After making such a blatant display, the minotaurs were flaring their nostrils and glaring at me.

Envy. Jealousy. Spite.

An orc who looked beneath them was getting devoted service from two elves, so they were furious. Furious in their hearts, and furious below the belt too.

"You boys just stand there and stew. I’ll keep going over here. Hngh."

Lune opened her mouth and took the tip. Luna lowered her head and took a big mouthful of the family jewels. Having two different mouths sucking on me at once was plenty stimulating, but exposing it for everyone else to see was pretty stimulating too.

"Grrrrr, Boss, I can’t take this. Let’s kill that bastard."

"Give me a bow. Or I’ll throw a spear. I’ll plant the spearhead right in that bastard’s dick."

"That tiny dick has the nerve to brag... grrr!"

The minotaurs all snorted and hurled mockery and insults at me. But I wasn’t getting riled up like before. I could see at a glance that every one of the minotaurs was getting uncomfortable in their stance.

"Hey, you cow bastards. Are you hard?"

"GROOOAARRRR!!"

The minotaurs answered with a roar instead of words. Like rodeo bulls, they wanted to charge at us right that second, but Hagenti, who’d have to give the order, was holding back silently.

’Let’s see how long you can hold out.’

I glanced up at the ceiling. What I was doing in front had a provoking purpose, sure, but my main goal here was buying time.

"Archers, step out."

Hagenti was finally making a move. A handful of goblins and skeletons stepped out from between the minotaurs, raising bows and crossbows.

"Shoot. Doesn’t matter if you hit the elves. If they die, you can just stick it in the corpse."

"You necrophiliac bastard!"

Lune and Luna grabbed onto the robe and ducked completely out of sight. I let both my arms hang down.

"Open fire!"

Thwip thwip thwip.

Hagenti’s archers loosed arrows at me. They were weak shots without proper aim, but the steel tips were sharp enough to be lethal.

"About 1 stocking’s worth."

The robe’s defense, which was up to 3 stockings, could easily handle that kind of force. But if I just let them hit, Luna and Lune might get poked from inside, so I clapped my hands to call the cookie elves.

"Intercept."

WHOOOSH!

Air cannons fired off beside me. What flew out like cannonballs were arrows woven from wind, and there were even more of them than what Hagenti’s archers had loosed, all sailing toward the enemy.

"KYAAAGH!!"

Crackle.

The wind arrows didn’t just shoot down the enemy’s arrows; they killed the archers shooting them too. Goblins had their heads pierced through, and skeletons had their spines punctured, their upper bodies collapsing.

"GROAAARRR!!"

A few arrows were intercepted by minotaur weapons. The distance was far enough that the minotaurs could see the arrows’ trajectory clearly and bat them away.

’Just a little closer.’

For the wind arrows to avoid being intercepted and have enough stopping and killing power, they needed the distance to close a bit more. Close enough that the minotaurs couldn’t react even when they saw them coming.

’Let’s see how long they hold out.’

It was clear how well Hagenti normally managed his subordinates, but unfortunately for him, I’m thorough with mine too. Same goes for the cookie elves who’d just joined up.

"Hagenti, you bastard! You should’ve trained your archers better! Is your dick the only thing you can shoot properly?!"

"We don’t fight cowardly from a distance!"

"Then come on in already!"

"You filthy bastard! Fine, watch the power of our archers up close! You, you, you! Step forward!"

Hagenti pushed three pretty strong-looking minotaurs forward. I swallowed for a second, wondering if they were going to throw axes. It absolutely was not because Lune and Luna were each licking half of my tip at the same time.

"GROAR!"

"Drop your pants!"

"GRO-WHAT?!"

"You guys, if you can’t jerk off and hit those bastards, I’ll kill you myself!"

The minotaurs looked completely lost at Hagenti’s command. My tongue practically rolled in my mouth.

"Is it because they’re demons? Or is it because we’re getting past the top 50? The crazies are starting to come out one by one. Filthy bastards."

"Hauum, not really our place to say, lick."

"Says the guy getting serviced by us right now."

At Lune and Luna’s cheeky comment, I pressed down on the back of the head of the one who’d just had my tip in her mouth. From the way the tongue stiffened in surprise, it was definitely Luna.

"I’m flaunting our love with you two. Those guys are just jerking off into thin air. Don’t know if they’ll actually do it though..."

"You bastards, if you don’t pull your pants down and do it, I’ll really kill you! I, Hagenti, will rip your heads off myself!"

"G-grooar...!"

The minotaurs pulled down their pants with tears welling up. With bodies almost 10 feet tall, even their members were as long and thick as a normal man’s forearm.

"You useless bastards! Get it up, get it up I said! You always brag about how big you are, why can’t you get it up now?!"

"W-well..."

"Look over there! Look at those dark elves’ bodies! You can’t even get hard from looking at that? Are you impotent?!"

"H-how am I supposed to get it up here?! Grooar!"

But maybe because the situation was what it was, one of the three was completely limp with no sign of getting hard.

"Bwahaha! Forced to do it and now you can’t even get hard! Hagenti! Sending your subordinates instead of stepping up yourself, what a useless bastard!"

"Shut up! You’re not worth me stepping up! Now shoot!"

Hagenti was already wrapped up in this. The moment he chose to counter my tactic with a public masturbation show, he’d already started getting pulled into my pace.

"Yeah! You can’t step up! Watching you make your subordinates jerk off, sounds like you’re embarrassed to whip it out in front of others!"

"Of course I am, you bastard!"

"It’s actually because it’s small, isn’t it? I get it. You can’t pull it out in front of your subordinates because they’d see it’s smaller than theirs. So small you can’t even see it up close. Is it a needle dick?"

Pfft.

A snicker came from somewhere. Unlike the high-pitched cackling of the elves, this slightly thick, rough laugh was definitely from a minotaur. Hagenti’s face went bright red as he shouted.

"Who?! Who laughed?!"

"Bwahahahaha!"

I laughed at the top of my lungs. The minotaurs all went pale and stayed perfectly still. One minotaur in particular, the one who couldn’t get it up, was darting his eyes around and watching me nervously.

’I saw it.’

The moment I mocked Hagenti, that one let out a quiet snicker as if he agreed.

"I’ll kill you! You bastards, falling for the enemy’s taunts and insulting your master?! It was you, wasn’t it?!"

"What?! It wasn’t me!"

"Shut up!"

Hagenti grabbed the minotaur right next to him by the scruff. A 10-foot giant being lifted up like nothing and flailing around was no joke.

’He’s actually going to kill that one. Even though he didn’t laugh, he’s going to kill him to make an example.’

Whether it was charisma to keep his subordinates in line or fear-based intimidation, if I let Hagenti kill him just like that, this whole provocation would lose its meaning.

’I need a little more time.’

"Master."

Lune poked her head out from under the robe.

"I think we need about 10 more minutes. Let me do it."

"You..."

There are things you understand without saying. But would that really be okay?

"I don’t want to show those bastards."

"Then just hold me and do it. So they can’t see from behind."

"As expected, Lune, you’re a genius. Luna, stop sucking."

"Eeeh?"

Under the robe, Luna closed her teeth on the tip while still holding it in her mouth. The way she was nipping just hard enough not to hurt, like a puppy showing affection, almost made me lose it, but right now every second counted.

"We’re going for the real thing. Lune’s doing it."

"Why? I can do it. I’ve done it before, I know what I’m doing."

"You’ve got to snipe those guys if things go south."

"Tch, if I knew it’d be like this I wouldn’t have become queen. I want to be a princess too, princess."

Luna grumbled as she slipped out. The cookie elves who saw Luna with her glistening lips all gave knowing grins and snickered.

"Don’t laugh, you brats! After this fight, maybe I’ll set three orcs on each of you and have a real go!"

"""KYAAAAH!!!"""

"...Why are these crazy girls happy about that?"

Luna’s threat actually boosted the cookie elves’ morale. I scooped up Lune and stepped forward.

"Once they get a taste of orc, they can’t get enough. Lune, are you ready?"

"I’m always ready, you know? Hee hee."

Squelch. Just like Lune said, a thick peach scent was already wafting up from below. I adjusted her so the back of her skirt would drape down as much as possible, then shouted at the minotaurs.

"You bastards! Trying to shake it without anything to look at, that’s a real shame, isn’t it?!"

"Shut up! After I kill this one, I’ll kill you next!"

Hagenti pointed at me with the hand that was choking the minotaur. Thanks to that, the foam-mouthed minotaur got a bit of consciousness back.

"You’re the first one to make me strip my subordinates’ pants down! In honor of that, I’ll show you the real thing, the genuine article!"

Riiiip!

I reached down and tore a hole in Lune’s stockings. I hiked the skirt up just enough that the line of her butt wouldn’t show, but my hand would be clearly visible, and the minotaurs started flaring their nostrils and watching my hand.

Squelch, squelch.

"Kyaaah?!"

Lune let out a loud cry and clung to me. Wrapping her legs around my waist, she put her arms behind my neck and buried her face in my collarbone.

"This way only my back will show, right...? Please adjust the skirt right."

"Of course. Whose butt is this? Can’t show even a hint of the curves. Heh."

I kicked my pants off in one motion. My piece, already rock hard from the earlier oral, was glistening with saliva and pre. I lined up the tip with Lune’s entrance and shouted at the minotaurs.

"Can’t jerk off without porn! Watch, I’ll show you what love with an elf looks like!"

I held the back of Lune’s head with one hand and supported her butt with the other, slowly leaning my upper body back. I positioned it so the angle of insertion was just barely visible to the minotaurs. But Lune’s groin was hidden by her skirt and stockings.

If anything, only my piece going in and out of her would be visible. In front of everyone, I held Lune up and drove it inside her.

"Krrrgh...! It feels good every single time...! Her insides are so vivid and alive!"

"M-Master...! That’s a little embarrassing...!"

At my crude comment, Lune blushed up to her ears and gave me a sideways glance. Of course, she expressed her displeasure with her lower mouth. Just like someone said, she clamped down on me hard enough to mold my piece into the shape of her walls.

"Hngh! Minotaurs! Do you know what an elf tastes like?!"

"G-grrr...!"

Every single one of the minotaurs started snorting hard. No matter the distance, scents carry. They were responding to the primal scent Lune and I were giving off.

"Y-you crazy bastards...! Doing it with the enemy right in front of you?!"

You can fool the eyes, but you can’t fool the nose. Hagenti’s eyes were bloodshot watching Lune and me. I tilted Lune’s head slightly and sneered at Hagenti.

"If you’re jealous, call your own woman and show your subordinates how much you love them."

I could show them. Lune was already waiting quietly with her eyes closed.

"We can show it. Lune, let’s show them how much we love each other. Remember what I taught you before?"

"Yes! Hee hee."

Lune and I pulled off the ultimate provocation against Hagenti’s dungeon.

I rocked my hips up and down, while Lune sent Hagenti a pitying look.

"I feel sorry for you, since you don’t know the warmth of love!"

"Ah, this is what we call rubbing it in their faces."

In front of everyone, Lune and I kissed both above and below.