Chapter 719: Chapter 711: Seventh Senior Brother: Don’t Hit the Face When You Fight

Tuanzi had read some infinite flow novels written by Wen Li, but because some of the stories were too scary, and the protagonist was an adult, she only read a little bit and then stopped, as she couldn’t understand much of it.

Many infinite flow novels have settings related to talents and skills.

But she hadn’t heard of a lineage featuring tree sloths.

"So, ninth senior brother, can you transform into a tree sloth?"

She had seen pictures of tree sloths in the system, and they were quite cute.

If ninth senior brother turned into a round-headed, furry tree sloth, she could even hug him to sleep!

Wouldn’t that be just like a tree sloth plushie?

"No, no!"

Yu Weixiao shook his head vigorously, "It’s already cute to resemble a tree sloth, but to become one..."

Because he had habits similar to a tree sloth, sometimes he even felt more like a tree sloth than a human, but if his body turned into a tree sloth, he feared he might forget his human identity one day.

Thinking back to that horror game, where many people with different lineages later attacked the players en masse, maybe they were influenced by their lineages.

He was glad he chose to leave instead of staying in the game to build a faction.

"The Main God said this influence could last anywhere from a few months to several years." 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

Tuanzi asked puzzledly, "So when you’re in that state, do you get something like infinite defense? If you can’t resist damage, then that’s too much of a loss, isn’t it?"

After finally clearing the level, bringing back a negative effect, that Main God was too nasty!

Even before establishing any bond, Tuanzi was already indignantly upset on behalf of ninth senior brother.

Yu Weixiao couldn’t help himself and pinched her puffed cheeks, then paused when noticing his red nail polish.

Tuanzi lowered her head and also noticed the bright red nail polish and asked curiously, "Ninth senior brother, why are you pretending to be a woman?"

As she spoke, she glanced below his neck.

It looked so real!

"Ah, this..."

Yu Weixiao cursed the Main God inwardly, "This is related to my skill. I triggered a hidden storyline in the rookie level and managed to avoid it by disguising as a woman, and as a result, I got the one-click costume change talent skill."

Although the one-click costume change had helped him a lot, giving him opportunities to disguise and gather information from players or NPCs, he didn’t want to carry this skill after leaving the game!

"The effect of the lineage will eventually fade, but the ’one-click costume change’ skill will remain. In return, I need to exchange it with food or sleep. In the game, I had to spend points to acquire different levels of disguise."

At this point, the flamboyant man showed a bitter smile.

The one-click costume change could make him look a lot like a woman, but walking in high heels and having a womanly gait were things he had to learn postnatally.

Tuanzi didn’t fully understand, only coming to one conclusion, "So in the future, if you want to switch to women’s clothing, you just need to eat and sleep more?"

Yu Weixiao continued to smile bitterly, "Yes, but in peaceful times, it’s useless and doesn’t make money."

Tuanzi sympathetically patted his arm. Just as she was about to ask more, she noticed Yu Weixiao’s expression change and had a bad feeling, "Ninth senior brother?"

Yu Weixiao slowly turned to look at her.

Tuanzi opened her mouth wide, turned her head, and looked at the remaining half of the milk tea, and poured it into his mouth without hesitation.

Only then did they have another chance to communicate.

As the effect of the milk tea faded again, and Yu Weixiao became like a tree sloth, Tuanzi was ready to slip away.

Only then did she notice that the other senior brothers had been quiet for a long time.

Duan Xiayou was still using himself as a blanket, sleeping soundly. Little Black Panther had long finished licking his fur, curled up on the sofa, snoring softly. East Gate East had already turned into particles and floated off somewhere. As for Tiger King Ji Zhangzhuo, at this moment, he had jumped onto the chandelier, looking down at the whole hall from above.

Noticing Tuanzi’s gaze, he let out a roar similar to a tiger’s and proudly declared, "These are the lands my king conquered!"

Tuanzi decided to sneak away quietly.

Finding Ning Jixiu, whose psychological age was only three and eating pastries, she gratefully patted his arm, "Eighth senior brother, fortunately, you’ve already eaten, and with a child’s mindset, you don’t have to face the truest self."

Although returning to a three-year-old mindset in an adult’s body might leave some dark history, the eighth senior brother had experienced similar incidents before, and another one wouldn’t matter, better than creating new dark history.

[Ancient Martial System: Miaomiao, ever thought about where the pastries he’s eating now come from?]

Tuanzi: "..."

The little girl quickly looked toward the kitchen, and just then, the kitchen door was closed.

She couldn’t see the scene inside, but she could imagine how sincerely the seventh senior brother was cooking.

"I am the Martial Arts Supreme. How dare petty villains be so impudent?"

A familiar phrase echoed.

Tuanzi quickly turned her head, seeing Ning Jixiu put down the pastry, showing a sly smile similar to some male actors in TV dramas.

Her little paw immediately covered her eyes, "Such a scary expression! Eighth senior brother, you’ve become ugly!"

"Nonsense! I am truly a rare beauty!"

Tuanzi was dumbfounded.

By evening, when Tantai Yi came back from work, he found the atmosphere at home somewhat strange.

He scanned around, not commenting on the attire of the new ninth junior brother, finally fixing his gaze on Zhen Haowei.

"Seventh junior brother, your face..."

Zhen Haowei’s face, swollen like a pig head, tried to smile but accidentally tugged at his wound.

Calmly, he said, "It’s nothing, we sparred, and I accidentally lost."

Ji Zhangzhuo, who had recorded the embarrassing moment, snorted heavily.

"Third senior brother, we were discussing where to register the household for the ninth junior sister. Do you have any good suggestions?"

Tantai Yi paused while changing his shoes, "Ninth junior sister?"

He steadily looked at Yu Weixiao, and Yu Weixiao tried to throw a charmer’s wink, but unfortunately, the motion was too slow, more like he was sleepy.

"Isn’t it ninth junior brother?"

"Huh?"

The fooled few couldn’t believe their eyes, looking at Yu Weixiao.

Zhen Haowei gently touched the wound on his face, calmly saying, "It seems some senior brothers have eyesight issues. I’ll make some food tomorrow to treat everyone."

Those with eyesight issues just wanted to figure out the true gender of Yu Weixiao, but if Tantai Yi was deliberately tricking them, offending Yu Weixiao wasn’t worth it.

Ji Zhangzhuo had long had his suspicions but couldn’t find any evidence, so he curiously approached Tantai Yi, "Third brother, how did you notice?"

"The eyes."

"The eyes?"

Ji Zhangzhuo stared at those eyeliner-drawn eyes and saw nothing wrong.

Zhen Haowei calmly continued, "Actually, when you were roaring like tigers, meowing like cats, and oinking like pigs, junior sister had already exposed the ninth junior brother’s gender, but after waking up, it seems you still couldn’t remember, and it seems you might also have brain problems."

Ji Zhangzhuo realized from the tone; the seventh brother was quite resentful about being beaten up.

But when the next day, they accidentally drank Zhen Haowei’s brewed herbal tea and each began to hallucinate that they were pig-headed hybrids, they finally realized the seventh brother was resentful about them hitting the face.