I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes

I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes

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Chapter 33: Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes

The capital smelled like perfume and rotting fruit.

I hadn’t noticed it when I lived in the Bureau’s basement, mostly because the basement smelled entirely like toxic ash and damp earth. But after breathing the crisp, sharp pine air of the North, the capital’s thick, humid atmosphere felt like breathing through a wet silk blanket.

Our carriage, pulled by Akira’s massive black spectral-wolves, rumbled over the perfectly paved stone roads of the outer city.

"The architecture here is so incredibly pretentious," Yuki complained from the opposite seat.

The twelve-year-old cat-boy was currently fanning himself with a painted silk fan, looking out the window at the towering pagodas and sprawling, gold-leafed estates. "Look at those roof tiles. That much glaze is just tacky. And don’t get me started on the spiritual energy! The leylines here are a complete mess. It’s giving me a migraine."

"Everything gives you a migraine," Rin pointed out, her face pressed against the glass. "Look, Kitsune! The houses have red doors! And there are people selling candied plums on the street!"

"Don’t look at the peasants, Rin," Yuki sniffed, aggressively waving his fan. "They haven’t bathed."

I didn’t scold him. I was too busy trying to keep my breakfast inside my stomach.

I was wearing my new Crown Princess attire: layers of pale silver and deep purple Kamakura silk, embroidered with the silver northern pine and the golden sun crest. It was heavy, expensive, and I felt like an absolute fraud.

A large, warm hand slipped over my cold, shaking fingers.

I looked up. Akira was sitting next to me. He was in his full Warlord armor, though he had draped a formal, dark indigo court robe over his shoulders. His face was a completely unreadable mask of cold stone, but the thumb stroking my knuckles was incredibly gentle.

"Breathe," Akira murmured quietly.

"I’m breathing," I lied. "I just keep waiting for Uncle Kenji to pop out of a bush."

"He is currently freezing in my deepest dungeon," Akira reminded me, a dark satisfaction in his tone. "And everyone else in this city is about to realize exactly who they are dealing with."

The carriage jolted slightly as we crossed the massive bridge over the inner moat, passing through the towering red gates of the Imperial Palace.

We didn’t go to the main throne room. The carriage rolled into a massive, sprawling courtyard lined with perfectly manicured cherry blossom trees and white gravel.

"We’re here," Akira said. The Warlord aura instantly flared around him, completely suffocating and terrifying.

The carriage door opened.

Akira stepped out first. He didn’t wait for a servant. He turned and offered me his hand. I took a deep breath, pasted on the blank, polite smile I had practiced in the mirror, and stepped out into the capital sun.

The courtyard was packed.

Dozens of high-ranking nobles, ministers, and court ladies were lined up on either side of the white gravel path. They were dressed in blindingly bright silks, holding painted paper fans and wearing elaborate, towering hairpieces.

The moment Akira’s boots hit the gravel, the entire courtyard dropped into a deep, sweeping bow.

"Welcome back to the capital, Your Imperial Highness!" they chanted in perfect, practiced unison.

It looked like the ultimate display of respect.

But I had spent nine years as a basement rat. I didn’t look at their sweeping bows. I looked at their eyes. I looked at their hands.

They were terrified.

I could see the older ministers trembling, their eyes darting nervously toward the massive spectral-wolves pulling our carriage. I saw the court ladies hiding their faces behind their paper fans, not out of modesty, but to mask their disgusted sneers.

Whisper. Whisper. Whisper.

The sound was like a nest of snakes. They were bowing, but they were talking just loud enough for their neighbors to hear. 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

Look at his eyes... absolute monster.

The floor-scrubber is wearing imperial silk... how revolting.

I heard he drinks the blood of his enemies... keep your head down.

"Such a warm welcome," Yuki said loudly, floating out of the carriage behind us. He didn’t bother walking. He hovered three inches over the pristine white gravel, making sure everyone saw his twin fluffy white tails swishing lazily behind him. "I feel so loved."

The nobles flinched, their whispers growing more frantic at the sight of the sacred yokai.

Akira didn’t say a word. He didn’t smile. He simply swept his cold, amber gaze over the crowd.

The Warlord aura pulsed. A localized, freezing wind whipped through the courtyard, smelling of ozone and ozone.

The whispering instantly stopped. The nobles lowered their heads even further, some of them physically shaking.

"Show the way," Akira commanded, his voice rumbling over the silent courtyard like a coming storm.

A thoroughly sweating, terrified Imperial Chamberlain scurried out from the front of the line. He bowed so low his hat nearly touched the dirt.

"R-Right this way, Crown Prince Kurogane! Lady Kitsune!" the Chamberlain stuttered. "The Emperor has prepared the East Palace for your permanent residence!"

We followed the trembling man through a set of massive, gilded doors.

The East Palace was breathtaking. It was a sprawling estate built entirely of polished cedar and gold leaf. Painted paper screens depicted ancient battles and soaring dragons. The hallways opened up into stunning inner courtyards with koi ponds, small stone bridges, and meticulously sculpted bonsai trees.

It was ten times the size of the Warlord’s inner keep in the North.

And it felt completely dead.

There was no laughing vanguard. There was no smell of roasted boar from the kitchens. Just silent, expressionless palace servants who bowed and vanished like ghosts.

"His Majesty hopes you find the accommodations suitable," the Chamberlain said, wiping his brow with a silk handkerchief as he led us into the main living pavilion. "The servants are fully staffed. The Imperial Banquet will be held tomorrow evening to formally celebrate your new title. Until then, please rest."

The Chamberlain bowed hastily and practically ran out of the pavilion, sliding the heavy, painted paper doors shut behind him.

The moment the doors clicked shut, Rin let out a massive breath.

"It’s so big!" Rin cheered, running over to the polished wooden veranda that overlooked the private koi pond. "Look at the fish, Kitsune! They’re huge!"

I finally dropped my fake smile. I rubbed my temples, feeling an actual headache forming.

"They were so fake," I sighed, turning to Akira. "Did you see the way those court ladies were looking at me? I give it two days before one of them tries to trip me into a pond. I swear, the next time someone whispers ’floor-scrubber’ behind a fan, I’m going to—"

Before I could finish my sentence, Akira completely closed the distance between us.

His large hand clamped firmly, but gently, over my mouth.

I froze, my eyes going wide.

Akira didn’t say a word. He just raised a single finger to his lips, signaling absolute silence. His amber eyes were completely dark, scanning the beautiful, gilded room with lethal precision.

He looked at Yuki.

The ancient spirit was already floating near the ceiling. Yuki closed his human eyes, and when he opened them, they were burning with that terrifying, brilliant turquoise yokai light.

Yuki slowly turned his head, looking at the painted paper screens. He looked at the golden lanterns hanging from the ceiling. He looked at the perfectly arranged floor mats.

Yuki let out a low, disgusted scoff.

"Oh, this is just incredibly tacky," Yuki said, his voice dropping the whiny pre-teen act and resonating with that ancient, dual-layered demonic tone.

Akira slowly lowered his hand from my mouth. "How many?" he asked quietly.

"Everywhere," Yuki replied, floating down to hover next to a beautiful painted screen depicting a flock of cranes.

Yuki reached out and tapped the eye of one of the painted birds.

The moment his finger touched the paper, the crane’s eye flashed with a sickly, yellow magical light.

"Hidden onmyodo listening wards," Yuki sneered, wiping his finger on his kimono like he had just touched slime. "Woven directly into the ink of the paintings. Embedded in the wax of the candles. Sewn into the silk of the cushions. It’s a complete, overlapping surveillance web."

A cold chill ran straight down my spine.

"They’re listening to us," I whispered, realizing how close I had just come to loudly insulting the capital nobles in what I thought was a private room.

"The Emperor is paranoid," Akira said, his voice a low, vibrating rumble that barely disturbed the air. He stepped in front of me, instinctively shielding me from the painted screens. "He wants to know every breath we take. He wants to find our weaknesses."

"Well, he is going to be very disappointed," Yuki huffed, crossing his arms.

"Can you disable them?" Akira asked the cat-boy.

"Disable them?" Yuki laughed, a wicked, feral grin spreading across his face. He licked his lips, his fangs lengthening slightly. "Warlord, please. I am a nine-hundred-year-old deity of chaos. I don’t disable magic."

Yuki floated right up to the painted crane.

He opened his mouth unnaturally wide. With a sharp, terrifying crunch, Yuki bit completely through the air in front of the painting.

The sickly yellow light of the ward instantly shattered.

Yuki chewed thoughtfully for a second, then swallowed. He made a face of absolute disgust.

"Ugh. Needs salt," Yuki gagged, sticking his tongue out. "Tastes like stale cabbage and Imperial desperation."

I stared at the twelve-year-old boy. "Did you just... eat a magical listening device?"

"It’s compressed spiritual energy," Yuki shrugged, floating over to a golden lantern and taking another invisible bite out of the air. Crunch. "It’s basically an appetizer. Don’t worry, basement rat. Give me ten minutes, and I will eat every single bug in this estate."

Akira let out a heavy sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Just do it quietly. I do not want the Imperial Mages realizing their wards are gone until tomorrow."

"I am a master of stealth!" Yuki yelled, right before violently sneezing a puff of blue fire that singed the edge of a silk curtain. "Oops."

I walked over to Akira, gently resting my hand on his iron breastplate.

"We’re in the cage," I whispered, looking around the beautiful, deadly palace.

Akira looked down at me, his hand coming up to rest heavily on my waist. The anger from the courtyard was gone, replaced by that fierce, unwavering protective vow he had made in the hot springs.

"Let them listen for now," Akira murmured, his amber eyes locking onto mine. "They will hear nothing but a Warlord and his obedient wife. But the moment they drop their guard..."

"We bite back," I finished for him, a small, dangerous smile touching my lips.

I patted the heavy iron fan tucked securely into my purple silk sash.

The capital nobles thought they were dealing with a dumb brute and a helpless maid. They had absolutely no idea what was actually moving into their perfect, gilded palace.

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