I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden

I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden

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Chapter 19: Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden

I woke up buried under what felt like a dozen snow-fox pelts.

For a wild, panicked second, I thought I was back in the freezing border inn. But as I blinked my eyes open, the sheer size of the room finally registered.

I was in the Lady’s Chambers of the Kurogane Fortress.

The room was massive. The wooden floors were polished to a mirror shine, covered in thick, woven mats that radiated a gentle, magical heat from the floorboards. Sunlight poured through the wide, paper-screened windows, illuminating the intricate silver and indigo tapestries hanging on the dark stone walls.

It was luxurious, but not in the suffocating, gilded way of the capital. It was sturdy. Safe.

"You’re finally awake!"

I rolled over. Rin was sitting at a low wooden table near the glowing charcoal brazier, swinging her legs. She was already dressed in a thick, warm tunic and holding a half-eaten steamed bun that was roughly the size of her head.

"How long have I been asleep?" I croaked, pushing myself up into a sitting position.

"A whole day," a cheerful new voice chimed in.

A young woman bustled into the room, carrying a wooden tray of steaming tea. She wore a simple, dark blue kimono tied with a thick sash, and her cheeks were rosy from the northern cold.

"Good morning, Lady Kitsune! I’m Yua, your personal attendant," she beamed, setting the tray down. "Lord Akira gave strict orders that no one was to wake you. He said you needed to recharge your... ’empty cup’?" Yua tilted her head, clearly confused by the Warlord’s phrasing.

I smiled, feeling a rush of warmth that had nothing to do with the brazier. He remembered.

"Thank you, Yua," I said, sliding out of bed. "Where is Akira?"

"The Lord is in his study, handling the border reports," Yua answered, pulling open a large cedar wardrobe. "Now, let’s get you dressed! You can’t wear capital silk out there, My Lady. The northern wind will snap you in half."

Ten minutes later, I actually looked like the Lady of the North.

Yua had dressed me in layers of soft, insulated wool and heavy silk. The outer layer was a deep, striking midnight blue, embroidered with silver thread at the hems. It was practical, warm, and shockingly comfortable.

"Perfect," Yua clapped her hands. "Now, off you go! Down the hall, take a left at the armory, and the study is the door guarded by two very large men who look angry."

I kissed Rin’s forehead, grabbed a sweet bun for the road, and stepped out into the hallway.

The fortress was a maze of dark wood and stone, but it felt remarkably cozy. Servants bowed respectfully as I passed, but they didn’t tremble. They offered warm smiles and quiet "Good mornings."

I followed Yua’s directions, turning left at a room filled with terrifying spiked weapons, and stopped in front of a pair of heavy sliding doors. The two massive guards stationed there immediately straightened, bowing deeply.

"Lady Kitsune," one of them rumbled. "The Lord is inside."

He slid the door open for me.

I stepped into the study and froze.

The room was lined from floor to ceiling with scrolls and leather-bound books. Sunlight filtered through the window, catching the dust motes dancing in the air.

Sitting behind a massive wooden desk was the Demon Prince.

But he didn’t look like a warlord. He was wearing a loose, comfortable white inner robe. His long pink hair was tied back in a messy, low ponytail.

And perched on the bridge of his perfect, aristocratic nose was a pair of wire-rimmed reading glasses.

Oh gods, my brain short-circuited. He has reading glasses. This is not fair.

Akira looked up from his scroll. The moment he saw me, the exhausted pinch between his brows vanished. He took the glasses off, setting them carefully on the desk, and a slow, devastatingly handsome smile spread across his face.

"You are awake," Akira said, his deep voice washing over me like a physical touch. He stood up, walking around the desk.

"I slept for a whole day," I said, my heart doing that ridiculous fluttery thing it always did when he looked at me. "You should have woken me up. You have a fortress to run, you don’t need to baby me."

"You absorbed a shrine’s worth of holy fire to save my life," Akira murmured, stopping just a few inches away. He reached out, his warm fingers gently tucking a stray lock of my gray hair behind my ear. "You can sleep for a week if you wish."

His gaze slowly dropped from my eyes, taking in the heavy midnight blue layers I was wearing. The northern colors. His clan’s colors.

His breath hitched slightly. The intensity in his amber eyes dialed up so fast I physically felt the temperature in the room rise.

"The North suits you," he said softly, his voice dropping an octave.

"It’s very warm," I babbled, suddenly hyper-aware of how close he was. "Yua said the capital silk wouldn’t survive the wind. Also, Rin is eating her weight in steamed buns, which is great because she needs the calories."

Akira chuckled, his thumb brushing my cheekbone before he let his hand drop. He knew he was making me nervous, and he was absolutely enjoying it. The slow-burn torture was mutual.

"I am glad she is recovering," Akira smiled. "And how are you faring? Does the mark ache?"

"No, it’s fine," I promised, resting a hand over my chest. "Just... peaceful."

Before he could say anything else, the heavy doors to the study were violently thrown open.

Commander Tomoe stood in the doorway, looking absolutely exasperated. She dragged a heavily armored hand down her scarred face.

"My Lord," Tomoe sighed heavily. "I need permission to throw your ancient spirit into the moat."

Akira pinched the bridge of his nose. The romantic tension popped like a soap bubble. "What has he done now?"

"He has unionized the kitchen staff," Tomoe said deadpan.

I choked on a laugh. "He did what?"

"Come and see for yourself," Tomoe groaned, turning on her heel.

Akira and I followed the Commander through the winding halls, down a flight of stone stairs, and into the massive, cavernous main kitchens of the keep.

It was absolute chaos.

A dozen burly northern cooks were standing in a line, looking completely terrified. And sitting cross-legged on the main chopping block, still trapped in his twelve-year-old boy form, was Yuki.

He was wearing a fresh, violently expensive-looking silk kimono. His fluffy white cat ears twitched as he held up a massive piece of premium, raw salmon.

"Look at the marbling on this!" Yuki shrieked, waving the fish at the trembling head chef. "It is an insult to the ocean! I demanded the belly cut, you absolute peasant! I am a nine-hundred-year-old deity, and my palate is refined!"

To emphasize his point, Yuki snapped his fingers. A tiny spark of blue yokai fire erupted from the chopping block, making the cooks jump back in terror.

"Furthermore," Yuki announced, taking a bite out of an apple he had stolen, "I have reviewed your working conditions. They are abysmal! The Lord of the North demands fourteen-hour shifts from his culinary artists? Outrageous! From now on, we demand mandatory nap times and a strictly salmon-based bonus structure!"

"He’s a menace," Tomoe muttered to Akira. "Give the word, My Lord. I will punt him into the snow."

"Yuki," Akira sighed, stepping into the kitchen. His Warlord aura flared just enough to freeze the room. "Get off the counter."

Yuki paused, mid-chew. He looked at Akira, then looked at me. His turquoise eyes narrowed.

"Ah, the lovebirds emerge from their nest," Yuki mocked, kicking his small, sandaled feet. "I suppose you expect me to survive on table scraps now that the Lady of the House is awake?"

I rolled my sleeves up. Warlord or not, Akira was clearly too tired to deal with this. It was time for the basement rat to handle things.

I marched right up to the chopping block, ignoring the blue fire flickering around the boy’s twin tails.

"Listen to me, you fluffy tyrant," I said, pointing a stern finger right in his face. "You are twelve years old right now. Twelve-year-olds do not demand premium sashimi, and they certainly don’t threaten the people making their food. Apologize to the chef."

Yuki gasped. "You wouldn’t dare speak to me like this if I had fur!"

"But you don’t have fur, do you?" I challenged, crossing my arms. "So until you drop this aesthetic strike and turn back into a cat, you are a human child under my roof. Apologize, or I will personally feed your salmon to the spectral-wolves."

The entire kitchen went dead silent. The cooks stared at me in absolute shock. I had just threatened a sacred, magical beast.

Yuki stared at me. His fluffy white ears flattened against his head.

"You’re bluffing," Yuki hissed.

"Try me," I raised an eyebrow.

We had a stare-down. Nine hundred years of ancient magical arrogance against nineteen years of dealing with a terrible uncle.

I won.

Yuki let out a dramatic, put-upon sigh that echoed through the massive room.

"Fine!" the boy groaned, tossing his white hair. He looked at the trembling head chef. "I apologize for insulting your knife skills. Your salmon is... adequate."

"Thank you," I smiled sweetly. I reached over and ruffled his messy white hair. "Now get down. You can have the belly cut for lunch if you behave."

Yuki swatted my hand away, but he hopped off the counter. He grumbled something under his breath about disrespectful humans and stormed out of the kitchen, his twin tails swishing angrily.

The cooks all let out a collective breath of relief.

"My Lady," the head chef whispered, looking at me like I was an actual god. "Thank you."

I turned around to find Tomoe grinning like a proud wolf, and Akira watching me with a look of absolute, unadulterated awe.

"I think," Tomoe laughed, slapping Akira on his armored shoulder, "your wife is going to fit in just fine around here, My Lord."

Akira didn’t answer. He just kept looking at me, his amber eyes completely blown wide.

"Come with me," Akira said suddenly. He walked over, gently grabbing my wrist, and pulled me out of the kitchen before I could even grab another sweet bun.

"Wait, where are we going?" I asked, stumbling slightly to keep up with his long strides.

"To the one place in this fortress that menace cannot find us," Akira replied.

He led me through a series of quiet, empty corridors in the deepest part of the keep. The stone walls eventually gave way to heavy wooden doors intricately carved with cherry blossoms and northern pines.

He pushed the doors open.

A wave of warm, humid air washed over my face. It smelled heavily of damp earth, blooming orchids, and rich minerals.

We stepped inside, and I gasped.

It was a massive indoor garden, built directly over a natural geothermal hot spring. Steam rose gently from the clear, bubbling pools of water surrounded by smooth black stones. Lush green ferns and bright purple orchids bloomed everywhere, thriving in the trapped heat despite the blizzard raging outside the glass skylights.

It was a secret, tropical paradise hidden in the middle of a frozen wasteland.

"Akira," I breathed, spinning around to look at the massive ferns. "This is beautiful."

"My mother built it," Akira said softly, walking over to the edge of the largest hot spring. "She hated the cold. Before the Emperor killed her and exiled me... this was her sanctuary. Now, it is mine."

I stopped spinning. The playful energy completely drained out of me, replaced by a sudden, heavy wave of empathy. He had brought me to his most sacred, private place.

I walked over to him, standing quietly by his side as we watched the steam rise from the water.

"I want you to have it," Akira murmured, turning to face me.

"What?" I blinked.

He reached into the wide sleeve of his inner robe and pulled out a small, beautifully carved wooden box. He popped the latch and lifted the lid.

Resting on a bed of dark velvet was an exquisite hairpin. It was crafted from pure silver, shaped like a delicate, twin-tailed fox wrapped around a beautiful, tear-drop sapphire.

"You gave up everything in the capital to save my life," Akira said, his voice thick with raw emotion. He took the hairpin out of the box, stepping incredibly close to me. "I cannot give you the sun, Kitsune. But I can give you the warmth of my home. And my absolute protection."

He slowly raised his hand, sliding the cold silver pin into my light gray hair, securing my messy half-up style perfectly.

His knuckles brushed against my cheek. I looked up into his intense, amber eyes. The steam swirling around us made the rest of the world completely disappear.

"It’s beautiful," I whispered, my heart hammering a frantic rhythm against my ribs. "Thank you."

"You are the Lady of the North," Akira murmured, his gaze dropping to my lips. "This fortress is yours. I am yours. Whenever you are ready."

The slow burn was going to kill me. But looking at the man standing in front of me, I realized I wouldn’t mind dying a little bit every day if it meant I got to keep him.

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