Disaster-Level Player Is Too Good at Broadcasting

Chapter 135: « Sleeping Beauty [1] »

Disaster-Level Player Is Too Good at Broadcasting

Chapter 135: « Sleeping Beauty [1] »

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Chapter 135: « Sleeping Beauty [1] »

The Safe Zone dissolved around us, and we stepped into a forest that smelled like rotting flowers.

The trees were wrong. Their bark had a wet, organic texture, like muscle tissue wrapped around bone. Thorns the size of daggers grew from every branch, dripping a syrupy amber sap that hissed when it hit the ground. Above us, the sky was choked with a canopy of briars so thick that only thin shafts of sickly green light penetrated through.

A system window materialized, its borders adorned with twisted roses.

『Floor 21: The Fable of the Sleeping Beauty’s Thorn』

『Main Scenario: Awaken the Slumbering Princess』

『Objective: Pierce the thicket of thorns, slay the dragon, and bestow the awakening kiss.』 𝕗𝐫𝐞𝕖𝕨𝐞𝗯𝚗𝕠𝘃𝐞𝚕.𝐜𝗼𝚖

『The Story: A kingdom cursed to eternal slumber. Only true love’s kiss can break the spell.』

『Warning: The thorns remember. The sleepers dream of you.』

"Oh, wonderful," Ji-won muttered, poking at a nearby thorn with his boot. The thing twitched, curling away from his touch like a living thing.

"A fairy tale floor right after we broke the narrative engine. I’m sure the Tower isn’t going to be petty about this at all."

Ha-neul was already pulling up her interface, scrolling through her database of floor guides.

"Okay, Floor 21... classic wave defense with a boss rush finale. We fight through the briar patch, kill sleeping knights that wake up when we get close, defeat the dragon at the tower, then someone kisses the princess. Standard fantasy trope exploitation."

She paused.

"The guides recommend bringing fire magic and slashing weapons. The thorns are weak to flames."

I was staring at the path ahead. Through the twisted maze of briars, I could see the silhouette of a tower in the distance. It was impossibly tall, wrapped in thorns so thick they looked like a second skin. At the very top, barely visible through the haze, was a single window with a dim golden light.

"The guides are wrong," I said quietly.

Everyone turned to look at me.

"What do you mean?" Seol-ah asked, her hand already on her dagger.

"I mean the guides were written by people who cleared this floor the ’correct’ way. They fought the knights, killed the dragon, kissed the princess, and then barely survived the apocalypse she unleashed." I walked forward, carefully avoiding a cluster of thorns that were actively reaching toward my ankle. "In the Old World, Floor 21 had a ninety-two percent fatality rate. The highest of any floor in the twenties."

Sang-ho’s face went pale. "Ninety-two percent? But Ha-neul said it was a standard fantasy floor!"

"It is," I said. "Right up until you kiss her."

Ha-neul was frantically scrolling now. "Wait, wait... there’s a footnote here. ’After awakening the princess, prepare for—’ oh. Oh, that’s... that’s a lot of skulls in the difficulty rating."

I knelt down and touched the ground. The soil was warm, almost feverish. I could feel a pulse beneath my fingers, slow and rhythmic. "The princess isn’t cursed. She *is* the curse. The whole forest, the thorns, the sleeping knights—they’re all extensions of her. A parasitic plant hive-mind using a human host."

"So we’re walking into a giant organism that wants to eat us," Ji-won said flatly. "Great. And here I thought we’d get one floor to relax."

"The dragon isn’t the villain," I continued. "It’s the warden. The old king placed it there to keep the princess sealed. If we kill it, we’re doing exactly what the hive-mind wants."

Seol-ah crouched beside me, studying the pulsing ground. "So what’s the play? We can’t just leave the floor uncleared."

"We have two options," I said. "We help the dragon reinforce the seal, or we kill the princess while she’s still asleep." I stood up, brushing dirt from my hands. "Either way, we’re going off-script again."

"The Constellations are going to love that," Ha-neul said weakly.

A low moan echoed through the forest. From behind a curtain of thorns, a figure stumbled into view. It was a knight in ornate silver armor, but the metal was corroded and overgrown with moss. Vines had grown through the gaps in his visor, and his movements were jerky, puppeted by the thorns that had threaded through his joints.

His health bar appeared above his head: **[Briar-Knight (Dreaming)] - Level 35**.

"Sleeping knights that wake up when we get close," Ha-neul recited from memory. "The standard strat is to lure them one at a time and—"

The knight’s head snapped toward us. Then six more stumbled out from the undergrowth. Then a dozen. Their eyes glowed with that same sickly green light that filtered through the canopy.

"Or they all wake up at once," Ha-neul finished in a small voice. "That’s... that’s also a possibility."

"Defensive formation!" Ji-won roared, his berserker aura flaring red. He’d gotten his confidence back after Floor 20, and he charged forward with his fists raised. "I’ll hold the front! Sang-ho, keep the heals coming!"

The fight was messy. The Briar-Knights were slow but relentless. Every time we cut one down, the thorns on the ground would grab its corpse and drag it back into the undergrowth. Within minutes, we’d be fighting the same enemy again, reassembled and angrier.

Seol-ah moved like smoke through their ranks, her daggers finding the weak points where the vines had replaced tendons. "They’re not regenerating!" she shouted. "They’re being recycled! The forest is rebuilding them from the same biomass!"

"Burn the bodies!" I called out. I didn’t have fire magic, but I had something better. I used [Exchange] to swap a knight’s helmet with a torch from a distant brazier. The flaming brand materialized in my hand, and I drove it into the fallen knight’s chest.

The body ignited with a whoosh. The vines shrieked—actually shrieked—as they recoiled from the flames. The entire forest seemed to shudder.

"Fire works!" Ji-won laughed, grabbing another torch. "Finally, something straightforward!"

We pushed through the briar path, burning bodies as we went. The forest fought back. Thorn-golems emerged from the walls—massive constructs of twisted wood and barbs that swung limbs like battering rams. Ha-neul coordinated our movements, calling out weak points and patterns. Sang-ho kept us alive with rapid-fire healing spells, and I used [Exchange] to create chaos, swapping enemy weapons with rocks or their armor with rotting logs.

After what felt like hours, we reached a clearing. In the center stood a fountain, long dry, with a statue of a beautiful woman holding a rose. At the base of the statue was an inscription in a language that the system helpfully translated:

*"Here lies the mercy of King Aldric. Here lies the prison of his daughter. Let her sleep eternal, for her waking is the end of all things."*

"Cheerful," Seol-ah said.

Beyond the fountain, the path split into two directions. To the left, a narrow trail wound upward toward the tower where the princess slept. To the right, a wide stone staircase descended into what looked like a massive cavern entrance. From the cavern came the sound of deep, rhythmic breathing.

"The dragon," Ji-won said.

I walked toward the cavern entrance. The breathing was incredibly slow—one inhale every thirty seconds. I peered into the darkness and saw the faint glimmer of golden scales. The creature was enormous, easily the size of a cathedral. Its body was wrapped in chains that glowed with fading runes, and thorns had begun to grow over the chains, trying to corrode the magic that bound them.

"The seal is failing," I said. "The hive-mind is trying to break through to the dragon, probably to kill it or subsume it."

Ha-neul checked her guide again. "According to this, we’re supposed to ignore the dragon until after we wake the princess. Then it becomes a raid boss that we have to fight alongside the princess herself." She looked up at me. "I’m guessing that’s the apocalypse scenario you mentioned?"

"Exactly. The princess wakes up, immediately goes berserk, and the dragon is forced to fight us because we freed the thing it was supposed to be guarding. Most parties get pincer-attacked and wiped out within minutes."

"So we talk to the dragon first," Seol-ah said.

"We talk to the dragon first," I agreed.

We descended the stone stairs. The temperature dropped with every step, and the sound of breathing grew louder. Finally, we entered the cavern proper.

The dragon was magnificent and terrible. Its scales were burnished gold, each one the size of a shield. Its eyes were closed, but I could see them moving beneath the lids, dreaming. The chains that bound it were ancient, inscribed with runes I recognized from the Old World—binding magic from the first generation of the Tower.

"Great Wyrm," I called out, my voice echoing in the vast space. "We seek parley."

For a long moment, nothing happened. Then one massive eye cracked open. It was the color of molten amber, and it fixed on me with an intelligence that was utterly human.

"Parley," the dragon rumbled. Its voice was like an avalanche given speech. "The briars send climbers to negotiate now? How... unexpected."

"We’re not with the briars," I said. "We’re climbers. We’ve come to clear this floor."

The dragon’s eye narrowed. "Then you have come to awaken her. You have come to doom yourselves and this realm." The chains rattled as it shifted slightly. "I have guarded her slumber for a century. I will guard it for a century more. Leave, or become fertilizer for her garden."

"We don’t want to wake her," I said. "We want to help you reinforce the seal."

The eye widened. Then the dragon began to laugh. It was a deep, booming sound that shook dust from the cavern ceiling.

"Help me? A group of morsels no bigger than my smallest claw, offering to help me?" The dragon’s amusement was palpable. "Why would you do such a thing? The Tower’s story demands you wake the princess. The constellations demand it. Your quest demands it."

I met the dragon’s gaze. "Because I’m very good at ruining stories."

The dragon stared at me for a long moment. Then it smiled, revealing teeth like swords.

"I think," the dragon said slowly, "that I like you, little morsel."

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