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... ine and weak all over. My arms hurt and I felt strange...confused. My surroundings were blurry and the air smelled strongly of flowers.

"Wha...go...ing on?" My body felt heavy and it was difficult to talk...my voice sounded weird.

My skull throbbed like a drum, lolling to one side as if it had a mind of its own. I was sort of on my feet? Maybe? My arms were up in the air, above me? I could really use some of that stuff Perla called deodorant right about now. Where the hell is Per ...

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