Vaudevillain - I Mustache You A Question (9)

In his first life, he was the legendary hero who achieved the impossible, slaying the Demon King. But his reward wasn't glory, it was betrayal. Feared by the gods who ruled the world, they conspired to strike him down, murdering him without mercy.But Kai's soul managed to reincarnate in a modern and ordinary Japan. However, after a tragic accident on Earth, Kai returns to the world where he was once killed.Lyla, the tenth goddess and the only one who didn't betray him, never stopped watching him, she has waited for this moment for centuries. Her love is as vast as the universe... and just as dangerous. To protect her favorite, she has sacrificed her power to grant him a tool never seen before, The System.Now, Kai with no memory of his first life and Lyla must navigate a world fractured into nineteen kingdoms, dominated by the religions of the other nine corrupt gods who feast on the faith of the masses. With an obsessive goddess by his side and a power that grows constantly, Kai begins his grand revenge.

Travel through the world of martial arts, get a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to be the number one kidnapper in the universe.

As long as you don’t want to tie it, there is nothing you can’t tie!

Guo Jing, your daughter has been kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If you don’t want me to do anything to her, you can exchange it with Jiuyin Zhenjing and Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon!

What, so obedient?

Then I’ll give you a grandson for free.

…………

Yang Guo, your aunt was kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If she knew the face, she would have cut up her own little penis!

What? Yin Zhiping, do you want to cut too?

Well, I will send you a dragon-slaying knife, cut iron like mud, and guarantee that there will be no pain!

…………

Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter have been tied up by Lao Tzu, hurry up and hand over all the martial arts secrets of Yi Yang Finger, Six Meridian Divine Sword, etc., and then kill yourself!

What? Want to have sex with your wives again before you die?

Fuck you, they have been scolded by Lao Tzu “Japanese…

- Description from novelbuddy

21st century superstar Jian Nai’s friend encountered a scumbag who cheated money from people. As soon as the other party walked away, his friend became the laughing stock of the entire entertainment circle overnight!

Jian Nai immediately decided to take revenge on behalf of his friend, preparing to make the scumbag pay the price for playing with other’s feelings and then dump him!

Jian Nai : “Baby, I just got off work, and you?”

The other party : “Just finished the battle with the invading army.”

Jian Nai : “Honey, I will cook for you in the kitchen. What do you like to eat?”

The other party : “Nutrition solution.”

“… …”

Getting along for a while, he finally dumped the other party and said he was just playing around. After saying the harsh words, he realised– it’s over, he copied the wrong ID!

Not only did he add the wrong person, the other party was not even a person from Earth at all!

- Description from Novelupdates

The young surgeon Zhao Heng awakened to a superpower. He is able to pick up various medical attributes in the hospital, and thus he steps onto the pinnacle of success.“Ding, you gained +1 experience in [Abdominal Trauma Emergency Surgery].”“Ding, you picked up [Paravertebral Block Puncture Technique (mastered)]...”