Two and Half Men - Reborn as Jake Harper - Chapter 1: Pilot Episode

[Be warned fellow Daoist, you are in an unsafe zone where boneage below the 18, shall not walk on. If your Dao Heart is weak, turn around and leave. ][Not typical villain novel + No pure wish fulfillment + Highly cinematic action. ]***Wang Tianmo gets reincarnated into the body of a trash, simp, beta villain—who would hand over all his resources to the heroine, only for her to choose the chosen son of density and leave him, causing his inner demon to take over.However, the Current Tianmo, now equipped with a mysterious system that has gained ego after READING stories i.e became a profound reader, and multiple blessings, is now on the hunt for protagonists. What's more, he literally has infinite wealth and unlimited resources provided by the system.However, what do you mean by heaven isn't a passive player but an active player?! Heaven actively plays the role of strengthening the protagonist and protects them!?... Damn, plot armor can't be that necessary, can it?!Saving those chosen ones no matter what?! What kind of concept is this?! Just because someone changed their destiny, heaven sent a backup?! Holy shit.**Note: Killing protagonists will be a little hard. Mc is Evil as he will actively hunt all peerless treasure and in the process, he will wipe out clans, families, bloodlines, sects, etc.This isn't outright omnipotent Mc... Mc has a special ability which allows him to steal the abilities of the protagonist after beating them senseless or killing them, so, after a long run, he will have multiple cheats and systems function—100X rebate, Auto-cultivation, world hopping, clan building benefits, family building benefits, etc.It is a strong to very strong realm quickly based on age setting but not the world setting. Don't be disappointed by an early loss, because, how can a new cultivator fight against nascent souls realm cultivators that have lived for 3000 years?..In short, Mc gets all the cheats and systems as you can imagine by beating the protagonists but beating them is hard...This is also a slow-paced novel but I can guarantee profound smut. The majesty of Dual cultivation shall shake the nine heavens and even corrupt the powerful saint, with a mere chant.Here are tags:Eastern ( mostly Asian concept), Xiuxian, Xianxia, Xuanhuan, Slow pace, Dual cultivation, Clan building, sect building, family building, complex family relationship-mc kills his own beother, Smart characters, Manipulative characters, decent female leads, smart female leads, Green-tea female leads, NETORI, smart side characters, Talented MC, multiple cheats, protagonist-hunting, Multiple worlds, magic, cultivation, world traveling, best taming, female lead taming, Cold Mc, Manipulative Mc, Villainious Mc, Evil Mc, No-love at first sight, slow burn feelings, Highly Cultured Dual Cultivation, early pregnancy (I mean why not?).No Yuri, No Netorare.Fully Cultural. Peak. GOATed. Unfiltered.Discord: https://discord.gg/ET9PCUKsUq( Highly uncensored images on discord. )

Might is truth!

Iron-blooded Prime Minister Bismarck once said: “To solve major contemporary problems, we cannot rely on speeches and parliamentary resolutions… we must rely on iron and blood.”

Qin Tian, ​​a military enthusiast, was reborn as the fifth son of William II, Prince Oscar . Originally, he just wanted to eat and wait to die, but by accident, he became the heir to the empire.

For his own life, Qin Tian had to do everything possible to let Germany win the war!

Qin Tian’s goal: “Use the German sword to obtain land for the German plow, obtain daily bread for the German people, and fight for the land under the sun for the German nation!”

The girl submerged in the bottom of the lake suddenly opens her eyes. The noble ChuChao Gongzhu [Princess] becomes an abandoned daughter and woman. No problem. This type of slag father is not worth mentioning. By virtue of her exquisite medical skills, she becomes famous in the world. Slag father wants to reunite? Close the door, let out the dogs! Shizi [Heir of a noble title] wants to ask for marriage? Let him wait in line! The Regent has a chronic illness? Perfect. Godly doctor becomes a poison doctor. Let him neither live nor die and taste the pain of his evil deeds. She exacts bloody vengeance. Appointed Wuguo Gongzhu, she returns to her noble life. Slag father regrets, sister envies, stepmother hates!

“….Krische-sama, are you not afraid of killing people?”

“……? No. After all, it doesn’t hurt Krische.”

Although gifted with the talent to do anything with ease, the girl lacked empathy.

In her world, there is only loss and profit. No goodwill, no love.

Inhumanly recognizing cold, mathematical logic as everything, she looks at everything in the world through calculating lens.

Return given profit with profit, loss with loss.

The girl was undoubtedly pure, yet undeniably abnormal—

Her favorite things are cooking, food, and being pampered.

Her specialty is mu*der.

—- This is the story of a slightly unhinged girl being surrounded by kind and loving people, and her journey to find happiness.