The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He - Chapter 3

I Transmigrated into that trashy novel?!After a strange incident, Alden Finn, a popular streamer and avid webnovel reader finds himself trapped in the body of a main character from a novel he had once labeled as being pure trash.The worst part? Even the main character in the novel seems to be doomed to fail.Now stuck in this world, Alden has to somehow figure out a way to change his fate.Can he survive in this world?And oh my... a shocking scene to behold.It seemed that lady luck was rather on his side.He unexpectedly awakens a rare, SSS-grade talent: the character merge system.With It, not only can he merge with any character he desires, but he can also copy their skills and attributes.Despite being armed with a limitless potential.Rewriting the story won't be easy.Will Alden be able to change the novel's plot and make it to the top, or will his inevitable doom be the first to catch up to him?

[Are you crippled?][Did your fiancé break the engagement?][Did you lose your family to a demon attack? Are you the last surviving member of your clan, seeking revenge?][Does your family look at you with pity because you're the only one without any innate spiritual roots?][Are you tired of being told that you're a 'waste of resources'?][Are you stuck with no way to progress? Are you tired of being weak and helpless?][Well, have no fear! This Supreme Master is here to help you!]

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it.

And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true!

Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!!

I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write!

I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want!

Eh?

A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person?

There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those?

Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy.

What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy?

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Notes:

Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter.