The Silly Alchemist - Chapter 16 – Birthday Present

What does it feel like to find yourself inside the novel of an author you hated? How will you survive in a world that's filled with cliché? Well, something similar happened here.

Once there was an unpopular fantasy novel author. His life was pretty messed up—no, he made it messed up. And remember I said messed up, not sad.

Due to certain reasons, he ended up never having the life that an average teenage boy should have.

But soon he was freed from that life as he died due to a lovey-dovey couple. He was freed but he had regrets…after all, he didn’t make his life that way because he wanted to.

The things he did were the result of his condition and impulses.

It seems luck was on his side at that moment, seconds after he closed his eyes and died, those eyes opened again but this time they were gazing at a world different from his old one.

He got a second chance! Now he will live a new life, a life he wanted to live! This time he can live, grow old, and then die in a “normal” way! The way things should have happened in his former life.

Though it turns out he also had a good amount of bad luck on his side as well.

Later he found out that the world he reincarnated in was the same as the novel of an author he hated the most. The only person he never wanted to talk to again…he was reincarnated inside that very person’s novel.

This is his story! The story of the man who was known by the name “Zero” in his second life. The story of how he survived without plot armor in a world filled with cliché situations, only in the favor of the MC of that novel.

This is, Author’s Reincarnation in a Fantasy Setting!!

#I just want to be a licking dog in peace#
#Don’t fucking chase me. I just lick you for the bonus, so you just take advantage of it for nothing? #
Chao Ci is a fast wearer with excellent performance, and his task is to lick the dog of the protagonist.
No one does this kind of thankless work, but Chao Ci did it well for bonuses and performance.
The protagonist treats me as a stand-in, should I be willing to lick him? No problem!
The protagonist Long Aotian is just using me but I want to chase him wildly. What does he want from me? No problem!
When Chao Ci got the bonus after completing all the tasks, he was pulled back after a few days of being dashing.
I heard that every time he was a dog licker, the protagonist turned black, and he was forcibly pulled back… exm? ?
[Heartless and heartless, only **Jin is super good-looking and heartwarming, but I don’t know that X is very fond of it, but I don’t admit that the last crematorium is super arrogant and arrogant]
①Reincarnated and transcended the calamity X the young son of the mortal world vase family:
In the past, Chao Ci treated the gods very well, but the gods didn’t care about the mere mortals. After the calamity was over, he erased the memory of the Chao Ci and went to the god realm. Later, the gods had no time to repent and return to the mortal world, but the court speech whose memory was erased already had other sweethearts.
②Dark Liudian’s male main attack X gave money to resource tool people and the big boss received:
The father died tragically, and the male protagonist was ordered to inherit the sect. At this time, the distraction period Danny, who is famous in the cultivation world, said in his speech that he could give money and resources to his sect as a shelter, on the condition that the male protagonist will be his Taoist companion for five years, will he do it? The male protagonist grinned: It’s done.
After that, Chao Ci took his heart and heart to him, and obeyed his words. At the end of the five-year period, the male protagonist was already in the Mahayana period standing at the top of the cultivation world. He thought that Chao Ci would stay behind, but he simply left.
Oh, you just leave when you say go?
③The rich second-generation actor who ran away from home attacked the beauty of the US dollar:
In the past, Chaoci gave money and resources in exchange for indifference and scandals, but now Chaoci wants to go out, but can only be checked every day [tcl]
④Ba total attack X stand-in (not) subject
In the past, Chao Ci knew that he was a stand-in, but he still worked diligently to be a good stand-in every day and did his due diligence. Now Chao Ci just wanted to break up, and Glass Xinba always wondered if he had changed his mind.
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hint:
There should be more than these in the world, and the order of the copy does not represent the actual order
The three views of the characters do not represent the three views of the author, but serve the plot
The author is written by Mo Dewen. The protagonist is a heartthrob Su who has broken his leg. If he doesn’t like it, he can escape.
Content tags: special liking, fast wear, wear book, cool text
Search keyword: Protagonist: Chao Ci ┃ Supporting role: Pre-received text: “My wife and I were reborn together” ┃Others:
One-sentence introduction: I just want bonuses and performance!
Purpose: pay always pays off

- Description from novelbuddy

Yun Ling, on the eve of his sixteenth birthday, faces mixed feelings from his younger sisters, Yun Wei and Yun Chu, about the upcoming test to determine his cultivation talent—a critical milestone in this world where martial prowess can define one’s destiny.Despite their teasing and doubts, Yun Ling harbors a secret determination fueled by a tragic past. He’s not originally from Blue Star but a transmigrator who lost his parents at a young age and witnessed his father’s mu*der—a powerful martial artist and vice master of the Golden Wind Martial Club. Adopted by Yun Jinglin, Yun Ling has lived with a burning desire for revenge against his father’s killer, now a grandmaster level martial cultivator.On Blue Star, a planet transformed by disaster thirty years ago that unleashed ferocious beasts and dark demonic energy, humans discovered the power of vitality, giving rise to superhuman warriors and a new era of martial cultivation.Will he possess the cultivation talent needed to pursue his quest for revenge and protect those he cares for in a world where ferocious beasts and martial might reign supreme?

Lu Xiao had followed his master for eighteen years, excelling in both medicine and martial arts.After five years of military service, he returned to the city to search for his origins.Faced with flashes of knives and shadows of swords, he was decisive in killing, dominating everyone.When it came to the matters of the heart, he said, “Still… the Young Miss is the best.”