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... h right now, streaming through my cheap-ass blackout curtains (can't even do their ONE job) and landing right on my face. My dick's morning-hard against my thigh, and I'm sweaty from sleeping naked again 'cause the AC's still broken.

I roll over, burying my head under the pillow, but the universe clearly has other plans. The light ain't going anywhere, and the city outside is already alive and kicking. Traffic, chatter, the whole nine yards.

[Fine. Fine! I'm up, you celestial ass ...

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