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... ded the Emerald Whirlwind to herself a bit, she thought she was Aster's lover, so she left her for last.

But now she wasn't in the mood to continue with this, or so she though until she remembered that last girl actually had a need of her, so the Emerald Whirlwind stubbornly decided to listen to Vivian's answer too.

A couple of seconds later, she was occupying her clone's place and stopped her previous interaction to directly speak with Vivian.

"Unfortunately, your body i ...

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