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... would be much more difficult to deal with if shit hit the fan.

[[Well…shit…if it walks like a duck…]] Cynrik started to say, only to have his statement added on by Selene first, then Brance.

[[And it quacks like a duck.]]

[[Then…IT'S A FUCKING DUCK, Cynrik; this has to be a fucking trap; there is no way it's not.]]

[[No shit, captain obvious, we always knew there would be some fuckery afoot when we stepped out of Jessup's, but I didn't account for something like t ...

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