The Most Random System - Chapter 700 - 362: In Front of My House Are Two Trees—One Is a Hawthorn Tree, the Other Is Also a Hawthorn Tree

In a world similar to ours, ether appears and changes everything forever. While it grants humans unique powers, it has also brought forth the Calamities—sentient monsters with a single purpose: to wipe out humanity.The story takes place 1,000 years after the arrival of ether. We follow Sirius, a sharp-minded young man with a unique sense of humor, trying to survive in this chaos. But despite himself, he gets caught up in the pursuit of ether’s secrets and its true origin

He was the final boss.The monster at the end of the world.The unbeatable nightmare humanity couldn’t kill.Then one day… he quit.Why?Because he saw two hunters having sex in his dungeon and realized Earth might have something way better than world domination.Now, disguised as a “totally normal guy” working at a sketchy restaurant, the most overpowered being in existence is on a personal mission:Sleep with every type of human woman.Catgirls? Yes. Elves? Hopefully. Tsundere sword babes? Absolutely.But hiding his god-level powers isn’t easy—especially when:His cooking accidentally gives people magic orgasmsAn E-rank hero gets famous for “defeating” him (total accident)Women keep throwing themselves at him... and monsters do tooAnd a suspicious ex-goddess shows up asking why he’s working night shifts at a ramen shopHe wanted pleasure.He got a restaurant job, a harem of disasters, and a world that keeps trying to make him a hero.This is not how conquering Earth was supposed to go..__________________________________No NTR, No Yuri

[Cute Baby • Sweet & Satisfying • Contract Signed]A missing billionaire lands—half-dead—on her couch.Five years earlier she crawled out of a fire her own blood set. Now she’s back, four-year-old sidekick in tow, to save the stranger she found on her doorstep.He looks harmless, eats her snacks, then—snap!—shreds the white-lotus neighbor, gifts hugs, kisses, and a life that suddenly runs on easy mode.Wait a minute, why are those people respectfully calling him CEO…?!