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... who do not read this will be banned indefinitely.

Last time I wrote something as a joke, too many people called me a boomer, so I’ll keep it short.

Do not mess with the Integrated Dimensional Community Communication Channel.

Anyone trying something funny will have their planet blown away, so be aware.

There might be some thinking, 'Ah, I’m strong, so I’ll be fine’.

But well, who knows… I wouldn’t be so sure…

Anyway, mfers who think they’re hotshots ...

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