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... old bones.

Before he could even sit up on his own, he had a flurry of concerned sect members all hovering over his head and trying to help him up.

"T-Take it easy, Abbott!"

"You may have a knot on your head, sir…"

"Where's our medic??!"

"…"

Abbott Tang lashed out with his cane and struck the three disciples closest to him on their heads.

"Hmph! I'm not some bumbling old man who needs the coddling of whippersnappers like you lot! Make room!" ...

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