The Black Beast’s Useless Concubine - Chapter 29

Do you still remember Contra’s secret skill to summon 30 lives?

Do you remember the excitement when Pokemon caught Pikachu?

Do you remember the location of the hidden mushrooms in Super Mario?

Do you still remember the hard work of farming in Ranch Story?

Do you still remember the blood-warming series?

Tank Wars on FC, Bomberman, Double Dragon, Cat and Mouse, Red Fortress, Jackie Chan Kick Hall… The King of Fighters on GBA, Metal Slug, Golden Sun, Naruto, One Piece, Ace Attorney, Fire Emblem… This one A familiar name, buried many of our childhood memories.

And the Fruit Ninja, Plants vs. Zombies, Fishing Master and Angry Birds of Android phones have brought us much joy.

Warning, because the movie world, arcade world, and large game world have been excessively damaged, the data is currently being reset! The dream space is opened this time, and the selected scenes are:

FC red and white machine world, GBA handheld world, and Android phone world!

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[Please transform.] [The penalty for disobedience is death.] I am saying this because I have been wronged. Help me!

Become famous early, make money early, and enjoy the joy of life in America with both fame and fortune.The Great America, Hollywood, business warfare, entertainment industry, celebrities and movies…“Do you know what my favorite movie is?”“The Wolf of Wall Street?”“Yes, these sentences are really amazing!!”【The world of investing can be a jungle. Bulls. Bears. Danger at every turn】【I'm talking about normal people, working-class, everyday people. Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy? There's no such fuckin' thing as an Amish Buddhist】【Are you behind on your credit card bills? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America!!!】

During one of our arguments, my younger brother taunted me, claiming that I only knew how to depend on guys to get me through MMOs. In a fit of anger, I was spurred on by his words and decided to defeat my brother without depending on anyone else. By some coincidence, a new game called “Second Life” was about to go on the market and thus I started from scratch as a player. What’s more, I was the first person ever to log onto the game. The beautiful GM told me that I could have one wish granted… Humph! I. Want. To. Become. A. Guy!Shit, I accidentally became too super-ultra-incredibly handsome, now there’s a beautiful GM with designs on my virtue, waaaaah…!… OH MY GOD! A girl wants to make me her trophy husband!Heavens, what a hottie… Wait, what? He’s actually GAY and he’s hitting on me?! Go to hell! When I’m a girl you’re not interested, so why the hell do you want me now? With an incredibly hilarious main character, incredibly bizarre companions, and an incredible journey of growing up and self-discovery, how will things pan out? Even God is playing a guessing game…