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... king people laugh.

Interviewer: Oh! That’s a very useful skill to have in the service industry. How do you make them laugh?

Clown: I tell them jokes.

Interviewer: Let me hear one.

Clown: How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Interviewer: Puns, huh. As an extra question, where do you see yourself working here in five years?

Clown: Firing you.

Interviewer: …

Clown: That’s also a joke.

Interviewer: Oh. Your sense of humor asid ...

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