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... impulse and wanted to see how far he could urinate, since the space was wide open here, with the ocean stretching as far as the eye could see. Men seem to automatically trigger this brain mechanism at such times.

Question: How far can I pee?

Xu Lin thought to himself.

So, he used all his strength.

Two meters, three meters, five meters, seven meters...

Finally, over twelve meters!

This distance was ridiculously exaggerated.

There is actually ...

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