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≈Yo, I'm the king of the friend zone, sittin' on my throne,

Spendin' all my cash just to hear her moan—

"Thanks, you're so sweet!" as she walks away,

I'm stuck holdin' bags on her shopping day.

I send good morning texts at 6 a.m. sharp,

She replies, "Hey bro," like a cold, dead harp.

I'm simpin' so hard, it's my full-time job,

She calls me her "bestie," and it's straight-up sob.

I bought her a ring, she said, "Oh, it's cute!" ...

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