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Hugo sat still. Too still. Like a man facing the final boss of his own life. His mind was spinning at 300 miles per hour.

He was in a very difficult situation.

A perilous situation.

No—he was in a nightmare.

An impossible situation. A deadly situation.

A situation so catastrophically unfair that history books should record it as The Great Toilet Dilemma of Hugo Von Strauss.

He needed to think. Fast. First he needed to analyze his current opti ...

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