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"Ah?"

"Why is it 1000 meters again?"

"Let’s play basketball, Teacher Qiao..."

Qiao Sheng, holding his notebook, cursed, "All you fucking know is basketball. This time we’re keeping score. Those who run 1000 meters within 3 minutes and 15 seconds can play basketball; the rest will keep running."

"No way, Teacher Qiao," Liu Xin said with a mournful face, "Isn’t 3 minutes and 20 seconds already an excellent score?"

"Don’t you fucking need to put on ...

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