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... care how woke your review is, the audience won't care what you have to say if you can't even beat the first fucking level!"

-GamersPortal Comment, 2029

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I kind of expected things to move faster than they were, but it was clear a few hours in that I had set my expectations at one level and reality was conspiring to be at another. Which was fine, I supposed.

Basically, while Grasshopper expected the big gun to be ready by nightfall, Major Tinwhistle was a bit mor ...

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