Stranger in my Ass - Chapter 81

“I shall kill the Ancient Golden Dragon.”[Ding! Quest Created][Objective: kill the Golden Dragon][Reward: Golden Dragon Wings, Golden Dragon Bloodline, Golden Dragon eggs][Accept Quest? Y/N)]______________________“I shall defeat the S-rank Genius, Tyrion.”[Ding! Quest Created][Objective: Defeat S-rank Genius, Tyrion][Reward: Beast Summoner(S-rank), Level up+1, Beast egg(Divine Grade)][Accept Quest? Y/N)]______________________Theon, the bastard son of the Dragan family, a family of divine generals had his Primal bone ripped from him by his grandfather and stepmother after awakening an S-rank talent.The talent was then gifted to his step brother, the legitimate heir, enhancing his talent and making him a once in a century genius.Theon was discarded, left to dead, his soul shattered to pieces by the torture.However, Theon from earth happened to transmigrate into the body at this moment, inheriting the pain, the torment and the betrayal.Accompanying him was a broken cheat system where he could set simple task or quest for himself and and complete them for heaven-defying treasures and godly comprehension._____________________“I will complete ten sets of push ups.”[Ding! Quest Created][Objective:Complete 100 sets of push up][Reward: +100 strength][Accept Quest? Y/N)]______________________“I shall Practice the Nine Godly Knife Techniques ten times.”[Ding! Quest Created][Objective: Practice the Nine Godly Knife Techniques ten times][Reward: Godly Knife Intent][Accept Quest? Y/N)]_______________________Armed with a system that grants incredible rewards, increases his strength and comprehension to the highest level, Theon embarked on his journey for vengeance, chaos and blood pumping destruction.While geniuses spend years to practice their techniques to improve by one level, Theon masters it in an hour!While other spent their lives meditating, Theon improves by leaps and bounds by simply completing self created tasks!

Anger issues was never a problem for Rio, but how can he say that after he swiped away his system in anger when the crystallization began on earth.With portals popping up and monster storming out of them how can Rio be expected not get angry at his lack of a level up tool.Armed with just an axe, as the days go by, Rio has a rapidly building peeve against his never present system and the last virtue on his list is tolerance.“System”“......... ”“System”“...…..”“Grrrrr!! Grrrr!!”With loud menacing growls the wolf like creatures approached, but Rio was busy looking for what spot in the room had better connection and would let him access his system.“If you guys don't shut up, I'll kill you.”Normally, worlds undergoing crystallization should be struggling to get stronger and survive the brutal process but on earth it is different as they are rather focused on pleasing their brutal and unforgiving Tyrant

99 is one, and nine refinements are returned to Xian.

A young town boy, stepping on Xiuxian Road, is not a family, no gold fingers, with his own determination and wisdom, the nine major cultivation system, the nine realms step by step to the peak, and finally ninety-nine one, the achievement of true immortal.

- Description from Uukanshu translation

Left out during the elementary school picnic.