SSS-Rank Slap Skills Turned Me Too OP - Chapter 23: AHHH Good, and AHHH Shit—Here We Go Again!

Travel through the world of martial arts, get a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to be the number one kidnapper in the universe.

As long as you don’t want to tie it, there is nothing you can’t tie!

Guo Jing, your daughter has been kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If you don’t want me to do anything to her, you can exchange it with Jiuyin Zhenjing and Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon!

What, so obedient?

Then I’ll give you a grandson for free.

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Yang Guo, your aunt was kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If she knew the face, she would have cut up her own little penis!

What? Yin Zhiping, do you want to cut too?

Well, I will send you a dragon-slaying knife, cut iron like mud, and guarantee that there will be no pain!

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Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter have been tied up by Lao Tzu, hurry up and hand over all the martial arts secrets of Yi Yang Finger, Six Meridian Divine Sword, etc., and then kill yourself!

What? Want to have sex with your wives again before you die?

Fuck you, they have been scolded by Lao Tzu “Japanese…

- Description from novelbuddy

They were all characters doomed to die. Out of all the suffering they were destined for, I lightened their burden. Just a little. And then… I got caught for stealing. …But after all that effort, why did things only get worse?

[2020’s Most Thrilling Soldier King Novel Online!]The Dark World’s number one assassin—Ye Huan, who strikes fear into the hearts of leaders across nations, is forced to return to Huaxia and marry an icy CEO due to an order from his mentor. Simplicity and directness are my art of dealing, and taking action if unsatisfied is my life attitude. Can money buy anything you want? Sorry, but the number of digits in my bank account exceeds those in your ID number!Watch as the top assassin navigates the bustling city, tramples over arrogant youths, and unifies the world of elites!

"Be my son's mother."