Son-in-law Heaven Emperor Xiao Yi - Chapter 67 So Much Nonsense

Alex transmigrated to a world ruled by beast tamers. He got a God-Tier Choice System, but his first beast was just a slime.Everyone laughed. Teachers mocked him, students made fun of him, and hot girls looked down on him.But his system is op! Any beast could grow without limit!And the only things he needs to do are make choices.Be normal? Be silent? Be kind?Or...be crazy!The Principal yelled at him, “What did you come to school for?!”[Option one: Study][Option two: Sleeping][Option three: Flirting! I don't give a fk about school!]Soon, the world witnessed miracles:—A slime that crushed dragons by sitting on them!—A chicken that pecked a phoenix to death!—A penguin that kicked titans into orbit!When Alex finally sat on the throne, people asked:“Are you the strongest beast tamer?”“Yeah, that's me.”“What about the Nirvana Emperor?”“Also me.”“The Unbreakable Wall?”“Me.”“The God of Harem?”Alex sighed. “All of them... are me.”[Discord: https://discord.gg/wapUbCgsPN][Welcome to join!]

“Please, I implore you to save the world.” This is what a goddess in white says to me in a pure-white space. Such is the standard line that suggests the game is about to begin. Please say this stirring line to boys and girls with sparkling eyes! It’s wrong to direct it to someone like me, who’s exhausted from job hunting! When I declined her politely, she flew into a fit of tears; when I agreed to assist her on small tasks out of reflex, she proclaimed: “it’ll be fine if you just help in the Starting-Village Arc. Please guide the Hero!” Then she tossed me into another world. No, this is a world modeled after a game that this gamer goddess likes…

In the age of fragmented reading, the warm love life with healing power is well received by readers. Gu Weiyi, is warm, good at study, and handsome. He is tender, caring, good at cooking and can even warm the bed. It is the love life between Gu Weiyi and Momo. Gu tries all means to win Momo’s love, while Momo is slow in love.

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MC follows the crew – Don’t like it? Don’t read.Vir transmigrated into the world of One Piece.Right from the start, he was being hunted down by a Devil Fruit users. Just an ordinary guy and a dying deer—how was he supposed to survive this?Ding![Congratulations, host! You have activated the 'Traumatizing Miracle Doctor System'][Saving people while causing them severe psychological trauma will grant you a random ability from them! ]“Bro, I’m being hunted here, stop messing around—give me something useful!”[Ding! Newbie gift pack reward: Antidote x1 ][Antidote: Instantly neutralizes all food poisoning effects. ]Vir: Σ( ° △ °|||)Good news: He has a system.Bad news: The system is useless!---Marineford War.Everyone’s eyes were wide in shock, their faces streaked with tears as they watched Ace get pierced through.Vir: “Wipe those tears! Hold them back! A little fatal injury—still treatable.”Not long after, the Whitebeard Pirates were wailing over Whitebeard’s tragic death.Vir spoke again: “Hold those tears back! Still treatable, still treatable!”And thus, Vir began his legendary journey of flexing.Aokiji: “I’m holding a severed leg, and this guy tells me ‘You are what you eat.’ Should I eat it?”Whitebeard: “That brat’s welding skills are top-notch. Don’t ask how I know!”Kizaru, who had been tasked with hunting Vir down, originally thought it would be an easy job. After all, he was just a doctor, right?Yet now, as he found himself struggling to breathe under the sheer pressure of Vir’s Conqueror's Haki, he had only one thought racing through his mind:“You’re telling me this guy is a doctor?”“Uncle, can you fix my facial paralysis too? Wanna give it a try?”