Smash All Pots and Pans To Go to School - Chapter 530

Encountering a car crash, the King of Silver Screen, Ye Sinian, was bound to a Cannon Fodder Counterattack System.

After reincarnating for hundreds of lives, he has finally earned enough “travel expenses” to go back home.

However, he didn’t think that the system would suddenly malfunction, making returning back home from then on hopeless.

With the shackles of a millennium broken, Ye Sinian aggressively counterattacked!

Reversing fates while hugging the mentally ill* Lord Seme, he walked towards the apex of humanity!

*Mentally ill – Schizophrenic

- Description from Novelupdates

Yin Li was born with a pure Yin body. He possessed the body of a male but the fate of a female, his Yin and Yan energies fully inverted. Because of this, his family’s old ancestors claimed he wouldn’t be able to live past twenty years of age.

To prolong his life, his parents fostered a furnace whose energy he could harvest to nurture his own.

As Yin Li looked at the frail and delicately charming boy in front of him, he felt his heart stir with compassion.

The Heavenly Path is carried through reincarnation, life and death are decided by fate.

He couldn’t simply ruin this pitiful child for the sake of his own selfish interests. Instead, he kept the small boy at his side, spoiling him and raising him as his trusted aide.

He truly believed they shared a master and servant’s pure and honest affection, not at all realizing that that wicked boy had been rotten from the start. The delicately charming small boy who was spoiled day and night only ever thought about two things:

1. Why hasn’t master bestowed his favour on me yet?

2. Just how can I climb into master’s bed?

- Description from Novelupdates

After a vending machine accident, an otaku meets a deity resembling Morgan Freeman and is reincarnated as Eddard “Ned” Stark to save the Game of Thrones universe. To survive, he secures three wishes: usage of The Force (adapted to the Old Gods and Direwolves), intuitive civilization-building knowledge, and a 10x growth multiplier for training.

If heaven stands against me, I shall tear the heavens apart.If fate binds me, I shall shatter destiny itself.Long Tian, the man once feared across the world as the Fox King, leader of the strongest mercenary group alive, has returned to China after years of bloodshed on distant battlefields.But the moment he returns, he is forced into an arranged marriage decided long ago by his grandfather.His fiancée?The cold and untouchable queen of the business world, a woman standing at the peak of a billion-dollar empire.To her, Long Tian is nothing more than a worthless man with no achievements, someone unworthy of even standing beside her.Thus, a six-month marriage contract is signed.Two strangers bound by duty.One cold and proud.One calm and unfathomable.Yet beneath Long Tian’s ordinary appearance lies a man who can heal the dying with a single needle, uncover lost ancient knowledge, and shake the hidden powers of the modern world.Divine doctor.Hidden master.A man who walks between ancient secrets and the modern world.As powerful families, hidden martial clans, and unknown enemies begin to appear, the quiet life he planned slowly turns into a storm.But the biggest question remains—When the six months end…Who will fall first?The cold CEO wife…or the mysterious husband she once looked down upon?Discord Link: https://discord.gg/82pwzvRhQ5