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... d rose out of the weapons Lin Wu had confiscated from Tian Han, one of the branch members of the Tian clan. More specifically, it was on a short sword that held the power of a Dao Shell realm cultivator within it.

'But according to the Slim Arm Ape King, the existence of Ghost Of Tian is very old… older than the Long Clan.' Lin Wu recalled. 'Does this mean he really is older than ten thousand years?' he wondered.

Normally the lifespan of an immortal Ascension was about six thousa ...

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