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Fred and George were as anxious as hotcakes, circling around Dracula.

"What can we do, that's our start-up money for the joke store!" Fred muttered.

"I kinda liked this Wimborne Hornets player before." George said in frustration, "Darn it, how does someone like that get to be Head of the Sports Division?"

Mrs. Weasley sighed, then scowled again and gave the twins a stern look.

"Consider this a lesson for you," she exclaimed in reprimand, "If you can ...

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