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... nd you may not want anything to do with me. But I wanted to say sorry. Uh. That you’re stuck here. And that when we met, I didn’t help you. I’m not sure I can help you now, even. But I am sorry.”

“Sorry,” she says. Sah-rih.

He perks up. “That’s right.”

“Thaz ryde.”

“Well, now you’re just copying me.”

Her tail swishes. “Wellnau yurjaz goppingmi.”

He chuckles.

Her tail wraps around the monkey bars and she slips off of them. She hangs upside d ...

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