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... "Ya'll act like it's difficult to insult people." Kiera scoffed in annoyance, "But fine, whatevs. I'll give you an insult masterclass.

Let's start with the obvious. If you call someone a cunt, nothing you add before or after will change that you called them a cunt.

Big cunt, small cunt, petty cunt, tall cunt. Swollen cunt, hairy cunt, cunt runt, cunt mutt.

It doesn't matter if it's positive or negative. In fact, assuming it's genuine, the kinder the modifier is, the more ...

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